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Gawd after the perinneal sweeps by the colts, from Peyton to Luck, this is awesome.

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Texans should easily have 2, maybe 3 more wins this season 

Freakin' must-win on the road @INDY  

TEXANS GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS !!!

SMDH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

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I love all you mothefuckers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Just now, Jimbaround said:

That was a great showing by CJ.


he played like a qb1 !

Congratulations Texans fans!!!

That was a great season and fun game tonight.

Best of luck in the playoffs!!!

All-Texas Superbowl still in play.

Nice win, finally back in the playoffs!  Now let's hope the Jags shit the bed and give us the division win 😁

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We could still win the division with a Jax loss 

They lost momentum, but got it back. Fought hard. 

Colts QB throws ball behind fucking halfback. That fucker coulda made a bunch of yardage

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Playoffs?  Playoffs?!

 

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I love Hannah. She is like cool Jennifer Aniston chick in movies come to life 

10 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Gawd after the perinneal sweeps by the colts, from Peyton to Luck, this is awesome.

Colts didn’t sweep last year and it saved the Texans franchise. 

CJ shows how you throw a ball under pressure and to a spot where your guys can make a play. I hope Quinn learns that.. amazing.. CJ is him. That last dive was impeccable

That one and the other where he hit Nico in red zone. That was amazing, as he was getting hit and perfectly in stride

Troy Aikman : we had a rookie coach, rookie OC, rookie QB, and we won one game 

11 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I love Hannah. She is like cool Jennifer Aniston chick in movies come to life 

Like 'Horrible Bosses ' Jennifer Aniston?

Think back to this time last year how pissed you were about that TD Davis Mills threw against the Colts.

Best thing to happen to this franchise in the last 10 years, maybe ever…

So happy for the franchise. To get past the easterby and BoB death curse, to this season truly awesome. Home run draft picks. Great coaches. Today was house money. 3 wins to playoffs with complete roster, coach turnover turnover.

10 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Play of the game 
 

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Slowick the OC is going to get hc interviews 

Sure hope not... that seems too quick to transition to being a Head Coach for Slowik.

 

Awesome! The best QBs in the AFC so far have made the playoffs. Texans will be a fun war room to be in during the upcoming draft. Not that you can’t take it seriously but shit you have the QB and the HC right and hopefully can at least hang on to your OC one more year. That will be tricky to keep the staff together. Need some serious weapons on defense and offense but it’s a good core of a team. Happy Texans made it. As much as I like Minshew that’s about as far as you can go with a backup and the Colts have their QB when he gets healthy and their HC. The division which used to be a laughing stock is pretty much locked and loaded. So cool to see the Texans celebrate in locker room right now on SVP. 

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Slowick the OC is going to get hc interviews 

Maybe but I’m not worried. He’s only 36 and this is his first year as a full blown coordinator. He probably needs a few more years to be a real HC candidate. 

Yeah, I'll bet he stays another year. 

That was a fantastic performance.  To win a road division "playoff" game with so many big players out is amazing.  To do it overcoming 10+ penalties?  And to give up how many rushing yards?  Great coaching, great QB play, and timely defense is the you win in the NFL.  This team  may be poised to win a lot of games over the next few years.

Need to find a RB in the worst way

4 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Think back to this time last year how pissed you were about that TD Davis Mills threw against the Colts.

Best thing to happen to this franchise in the last 10 years, maybe ever…

It was truly a miracle against that stringent defensive effort 

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Nico, man.

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

Need to find a RB in the worst way

I know one.

Just now, TonyTexas said:

CJ is a great QB but a pretty terrible interview. 

Huh?  He's great in every interview I've ever seen of him.

Offense needs a 3rd WR and to upgrade OL.

Defense needs a lot.

But this team is going to be salty next year, regardless of what happens in the playoffs

He just turned 22. The qb’s goto dinner on Friday nights, his first choice was Olive Garden 😂😂

he’s just a kid 

What a great season!  Never expected to be where we are this year. Everything is gravy now. With this staff and QB anything is possible if they stay healthy. Build OL every chance, profit for years.

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29 minutes ago, Hate said:

Huh?  He's great in every interview I've ever seen of him.

TonyTexas is just an anti-Christian bigot. Fuck him and others like him.

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After having the franchise decimated because of that stupid perv Watson, I'll take a little Jesus at the QB position.  He's always given praise to his teammates and coaches and seems to be a genuinely humble kid. 

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