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#551
Satisfying regular season. One thing continues to baffle me though...
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE????

 


They beat the eagles too. Crazy
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#552
7 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Tons of penalties (nothing too unusual there)

It was the week Diggs went down (contributed bad vibes and some chaos in secondary)

Missing two starting OL

Edit: plus fart smelling theory is highly likely.

3 starting OL 

#553

Pete Carroll out as head coach in Seattle. How likely is it that Quinn fills that spot? I always feel he was just waiting for the right spot to open up.

#556

Is Jerry going to give up the GM role and have Stephen and will McClay report to Bill? Nope.

Skins, panthers, chargers need hc and GM.

Bills failures as a coach the past couple seasons are from his failures as the GM and personnel guy.

#567

If anyone is surprised by this result, they have not been paying attention. This was the least surprising outcome for the cowboys. I hope this is what puts Jerry underground.

#571

It’s the NFL, he’ll get hired. Mike too, although Jerry will probably keep him, because he literally doesn’t care.

#572
On 1/12/2024 at 11:27 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Does Jerry need to start wearing adult diapers?

 

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Kind of ironic that his team went out and peed down its leg.

#576

Texans with a deep run would be good for Cowboys.  Jones takes this state for granted and puts little effort into winning.  The Cubs of the NFL.  

#577
Just now, Disco Strangler said:

Texans with a deep run would be good for Cowboys.  Jones takes this state for granted and puts little effort into winning.  The Cubs of the NFL.  

They flip SA and Jerrah's fucked.

#578
Just now, RPM said:

They flip SA and Jerrah's fucked.

they won't.  don't forget the cowboys have been doing this for 30 years.

#580

Another season of having a good enough record that you get a shitty draft pick, and then lay a brick in the first round of the playoffs. New year, same story. 

#582
1 minute ago, futureman said:

they won't.  don't forget the cowboys have been doing this for 30 years.

Super Bowls have consequences.

#583

Is anyone still concerned about losing Dan Quinn? They have three or four (when healthy) of the best defensive players in the NFL and the defense is shit. 

And we all knew McCarthy would shit the bed at some point and get completely outcoached.

The home field thing was a bit of an anomaly. It was never home field. It was just inconsistency, and the ability of some teams to take advantage of the holes in the Cowboys scheme. Dallas hasn't had a particularly strong home field advantage since Jerry World was built. It was just more of a coincidence they matched up better in their home games. 

Dallas was far too one dimensional to survive the playoffs. They need people to stop the run, and a coach that understands that you can't just avoid run defense and get away with it. They need a much stronger running game, with a punishing runner to finish drives. They need a big scary compliment to Lamb as the other wideout. Ferguson was a revelation during the season, but it wasn't enough, too few reliable options. 

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#586
9 minutes ago, RPM said:

Super Bowls have consequences.

Cowboys are garbage same as always but maybe slow the roll on a team playing a 4th place schedule in the AFC South (NFC South was their cross-conference match up this year) and just beat a Cleveland Browns team led by a 38 year old has been who has 15 or so NFL starts over the last 5 years.

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#587
On 12/31/2023 at 3:02 PM, Underdog said:

Cowboys/Browns... Calling it now. 

fucking nailed it

#588
On 1/10/2024 at 3:38 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Pete Carroll out as head coach in Seattle. How likely is it that Quinn fills that spot? I always feel he was just waiting for the right spot to open up.

I have a feeling Quinn's head coaching prospects plummeted quite a bit after today's shithole performance. We're probably stuck with him.

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23 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

 

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#592

Cowboys fans should convert to Druidism. Become Druish. Get some sweet ass ruins and smoke a bowl in them. 

#593

*when* McCarthy gets fired it will be fun for a minute tricking ourselves into believing we will hire a good coach (I mean Bellicheck is still available) but we’ll end up with Frank Reich

#594

The crypt walk...

 

Cowboys have begun what feels like a funeral walk into the home locker room, their season officially dead.

 

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#595
9 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

*when* McCarthy gets fired it will be fun for a minute tricking ourselves into believing we will hire a good coach (I mean Bellicheck is still available) but we’ll end up with Frank Reich

It literally does not matter who the head coach is. This is Jerry's team and his culture. 

#596
2 minutes ago, Burt said:

The crypt walk...

 

Cowboys have begun what feels like a funeral walk into the home locker room, their season officially dead.

 

Who is that talking to Jerrah? I don't recognize him. 

#597
1 minute ago, Dewey said:

It literally does not matter who the head coach is. This is Jerry's team and his culture. 

Yep, like Jerry the team will always be sloppy and stupid.

#598
Just now, Mo Horn said:

Who is that talking to Jerrah? I don't recognize him. 

Hopefully, someone not names Jones trying to talk some fucking sense into him.

#599
11 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I mean Bellicheck is still available

He's too smart to come within 1000 miles of JJ

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The Cowboys are the first team in NFL history to win 12 games in three straight seasons and fail to make the conference championship in any of them.

 

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