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Her answer was the fucking correct answer, Cal's answer was a word salad of stupidity. He doesn't understand shit about fuck in this town.

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36 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Her answer was the fucking correct answer, Cal's answer was a word salad of stupidity. He doesn't understand shit about fuck in this town.


dumbest ut / rice grad ever 

all schools have shitty grads 

Every time I see Cal this comes straight to mind

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I don’t know. He made salient points about a road win and missing several teammates. I think they make a really good team. She can fill in the gaps he leaves in his thoughts.

Stroud took a big hit against Denver and was wobbly as he stood up. Then another concussion the next week. I think that is why he is still out, and it makes me worry that he might miss more than this week. Love watching that dude play.

^^^
Lots of smoke on the interweb that’s Case is starting against Cleveland 

Taking my 8 year old football obsessed son to the game this weekend as a surprise, he’s going to be bummed if Stroud is out

Taking my 8 year old football obsessed son to the game this weekend as a surprise, he’s going to be bummed if Stroud is out

In 1982 my dad took me to a Rockets game at the Summit. That team finished like 12-70.

I was thrilled to death to see Terry Teagle, Allen Leavell, and Chuck Nevitt lose by 23 to the Nuggets.

Shaggy Fake Parent Advisory Tip: Suck up and grow a pair son.
33 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


In 1982 my dad took me to a Rockets game at the Summit. That team finished like 12-70.

I was thrilled to death to see Terry Teagle, Allen Leavell, and Chuck Nevitt lose by 23 to the Nuggets.

Shaggy Fake Parent Advisory Tip: Suck up and grow a pair son.

On the bright side, you got to see one of the most entertaining teams in NBA history. That Nuggets team scored AND allowed at least 100 points in every single game that season…

5 hours ago, Fud said:

 

Was looking at PFF a couple of days ago, and their projected new contracts for Schultz, Greenard, and Nelson would eat up $34MM of that. Those 3 and Cashman are the guys I really want back, and also keep in mind that Nico’s contract expires after next season. Theres room for at least one major, top-tier DT free agent if one is available once franchise tags get applied. 

10 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Theres room for at least one major, top-tier DT free agent if one is available once franchise tags get applied. 

At the top of the 2024 FA class are Chris Jones and Christian Wilkins. Both will get franchise tags but this would be Jones’s second one. His number will be north of $33M. I’ve seen projections for him at 4/$120M with $80M guaranteed. It would be great if Tart plays well in these final games. He’d be cheap. 

Good result in the Cincy/Pitt game. Texans are currently in a WC spot. Icing on today’s cake would be a Chargers upset over the Bills

Holy holding.

Gettin ugly early.

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Need to get a 3 and out here. Fuck Greenard got hurt 

Wow.

Need to take a look at that S&C coach going into next year.

14 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Need to get a 3 and out here. Fuck Greenard got hurt 

Ward and Nelson also hurt. Don’t love the 2 QB approach. 

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Ward and Nelson also hurt. Don’t love the 2 QB approach. 

Nope.  No rhythm.

D is playing decently 

Yep, we're going to need to a score on specials or defense. There's no way we can to get 10 on offense alone with Keenum at QB. 

Need a pick 6 here.

I may be the only member, but I’ve been in the “Nico Collins kinda sucks” camp since his rookie preseason. This year he’s finally had some decent statistical games, but he’s made few “wow” plays, he struggles to get open, and does low IQ shit like running into the back of his blocker on that last WR screen. Houston needs another WR to pair with Tank next year. 

Ball game.

I can now continue with my day.

😀

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3 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I may be the only member, but I’ve been in the “Nico Collins kinda sucks” camp since his rookie preseason. This year he’s finally had some decent statistical games, but he’s made few “wow” plays, he struggles to get open, and does low IQ shit like running into the back of his blocker on that last WR screen. Houston needs another WR to pair with Tank next year. 

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Yeah, well, their throw-backs look stupid with matte helmets.

Stingley needs to attach a lanyard to Cooper for the rest of the game. I guess they were in zone or some bullshit on that 75 yard touchdown, but some CB off the street doesn't need to be within 10 yards of their best WR. 

Just grind them out and kick 3-4 field goals to win. 

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11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yep, we're going to need to a score on specials or defense. There's no way we can to get 10 on offense alone with Keenum at QB. 

Well done, sir

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Stingley needs to attach a lanyard to Cooper for the rest of the game. I guess they were in zone or some bullshit on that 75 yard touchdown, but some CB off the street doesn't need to be within 10 yards of their best WR. 

Stingley pretty much stays on the left. 

Love how this team runs to the ball and immediately starts ripping away at the ball.

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Fuck Nico Collins, and 15 yard sack. Hahaha, Browns defense.

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23 holds more than the OU offensive line. 

Also the refs and their handlers must have HAMMERED the under. 

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Why’d they go for 2? At the game and wasn’t sure

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3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Why’d they go for 2? At the game and wasn’t sure

Browns’ kicker got hurt on the DP kick return TD

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Thank you Case for last week. You’ll be a Houston legend forever for beating the fake ass Oilers. With that being said, we need to see Mills in the 2nd half.

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The Falcons are doing us a solid. They’re up 20-7 over the Colts in the 3rd

Fairly obvious that the plan was for Keenum to NEVER play. But Davis Mills sucking out loud killed the plan. 

Take the L. Try and win the division. 

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Metchie looks like a bust. Dropped an easy TD pass from Mills. Mills has looked a lot better than Keenum and should have started.

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Why is Dalton still in this game?

20 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Metchie looks like a bust. Dropped an easy TD pass from Mills. Mills has looked a lot better than Keenum and should have started.

Metchie ran into some bad luck, but yeah the NFL is a cold blooded business. It's a bad pick. Normally, I'd say a stud WR can overcome an ACL, but an ACL + cancer is just too much from anybody to bounce back from. 

Agree on Mills. Keenum's arm strength limits him to what, throwing maybe half of the NFL route tree? The Titans looking like the 85 Bears last week should have been an indicator for the Texans coaching staff. 

 

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

 

On 12/17/2023 at 3:28 PM, Macklemore said:

 

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Stinker of a game. Lot of browns fans there today. Need to draft o-line help. Right tackle was getting mauled all game .1402c508ebe18c3a320e5439ddb48d4b.jpg

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