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#1651

How nice is it that Bud's team gave the Texans a division title? 🤣

 

I fully expected that bastard to rise from the grave and demand that they lose, just to fuck Houston one more time.

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#1652

I'd be interested in signing Henry to a contract if it was worth it for the team. I don't think he's a lead back anymore, but he brings a 4Q sledgehammer to help put away games with the running game.

#1653
22 minutes ago, Macklemore said:
THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNINGYOUR AFC SOUTH CHAMPIONS 😤

 

 

Sweet...

#1655

You guys that want no part of Cleveland... c'mon now. We playing with house money at this point and this city deserves a home playoff game. Let's gooooooooo

#1658
14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Maybe this is what happened to Pena this year, he passed his Mojo on to Stroud

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#1660
6 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

The stench of Bill O’Brien is waning…..finally.

Never forget what we went through to get here. #WeAreTexans

 

#1661
22 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Any ideas on game time?  I’m hoping Sunday night or Monday night.  Going hunting Thursday and won’t be back until Sunday afternoon. 

We have never played anything but the early Saturday game in the first round, I don’t see that changing this year…

#1665

Division winner scheduling is no joke. I don’t know what BESFs is. 

2024 Schedule (Dates/Times TBD)Home: Jaguars, Colts, BESFs, Bills, Dolphins, Ravens, Bears, LionsAway: Jaguars, Colts, BESFs, Jets, Patriots, Chiefs, Packers, Vikings, Cowboys

 

#1666

Fairly certain that our 2024 schedule includes an away game versus the team that finished in the same spot as us from the NFC East. With their win today, that would be the Cowboys.

The NFL has a chance to make Thanksgiving week 2024 the greatest football week in the history of the state…

#1667
8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Division winner scheduling is no joke. I don’t know what BESFs is. 

2024 Schedule (Dates/Times TBD)Home: Jaguars, Colts, BESFs, Bills, Dolphins, Ravens, Bears, LionsAway: Jaguars, Colts, BESFs, Jets, Patriots, Chiefs, Packers, Vikings, Cowboys

 

Titans. Baby eating sister fuckers 

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#1668
7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Fairly certain that our 2024 schedule includes an away game versus the team that finished in the same spot as us from the NFC East. With their win today, that would be the Cowboys.

The NFL has a chance to make Thanksgiving week 2024 the greatest football week in the history of the state…

Texans opponents for next year are finalized. Home: Colts, Jags, Titans, Bears, Lions, Bills, Dolphins, Ravens.Away: Colts, Jags, Titans, Patriots, Jets, Chiefs, Cowboys, Packers, Vikings.

That is a tough fucking schedule. We might be a much better team next year and still only get 10 wins. Going from wildcard to #1 seed in the conference is one of the toughest things to do in sports.

#1670
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

We get the Saturday night game, I’m calling it now 

Negative ghost rider 

3:30 Saturday 

#1675

Man, there is so much speed in this Miami-Buffalo game. We have like 1 player with this type of speed in Dell, maybe two with Nico. We really need to add some team speed in the draft.

#1676
Just now, HtownHorn said:

Man, there is so much speed in this Miami-Buffalo game. We have like 1 player with this type of speed in Dell, maybe two with Nico. We really need to add some team speed in the draft.


hell yes and big ugly guys on the line 

#1677
22 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Man, there is so much speed in this Miami-Buffalo game. We have like 1 player with this type of speed in Dell, maybe two with Nico. We really need to add some team speed in the draft.

I think they need to take a RB higher than most draftniks would be comfortable with. 
 

Coach might not like it, but I think they need to address RB and WR in the first 3 rounds. 

#1679
1 hour ago, Macklemore said:
SEE YOU SATURDAY, H-TOWN 🤘 📺: @nbc

 

Fucking NFL schedulers. No prime time games this season. Saturday afternoon slot for like the 5th consecutive Texans playoff game. 

#1681
5 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Fucking NFL schedulers. No prime time games this season. Saturday afternoon slot for like the 5th consecutive Texans playoff game. 

Keep winning and you will get a primetime game. 

#1682
28 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Fucking NFL schedulers. No prime time games this season. Saturday afternoon slot for like the 5th consecutive Texans playoff game. 

Cleveland is a small market team, and I think as far as NFL teams go, the Texans are a mid-market team.  If they were playing the Bills or Steelers it would be a prime time game. Both teams matter, it's not entirely the Texans fault for getting an afternoon slot. Need either a big market, or a huge legacy following of fans to get the good spots. 

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#1684
#Browns established as early 1.5 point favorite over #Texans, over-under of 43.5 points

 

#1686
9 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

No prime time games this season

Well besides the most recent Saturday night primetime game to end the season. 

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Three QBs in the last 50 seasons have led the NFL in Pass YPG and Pass TD/INT ratio in a single year1989 Joe Montana2007 Tom Brady2023 C.J. Stroud

 

#1689

 

"I would only take Patrick Mahomes and Lamar Jackson ahead of CJ Stroud right now..Maybe Josh Allen and that's it" @stephenasmith #PMSLive

Yeah that's fair. McAfee gushing over CJ too. Hopefully this means ESPN will take notice and move Houston up the TV pecking order next year and for the next decade. It's crazy to think that you could make an argument that the current top 4 QBs are all in the AFC right now. 

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#1690

Not a Texans fan, but pretty amazing result this season, made even more amazing that it was done while losing to the Jets and Panthers.

Could have easily been a 12 win team with #2 seed. Nfl gonna nfl.

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#1691

The CJ Stroud is a crappy interview narrative needs to be put in the trash bin.

You're ABSURD @CJ7STROUD #PMSLive
HOW THE HELL DID YOU MAKE THIS THROW"I gave Nico Collins a shot and he made a play"@CJ7STROUD #PMSLive
I assume that S2 test is NEVER gonna be used again.."The eye in the sky don't lie" ~ @CJ7STROUD#PMSLive
You should take a lot of pride in what you've done for the city of Houston @CJ7STROUD #PMSLive
"DeMeco Ryans sets the standard and every day he's putting constant work in..He cares about his players and and he's a great coach" ~ @CJ7STROUD #PMSLive

 

#1692

I’d kick the tires on Barkley too. He’s probably on the backside of his career, but he could be useful for a season or two if the price is right.

Obviously Johnathan Brooks would be great if he were to fall to us.

Big money RBs are a huge waste of money. 1st round RBs are ok if extraordinary. Just use em up on the cheap deal, replace them and let em go.

Barkley gets hurt easy, won’t play for minimum, and has never made a difference.
#1693
25 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Not a Texans fan, but pretty amazing result this season, made even more amazing that it was done while losing to the Jets and Panthers.

Could have easily been a 12 win team with #2 seed. Nfl gonna nfl.

We also lost to the Falcons.

#1694
4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Well besides the most recent Saturday night primetime game to end the season. 

That wasn’t scheduled by the league. It was a flex based on playoff impact, not because the NFL wanted the Texans to get a prime time game when they could give a third one to the Packers or 9th one to the Cowboys. I think you know what I meant though, you surly asshole. 

#1695

Draft order for playoff teams gets grouped by which weekend you get eliminated, then record among those losers. Beating Cleveland will improve the first round pick by two or three spots, if playoff advancement wasn’t enough motivation to punk the Browns. 

#1696
28 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Draft order for playoff teams gets grouped by which weekend you get eliminated, then record among those losers. Beating Cleveland will improve the first round pick by two or three spots, if playoff advancement wasn’t enough motivation to punk the Browns. 

Yeah, having a better pick than the one we gave to Arizona would be hilarious.

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#1697

Oh my gosh can’t believe this same referee crew that fucked us in the 2nd Jags game is calling our playoff game. Fuck!

Clay Martin will officiate Saturday’s Wild Card contest between the Houston Texans and Cleveland BrownHis crew notably called the controversial Week 12 loss against the Jacksonville Jaguars #WeAreTexans

 

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#1698
Panthers have requested to interview Texans OC Bobby Slowik, per source.

I hope Slowik stays another year like Ben Johnson did last year. Hate to lose him.

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#1700
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

He’d be perfect for the panthers / young 

If I’m Atlanta, I’d hire him and draft a QB in the 1st round. I really hope he stays another year. He is too good to not get offered a job. 

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