Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

Satisfying regular season. One thing continues to baffle me though...
Spoiler

image.thumb.png.26939bd510a7945c2857edcfd2855764.png
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE????

 


They beat the eagles too. Crazy
  • Replies 1.8k
  • Views 118.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

7 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Tons of penalties (nothing too unusual there)

It was the week Diggs went down (contributed bad vibes and some chaos in secondary)

Missing two starting OL

Edit: plus fart smelling theory is highly likely.

3 starting OL 

Pete Carroll out as head coach in Seattle. How likely is it that Quinn fills that spot? I always feel he was just waiting for the right spot to open up.

Jerry bringing Belly in when McCarthy stumbles in the POs? 

Is Jerry going to give up the GM role and have Stephen and will McClay report to Bill? Nope.

Skins, panthers, chargers need hc and GM.

Bills failures as a coach the past couple seasons are from his failures as the GM and personnel guy.

If anyone is surprised by this result, they have not been paying attention. This was the least surprising outcome for the cowboys. I hope this is what puts Jerry underground.

It’s the NFL, he’ll get hired. Mike too, although Jerry will probably keep him, because he literally doesn’t care.

On 1/12/2024 at 11:27 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Does Jerry need to start wearing adult diapers?

 

jerry.PNG

Kind of ironic that his team went out and peed down its leg.

Texans with a deep run would be good for Cowboys.  Jones takes this state for granted and puts little effort into winning.  The Cubs of the NFL.  

Just now, Disco Strangler said:

Texans with a deep run would be good for Cowboys.  Jones takes this state for granted and puts little effort into winning.  The Cubs of the NFL.  

They flip SA and Jerrah's fucked.

Just now, RPM said:

They flip SA and Jerrah's fucked.

they won't.  don't forget the cowboys have been doing this for 30 years.

Season over and don’t care about next season.

Another season of having a good enough record that you get a shitty draft pick, and then lay a brick in the first round of the playoffs. New year, same story. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

they won't.  don't forget the cowboys have been doing this for 30 years.

Super Bowls have consequences.

Is anyone still concerned about losing Dan Quinn? They have three or four (when healthy) of the best defensive players in the NFL and the defense is shit. 

And we all knew McCarthy would shit the bed at some point and get completely outcoached.

The home field thing was a bit of an anomaly. It was never home field. It was just inconsistency, and the ability of some teams to take advantage of the holes in the Cowboys scheme. Dallas hasn't had a particularly strong home field advantage since Jerry World was built. It was just more of a coincidence they matched up better in their home games. 

Dallas was far too one dimensional to survive the playoffs. They need people to stop the run, and a coach that understands that you can't just avoid run defense and get away with it. They need a much stronger running game, with a punishing runner to finish drives. They need a big scary compliment to Lamb as the other wideout. Ferguson was a revelation during the season, but it wasn't enough, too few reliable options. 

Edited by DougO

1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

 

Amazon Prime Video GIF by NFL On Prime

ac65753a6990f63c8b452185df08f1b3.jpg

9 minutes ago, RPM said:

Super Bowls have consequences.

Cowboys are garbage same as always but maybe slow the roll on a team playing a 4th place schedule in the AFC South (NFC South was their cross-conference match up this year) and just beat a Cleveland Browns team led by a 38 year old has been who has 15 or so NFL starts over the last 5 years.

  • Popular Post
On 12/31/2023 at 3:02 PM, Underdog said:

Cowboys/Browns... Calling it now. 

fucking nailed it

On 1/10/2024 at 3:38 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Pete Carroll out as head coach in Seattle. How likely is it that Quinn fills that spot? I always feel he was just waiting for the right spot to open up.

I have a feeling Quinn's head coaching prospects plummeted quite a bit after today's shithole performance. We're probably stuck with him.

Both lines need an overhaul. Also I’ve got $ that says McCarthy is fucking fired. 

23 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

 

Amazon Prime Video GIF by NFL On Prime

You’re 

Cowboys fans should convert to Druidism. Become Druish. Get some sweet ass ruins and smoke a bowl in them. 

*when* McCarthy gets fired it will be fun for a minute tricking ourselves into believing we will hire a good coach (I mean Bellicheck is still available) but we’ll end up with Frank Reich

The crypt walk...

 

 

  • Popular Post
9 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

*when* McCarthy gets fired it will be fun for a minute tricking ourselves into believing we will hire a good coach (I mean Bellicheck is still available) but we’ll end up with Frank Reich

It literally does not matter who the head coach is. This is Jerry's team and his culture. 

2 minutes ago, Burt said:

The crypt walk...

 

 

Who is that talking to Jerrah? I don't recognize him. 

1 minute ago, Dewey said:

It literally does not matter who the head coach is. This is Jerry's team and his culture. 

Yep, like Jerry the team will always be sloppy and stupid.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Who is that talking to Jerrah? I don't recognize him. 

Hopefully, someone not names Jones trying to talk some fucking sense into him.

11 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I mean Bellicheck is still available

He's too smart to come within 1000 miles of JJ

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.