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The Longhorns beat up Alabama to the tune of 34-24 and earned the program's biggest win in years.  

Texas Longhorns wide receiver Xavier Worthy (1) reaches for a touchdown catch against Alabama at Bryant-Denny Stadium on Saturday, Sep. 9, 2023 in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

Texas Longhorns quarterback Quinn Ewers (3) throws a pass during the game against Alabama at Bryant-Denny Stadium on Saturday, Sep. 9, 2023 in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

Texas Longhorns linebacker Anthony Hill Jr. (0) celebrates a sack during the game against Alabama at Bryant-Denny Stadium on Saturday, Sep. 9, 2023 in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

Texas Longhorns wide receiver Adonai Mitchell (5) catches a ball for a touchdown against Alabama at Bryant-Denny Stadium on Saturday, Sep. 9, 2023 in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

Texas Longhorns head coach Steve Sarkisian celebrates the 34-24 win over Alabama at Bryant-Denny Stadium on Saturday, Sep. 9, 2023 in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

 

Next up is a home date with the undefeated (lol Tech) Wyoming Cowboys this Saturday evening.  

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At first glance it looked like she had some serious armpit hair

Sark should put his nuts on the table and say, "Questions?  Comments?"

Shouldn't we know the Baylor game kickoff time sometime about now? (Yes, I'm a fan and I can look ahead because I have to attend a wedding at 4:30)

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hey Jim Rome is back on The Horn. I didn't know that. 

Wait why is Jim Rome on and not Sark.

The horn isn't the flagship station for Texas sports anymore. I think the zone is now 

Coach had his game face on last week.

I'm hoping we get the same today.

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18 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Shouldn't we know the Baylor game kickoff time sometime about now? (Yes, I'm a fan and I can look ahead because I have to attend a wedding at 4:30)

i feel like we usually get that info right around the time of the press conference.  i'm very interested in knowing the kickoff time as well.

I hate questions that don't provide information in the answers. "Did it feel good to beat Bama, coach??".

Just ask about Baxter FFS. 

Yeah...why would they ask about Baxter.  I figured they just went with the veteran Brooks in the 4th Quarter.

3 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

What happened to Baxter?

I missed his injury?

Couldn’t put any weight on his leg, had to be basically carried off the field after the game. It didn’t look great in the very brief camera capture. 

6 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Yeah...why would they ask about Baxter.  I figured they just went with the veteran Brooks in the 4th Quarter.

Because he's hurt. Limited in practice. 

Referring to the Bama game as "last week", nice touch.

Giving Savion credit for running the scout team, nice touch.

TH could learn a thing or two from Sark.

10 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

I want that hoodie 

Missed the event, on a stupid conference call. 

Got a picture of said hoodie? 

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Missed the event, on a stupid conference call. 

Got a picture of said hoodie? 

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5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Missed the event, on a stupid conference call. 

Got a picture of said hoodie? 

Didn't snag a screenshot. It's black with the western style Texas in burn orange across the chest. 

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You know, I want Texas to be elite because I want Texas to be elite. Period. That said, Sarkisian seems to be a really good man who’s owned his fuckups and is thankful for what he has and is thankful for the people who helped him get there. It would be nice to see someone like that have success with his approach and with the guys he’s helped make better on and off the field. 

It also doesn’t hurt that he doesn’t seem big on being a punching bag or surviving surges but wants the guys in burnt orange not only to be highly talented but to take the game to the other team. Stay focused and keep raising the bar and things could get really good here sooner than later.

13 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Referring to the Bama game as "last week", nice touch.

 

He said the same thing last week as well.
I thought it was a little odd, though technically it's correct.  

Wondered if it's his way of putting games further into the past because now we're focusing on the next game.

Damn he’s such a good interview.

11 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Game at Baylor announced:  6:30!

On ESPN

Didn't get to see the press conference.  Did CDC pop into the end of the presser with a contract extension/raise for Sark?

Good for Sark, that Bama game is so over, need to worry about what Wyoming brings to DKR.  Its all that matters really.

18 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Ha!

Did Kurt get passed over?

No Kurt asked a stupid question about concern for the running game after running out the clock for 7 minutes. 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

On ESPN

actually, ABC.  Either way.  I'm glad because I have something at 6:25p.  

I'm also super glad it's at 6:30p in Waco, because one the biggest pieces of human shitstained moldy rot has something in downtown Austin until 3:00p.  And that'll give him time to get to Waco by 5:00p to wipe the cum off his wife's face.

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

actually, ABC.  Either way.  I'm glad because I have something at 6:25p.  

5 minutes of sex?  Look at you, Mr. Marathon Man

5 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Didn't get to see the press conference.  Did CDC pop into the end of the presser with a contract extension/raise for Sark?

Good for Sark, that Bama game is so over, need to worry about what Wyoming brings to DKR.  Its all that matters really.

No, we only give contract extensions if you win Sugar Bowls. Except this time if that happens it will be worth it. 

24 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Didn't snag a screenshot. It's black with the western style Texas in burn orange across the chest. 

It's a Lululemon.  You guys might be too fat to wear a LL.

 

https://www.universitycoop.com/lululemon-Texas-Longhorns-Wordmark-City-Sweat-Pullover-Hoodie?quantity=1&custcol_coop_coloroption_gm=1&custcol_coop_sizingoption_standard=4

Didn't get to see the press conference.  Did CDC pop into the end of the presser with a contract extension/raise for Sark?
Good for Sark, that Bama game is so over, need to worry about what Wyoming brings to DKR.  Its all that matters really.
No need to go full aggy after game 2 ffs.

Anyone have a YT link? No LHN at home so no recording for later.
Didn't get to see the press conference.  Did CDC pop into the end of the presser with a contract extension/raise for Sark?
Good for Sark, that Bama game is so over, need to worry about what Wyoming brings to DKR.  Its all that matters really.
No need to go full aggy after game 2 ffs.

Anyone have a YT link? No LHN at home so no recording for later.
6 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

Wrong font but close

edit: actually that's it but the black one is the only one with the placeholder font online. 

Its a joke of course.  Sarcasm, reference to many other teams.  aTm, MSU, etc.

This is a capture from a YouTube video.  a brothel owner, Freddie.

 

 

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