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14 minutes ago, slorch said:

My very first NFL game was '85 Bears 44, my beloved Cowboys 0.

I can't recall such a thorough asswhipping like this one in one half of football in the NFL.

geeze.

There was a Super Bowl, actually a couple of them, that had similar halves. Washington over denver, Dallas over Buffalo, San Fran over San Diego . Not sure how those broke down by half, but we’re at least a quarter of domination. And we that metric, New England vs Atlanta too. 

2 minutes ago, Drew said:


I mean no reason to push with 1:24 left? A fumble sack or INT give them life.

I would not mind seeing them tortured a bit. 

Daniel Jones really looks worth that investment, doesn't he?

Hopefully it's just that our defense really is this awesome.

4 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Is Maria Taylor transitioning?

She should just wear a shower curtain.

Dak with 50% completions looking very inconsistent in the first half. If the defense and special teams weren't completely dominating this would be more glaring but he has to pick it up if they want to beat the Niners and eagles

14 minutes ago, deadshank said:

NYG DBs swan-posing on incomplete passes while down 26-aught. 
 

Yes.  It’s all about you, dipshit. 

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7 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Is Maria Taylor transitioning?

She’s pregnant. She announced last month. She had been trying for three years. 
 

Daniel Jones is terrible. Which is great. Giants will be a sweep. 

Daboll looks like he drank a few shots during halftime.

NYG DBs swan-posing on incomplete passes while down 26-aught. 
 
Yes.  It’s all about you, dipshit. 
Why not?

This never gets old

Dak with 50% completions looking very inconsistent in the first half. If the defense and special teams weren't completely dominating this would be more glaring but he has to pick it up if they want to beat the Niners and eagles

They’ve barely played. He looks off. In the first game. In the rain. When they haven’t played the entire preseason. Plus a few drops. That’s a bit misleading with so few attempts.


Also these TEs are going to be the death of us.

2 flat drops of hood passes. And one touch TD catch that was dropped. They can’t keep doing that.

Starting to think the Giants aren't very good.

1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

Starting to think the Giants aren't very good.

I knew they weren’t good. But I’m thinking they are shittier than even I expected. 

Jones looks like he’s burning in an alcohol fire every time he drops back to pass and Cowboys chasing him. 

Geez, could the cowboys have more sacks than the Giants have receptions?

Starting to think the Giants aren't very good.
They weren't any good last year either. But they got to play Cousins in the playoffs and we know how it goes when Cousins plays in big games. Daniel Jones is a fucking spare

NYG 93 high-step foot stomping and chest pounding after making a garden variety tackle assist.  What a maroon. 

Maybe it's just me. I mean, I'm pleased to see Dallas win, but I'd rather see them not play a corpse on opening day.

 

Damn, what the fuck are the Giants coaches drinking at halftime?

Dak definitely off. Wet ball don’t help. But he’s been off a bit

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Damn, what the fuck are the Giants coaches drinking at halftime?

They were updating their resumes. 

Just now, deadshank said:

They were updating their resumes. 

With an entire bottle of gin.

6 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

Maybe it's just me. I mean, I'm pleased to see Dallas win, but I'd rather see them not play a corpse on opening day.

 


Im fine with it. Rack up a W and get ready for week 2

Daniel Jones is gonna get his coach and gm fired.

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Daniel Jones is gonna get his coach and gm fired.

Seems fair, they are going to get him killed. 

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Daniel Jones is gonna get his coach and gm fired.

Probably explains why his coaches are trying to get him killed with these playcalls. Maybe they see that as their only hope.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seems fair, they are going to get him killed. 

Why are Dak and Pollard playing in the 4th quarter of a 33 point route?

dumb...

Like DJones isn't good, but that Giants O-line is putrid.  Dallas D is all over him every single play.

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Daniel Jones is gonna get his coach and gm fired.

Sucks for Daboll.  Overachieved in year 1, made Jones look competent as a qb, and now is stuck with him.

Just now, slorch said:

Why are Dak and Pollard playing in the 4th quarter of a 33 point route?

dumb...

Agreed. Should be time to cut the Deuce loose.

That's our secret weapon, LOL.

fucking drops man

Yeah...not sure the they think Dallas fans would be happy to see Tyron Smith back in the game.  Starters should have been pulled by now.,

Drops again.

Smith for damn sure doesn't need to be in the game.

Cowboys ever beat Giants this bad before?

40 -0. Offense scored 27 in 3 quarters.

I mean tell me the offense sucks.

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