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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I was just fucking with you. They get criticized for sounding too much like LZ.

Glad I could be your straight man.

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55 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

PSA for those looking for a streaming option, and not exactly in LHN's typical carriage territory.

VidGo has a "first month for $20" going on, and their base (plus) package has LHN.

I used this last year and it worked fine. (Note I also used it to log into ESPN and streamed from there, but either way works.)

 

It's obviously not a free trial, but $20 for a months worth works out in the end. Plus no having to do weird things just to get a random stream onto your TV.

define weird

This has been a long week. It has felt like three weeks. Like the rest of the SEC, I too am now tired of Bama talk.

Not as bad as waiting for 2006 Rose Bowl though. The last 2 days before that game felt like 6 months. My in laws being in town may have also factored in.

Why does every game week thread break down into a shitty music discussion (see Week 1 Rice)?  Can't we have the sponsors pick what runaway train line we'll pick each week:  Tv gameshows, 70s hair styles, worst country in the world,  hottest woman you've ever met, best bar fight.  There are hundreds of choices but here we are:  Shitty Music and Cheese Puns - Welcome to Surly Game Week. 

Gouda thing it's Friday.  

22 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

31-17 Texas

This place will melt down if that happens

On 9/13/2023 at 10:08 AM, Doc Daneeka said:

Oklahoma State got every possible good thing going their way in the first half of that game. It was about half Texas playing down and about half Oklahoma State playing well and getting bounces. There was never, imo, the “wtf is this bullshit” feeling of the A&M game. It was more like the Washington Generals raining threes to start the game. 

I was at the Aggy game in 05. We weren’t playing great, but i never felt like we would lose. Hell, the Aggy fans never felt they could win.

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

I was at the Aggy game in 05. We weren’t playing great, but i never felt like we would lose. Hell, the Aggy fans never felt they could win.

It never felt like Texas was going to lose, but it was much more frustrating to watch even than the Oklahoma State game. 

The closest I got to thinking Texas could lose in 2005 was USC’s next to last possession. A stop was do or die. I thought Texas might need a turnover. Didn’t get one, but the fumble before the fourth down cost them some field position. 

6 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

It never felt like Texas was going to lose, but it was much more frustrating to watch even than the Oklahoma State game. 

The closest I got to thinking Texas could lose in 2005 was USC’s next to last possession. A stop was do or die. I thought Texas might need a turnover. Didn’t get one, but the fumble before the fourth down cost them some field position. 

Yeah, we never really opened the giant can of whoop ass that we all felt we should have been able to open on them that season.

56 - 10 Texas

Due to LHN, my ability to watch this game is unknown at present, sigh 😞

Just now, hookemATL said:

Texas 48

Led Zeppelin 2 (safety/their best album)

John Paul Jones is terrible in pass pro. Ethan Burke should have a field day.

I think the Wyo social media team is one coach in his spare time, I've never seen a D-I program post so little.

 

My teenager and a bunch of his buddies are going tomorrow. Any suggestions on parking? Intramural fields and shuttle? Is that still a thing?.
I always park at my homie's condo and walk, but they will be in multiple vehicles.

2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

My teenager and a bunch of his buddies are going tomorrow. Any suggestions on parking? Intramural fields and shuttle? Is that still a thing?.
I always park at my homie's condo and walk, but they will be in multiple vehicles.

Uber/Lyft. 

Uber/Lyft. 
Sorry; 16 year old. If he was 18 they could all pile in an Uber, or better yet figure out themselves.
2 hours ago, TornACL said:

John Paul Jones is terrible in pass pro. Ethan Burke should have a field day.

Loved him as the voice of Darth Vader

1 hour ago, Eggo said:

Loved him as the voice of Darth Vader

My mind locked up trying to remember James Earl Jones name there.  Now get off my lawn. 

So Baxter is out? Is that what I’m reading?
Depends on what your reading, what are you reading?
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17 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
19 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:
So Baxter is out? Is that what I’m reading?

Depends on what your reading, what are you reading?

 

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2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

My teenager and a bunch of his buddies are going tomorrow. Any suggestions on parking? Intramural fields and shuttle? Is that still a thing?.
I always park at my homie's condo and walk, but they will be in multiple vehicles.

https://www.texasmemorialstadium.com/public-transport/#:~:text=Fan Services shuttles at football,gates%2C pregame%2C and postgame.

Short answer, yes.

Opportunity to start 3-0 for the first time since 2012. Texas needs to start grabbing these opportunities by the horns. (Pun)
Texas 44
Wyoming 13

41-13 Texas. I don't think this game will be close. Maalik leads a TD drive in garbage time.

Lots of blowout predictions here for a team that beat tech, and is a standard letdown game for us. Think it’ll be much closer. 

1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

My mind locked up trying to remember James Earl Jones name there.  Now get off my lawn. 

I thought you meant John Bonham.

5 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Didn’t get one, but the fumble before the fourth down cost them some field position. 

Not as much as it should have...

Sark wants to build more confidence for his team so Texas wins by at least 28pts tomorrow 🤘

48 minutes ago, GTNY said:

Lots of blowout predictions here for a team that beat tech, and is a standard letdown game for us. Think it’ll be much closer. 

I don’t know what the offense does, but I think defense holds them to single digits. 
 

45-7

1 hour ago, GTNY said:

Lots of blowout predictions here for a team that beat tech, and is a standard letdown game for us. Think it’ll be much closer. 

Did you watch the extended highlights of the Tech game? Tech dropped their pants, turned around, and asked to be treated rough. Wyo is good enough at football to take a win that's handed to them.

 

1 hour ago, GTNY said:

for a team that beat tech

I don’t know about you but I celebrate our special olympians

2 hours ago, Mother mopar said:
2 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:
So Baxter is out? Is that what I’m reading?

Depends on what your reading, what are you reading?

*you're

36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Did you watch the extended highlights of the Tech game? Tech dropped their pants, turned around, and asked to be treated rough. Wyo is good enough at football to take a win that's handed to them.

 

Seeing this makes me wonder what type of aircraft do our teams fly in, for example to the Bama game? Yes it s likely a charter but does it have larger seats? What airframe? Anyone know?

5 hours ago, Born to Run said:
5 hours ago, cafe society said:

Thank you. Any real world experience on availability at IM?

That info looks old. I don't know if it's still accurate.  The link to the shuttle webpage gives an error and appears to be from 2018.  The company that operated the Longhorn Express Shuttle went out of business during covid.  Last I heard from CDC, they have not found a suitable replacement.  They did have a discussion with a San Antonio based bus company, but I don't know if anything came of it. 

Maybe someone has newer information, but as far as I know, the shuttle service is still gone.  They want to bring it back, but can't find a provider.

3 hours ago, El Squared said:

Seeing this makes me wonder what type of aircraft do our teams fly in, for example to the Bama game? Yes it s likely a charter but does it have larger seats? What airframe? Anyone know?

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3 hours ago, El Squared said:

Seeing this makes me wonder what type of aircraft do our teams fly in, for example to the Bama game? Yes it s likely a charter but does it have larger seats? What airframe? Anyone know?

I’m pretty sure I remember seeing it being an American Airlines plane

5 hours ago, GTNY said:

Lots of blowout predictions here for a team that beat tech, and is a standard letdown game for us. Think it’ll be much closer. 

Well Tech fucking sucks, so. 

1 hour ago, CowboyFred said:

I’m pretty sure I remember seeing it being an American Airlines plane

Probably so. I think our sideline headsets have “American Airlines…worse than Amtrak” written in them. Or something like that.

8 hours ago, GTNY said:

Lots of blowout predictions here for a team that beat tech, and is a standard letdown game for us. Think it’ll be much closer. 

Based on the transitive property of common opponents, Tech and Yormark can fuck themselves in the fucking face.

11 hours ago, Eggo said:

Loved him as the voice of Darth Vader

The correct shitty reference was to either Led Zeppelin or the American naval officer

I'm already jacked up on coffee.  Is it game time yet?

TEXAS FIGHT!

On 9/14/2023 at 10:36 PM, Vertigo said:

The grow their wimenz sturdy for the harsh winters it seems.

It's a simple matter of practicality: Warm in the winter, shade in the summer. 

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