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1 minute ago, deadshank said:

My dad drove the family to Indianapolis late one spring back in the late 60s and long before GPS.  

Naturally, dad got lost and somehow got us stuck on a traffic circle where everyone was hauling ass.  My dad had never driven on a traffic circle and had no idea how to get off. 
 

After 20 or so times around, he was about to succumb to the terror of the cars zooming around the circle.   He spied a filling station and somehow managed to pull into it.  
 

When he came to a stop, a guy ran out to fill up the station wagon, four guys changed all the tires while another fellow cleaned off the windshield. 
 

Last, a guy with a clipboard came to the driver’s side window and barked “get back in there, son, your in second place and closing!”

Got me.

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Your fucking best, most experienced and highest paid LT in the league shouldn’t be doing shit like that.

He’s an excellent pass blocker, but goddam with the fucking penalties dude…

Staying on your stance until the snap scares you to death.

Dude seems on edge. Perhaps he should hit the bong to calm down a bit. Fucking guy

Who is the Texans coach that looks pretty much like Charlie Strong's brother?

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Your fucking best, most experienced and highest paid LT in the league shouldn’t be doing shit like that.

He's the most overrated tackle in the league, far from the best...edit- forgot most penalized 

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1 minute ago, JGrayDBU said:

Who is the Texans coach that looks pretty much like Charlie Strong's brother?

Seriously?

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5 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

Who is the Texans coach that looks pretty much like Charlie Strong's brother?

Don’t you fucking do that. Demeco was one of the smartest football players and now coach in the league. Don’t disparage him by comparing him to Potato

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Let’s get some fucking points here…D is balling, we’ve had some decent push on offense just need to stop moving backward with stupid penalties…

4 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

Who is the Texans coach that looks pretty much like Charlie Strong's brother?

 

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Indy 72 just grabbed our DE and threw him to the ground.   Very B12 

Go score here, get it back in the 2nd 1/2

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

He's the most overrated tackle in the league, far from the best

Do you watch a lot of offensive line tape? I’m asking because the people that do have put him in the Pro Bowl 4 out of the last 5 years. 

What a great play call!!

12 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Do you watch a lot of offensive line tape? I’m asking because the people that do have put him in the Pro Bowl 4 out of the last 5 years. 

I watch him get at least 3 false starts (and get away with 10), 1.5 holding calls, gove up sacks and generally be a pain in the ass then sit out 3-4 games with minor injuries every year, then read about how great he's supposed to be

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That better be a hold.

Nooooooo!

OU level holding/head locks every time Minshew drops back, but... the Texans are getting penalized. Ok, sure. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

Texans need the Brady special. Score before the half. Score on the opening possession in the 2nd half.

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I watch him get at least 3 false starts, 1.5 holding calls, gove up sacks and generally be a pain in the ass then sit out 3-4 games within or injuries every year, then read about how great he's supposed to be

Going into this game he’s had 3 holding calls and 4 false starts in 13 games. Try again. 

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2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

pitre is worthless

Seeing him shit all over the field when we should have drafted Kyle Hamilton instead of aggy burns me up whenever I think about it 

Just take a knee and go into halftime. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Colts getting real cute. Your quarterback is Minshew not Mahomes. You're not going to do shit with 20 seconds left in the half. 

Stop it, Helobious!!

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