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Looks like we ate the rat poison this week

Edited by 936horn

Too much media attention this week! Got to settle down and take a deep breath!

Hook’em!!!

1 minute ago, NaTeWHO said:

Fuck the first down... Throw it deep!

tell us where else he was going with the ball with a rusher in his face. It was try that or throw it in the stands

Need a Defense or ST spark to get this ball rolling!

Hook’em!!!

if you dipshits would bother watching the play again it was either take a sack, throw it up to Sanders or throw it in the stands. There was nothing else there, nothing.

Playing like shit, maybe we didn't break Alabama, they just suck

Welp, so far I don't forsee Arch getting in the game, maybe not even Murphy.

Didn’t we have an all players meeting?

Galindo’s commentary pisses the shit out of me 
There is zero reason to point out where the player transferred from on EVERY gotdam touch they get. I guess the original team is all that counts?
10 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

tell us where else he was going with the ball with a rusher in his face. It was try that or throw it in the stands

Or call a different play...

Does Galindo have a “green tint” to his hair, or is the just my TV?

Hook’em!!!

Keilan Robinson spent one season at Bama and not a starter, going on 3 as a longhorn. At what part does the Bama part become irrelevant?

1 minute ago, NaTeWHO said:

Or call a different play...

the play went to shit when we let a rusher come free

We got luckily or AD did not to get a flag. We look a little sloppy but we got the skills to make stuff happen and impose our will on other teams mostly.

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

the play went to shit when we let a rusher come free

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Edited by NaTeWHO

Nice of the refs to give wyo as much time as they needed to set their defense

Told ya Rig12 refs would be looking for the slighest twitch. The Bama game is likely our last with no false starts.

I’m about to call a posters only meeting and I don’t think the Longhorn football team will like what I have to say…to other posters…about the team

I’m about to call a posters only meeting and I don’t think the Longhorn football team will like what I have to say…to other posters…about the team
Are you supplying the drinks?

That Dr Pepper commercial about overreacting after one play had to be written by a surly poster

Are you supplying the drinks?

Yes but it will only be LMNT sport drink powder to put in your water. We must stay hydrated and I will check everyone’s urine afterwards to make sure it’s clear

Yes but it will only be LMNT sport drink powder to put in your water. We must stay hydrated and I will check everyone’s urine afterwards to make sure it’s clear
I'm out, the rest of you sober sammies can cuss and discuss without me.

Hilarious play

6 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Y’all are on the wrong thread. Stop posting here.

Don’t tell us what to do. 

Gallindo sucks massive dick

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