May 16, 20241 yr 7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said: Seem like that's out of place in a 2023 thread. Maybe that's just me.
May 16, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: Seem like that's out of place in a 2023 thread. Maybe that's just me. Not sure it matters seeing as 2024 will end like any of the other past 29 years lol
May 16, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said: Not sure it matters seeing as 2024 will end like any of the other past 29 years lol And that's fair.
May 16, 20241 yr I think 9-8 is optimistic. Regardless, they could go 17-0 and will still have an inept laughable collapse in their first playoff game.
May 16, 20241 yr Fuck that. Not interested in Jerry's puff piece. All these guys making documentaries about themselves is so lame. Still squeezing that run from 30 years ago into relevance today. It's as bad as the 85 Bears at this point, yeah we get it, you've done nothing since. Edited May 16, 20241 yr by Pam Cummings
May 16, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said: Fuck that. Not interested in Jerry's puff piece. All these guys making documentaries about themselves is so lame. Still squeezing that run from 30 years ago into relevance today. It's as bad as the 85 Bears at this point, yeah we get it, you've done nothing since. Yep. I would compare our 90s dominance to the 85 Bears in that we haven't did shit since then but they have at least made a Super Bowl in 2006 and another NFC title game appearance in 2010 so we are even worse.
May 16, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said: America’s Team !!!!! It’s a curse on Jets and won’t suprise me if Rodgers gets injured early again.
May 16, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: . I'll pass on never-before-seen footage of Jerruh and his glory hole.
May 16, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said: I'll pass on never-before-seen footage of Jerruh and his glory hole. Are they going to show footage of all his sexcapades lol? Especially all the women he hooked up with on 6th St in Austin.
May 16, 20241 yr 7 minutes ago, 'stache said: Ten episodes? No fucking way. Eat shit jerry. A big bucket of shit…..
May 19, 20241 yr On 5/16/2024 at 2:40 PM, Vic Mackey said: Yep. I would compare our 90s dominance to the 85 Bears in that we haven't did shit since then but they have at least made a Super Bowl in 2006 and another NFC title game appearance in 2010 so we are even worse. the bears won one super bowl in the 80s. 90s cowboys won three out of four. we were a dynasty that dominated the league for half a decade. the bears were great in 85. great season for them, sure, but does not compare to america’s team in the 90s 🇺🇸
May 20, 20241 yr Is Jerry shielded from stuff like this or does he just not care? I know he wants to win, but it has to be in a way where he gets all of the credit, hence hiring dumbshits for coaches because real coaches would get too much credit. which was clearly the problem he had with Jimmy Johnson. Edited May 20, 20241 yr by 'stache
May 20, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, 'stache said: Is Jerry shielded from stuff like this or does he just not care? I know he wants to win, but it has to be in a way where he gets all of the credit, hence hiring dumbshits for coaches because real coaches would get too much credit. which was clearly the problem he had with Jimmy Johnson. It's both. He has enough money not to care and since he's the owner he doesn't have to fire himself. He is in that job until he no longer is breathing. It's also on a fandom that continues to take this shit. They continue to pay good money every season. The stadium is always full. Merchandise is always purchased. What incentive does he have to change? He doesn't really care about winning or he would make the changes necessary to do so starting with himself. I heard the thought last week that maybe we're all misinterpreting what "all in" means. It doesn't mean Jerry is going to put out the resources necessary to win. He's saying this is the time for Dak and McCarthy to be "all in" since both are on one year deals and there's no more chips left for them. He meant more "put up or shut up".
May 20, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, 'stache said: Is Jerry shielded from stuff like this or does he just not care? I know he wants to win, but it has to be in a way where he gets all of the credit, hence hiring dumbshits for coaches because real coaches would get too much credit. which was clearly the problem he had with Jimmy Johnson. Jerry has as many championships as all the teams in that picture combined. He had his success. He's not desperate to win. He knows the Cowboys don't need to win to remain relevant. Might be the only team that operates like this in the NFL. Look at New England, they are now a footnote. As long as the brand makes him a ton of money and they get their exposure, he is content with these results. You can't convince me Jerry cares about winning. As long as his inbred family have the decision making power over roster management, he doesn't care. And he kept Garrett as a head coach for a decade when he didn't even last a few years as an OC for the Giants.
May 20, 20241 yr 43 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said: Jerry has as many championships as all the teams in that picture combined. He had his success. He's not desperate to win. He knows the Cowboys don't need to win to remain relevant. Might be the only team that operates like this in the NFL. Look at New England, they are now a footnote. As long as the brand makes him a ton of money and they get their exposure, he is content with these results. You can't convince me Jerry cares about winning. As long as his inbred family have the decision making power over roster management, he doesn't care. And he kept Garrett as a head coach for a decade when he didn't even last a few years as an OC for the Giants. nfl owner checks >>>> all those other owner’s checks combined
May 22, 20241 yr I see 6-7 losses on that schedule. With no running game and an aging O line. We fucked
May 22, 20241 yr On 5/14/2024 at 5:54 PM, Catdaddyhorn said: The most poorly managed team in the NFL. I'm beginning to think that Ickes is on to something. TLDR Also WEAKDR - What Everybody Already Knows, Didn't Read Jerry has reached the summit or been right there for over 15 years, the top of the team valuation heap. He's done really trying except for keeping that going. It's why he runs all things. He won't hire an outside competent football-focused GM, ever, unless they are in lock-step with that plan. So now it's just managing the CAP - Cowboys Amusement Park - experience and making sure the cheesy rides and terrible food and goofy atmosphere are all working and the top positions give the appearance of giving a shit so that the rabble continues to overspend on tickets and merchandise and believe that this year, man it's the year bro.
May 24, 20241 yr Ive started rooting for the other Dallas sports teams to do well just to shine that much more of a light on how shitty the Cowboys are.
May 24, 20241 yr On 5/20/2024 at 11:30 AM, Vic Mackey said: Look at New England, they are now a footnote. hadn’t thought about that but yeah, damn, that’s interesting.
May 24, 20241 yr I’ve been reading Cowboys articles all morning. I’m convinced that what they should have done is push their chips all in this year for a real run at a Super Bowl. Then let Dak and Lamb walk, trade whatever you can for picks, and turn the keys over to Lance to see what you have there and/or tank. Re-emerge in 2 or 3 years with a stockpile of picks, cap space, and knowledge about what Lance is or isn’t. Dumb plan?
May 24, 20241 yr IMO - Dak isn’t worth the big $$$, compared to his last contract, until he can get the Cowboys to at least the NFC Championship.Hook’em!!!
May 24, 20241 yr 20 minutes ago, tokamak said: I’ve been reading Cowboys articles all morning. I’m convinced that what they should have done is push their chips all in this year for a real run at a Super Bowl. Then let Dak and Lamb walk, trade whatever you can for picks, and turn the keys over to Lance to see what you have there and/or tank. Re-emerge in 2 or 3 years with a stockpile of picks, cap space, and knowledge about what Lance is or isn’t. Dumb plan? Lance is a backup, not a plan.
May 25, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, PilotsError said: Lance is a backup, not a plan. Lance is totally the plan
May 25, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, tokamak said: ... turn the keys over to Lance to see what you have there.
May 25, 20241 yr Cee Dee Lamb, you deserve better. Ask for a trade to Houston. Jerruh is wasting you.
May 25, 20241 yr Jerry Jones is a hype man circus ringleader. Money is one of his favorite mistresses. Cowboys are Circus Show to make money. Edited May 25, 20241 yr by LTtxfan
May 25, 20241 yr Cee Dee Lamb, you deserve better. Ask for a trade to Houston. Jerruh is wasting you. Ceedee is part of the problem too come playoff time. The whole team morphs into losers, including him.
May 25, 20241 yr I’ve been reading Cowboys articles all morning. I’m convinced that what they should have done is push their chips all in this year for a real run at a Super Bowl. Then let Dak and Lamb walk, trade whatever you can for picks, and turn the keys over to Lance to see what you have there and/or tank. Re-emerge in 2 or 3 years with a stockpile of picks, cap space, and knowledge about what Lance is or isn’t. Dumb plan?Right plan wrong year. Last year was the year. But since they didn’t, fuck it. The dude to trade is Micah parsons. He will never be worth $40 mil a year. Lamb is affordable. Hire a new coach this season to manage the rebuild.
May 26, 20241 yr On 5/16/2024 at 4:13 PM, Horn80 said: It’s a curse on Jets and won’t suprise me if Rodgers gets injured early again. Hopefully he and Pat Mcafee blow out all four knees in a 69 related fiasco. On 5/20/2024 at 10:08 AM, 'stache said: Is Jerry shielded from stuff like this or does he just not care? I know he wants to win, but it has to be in a way where he gets all of the credit, hence hiring dumbshits for coaches because real coaches would get too much credit. which was clearly the problem he had with Jimmy Johnson. Jerry wants to win in the same way that I want to sleep with Charlize Theron. Sure, its been my plan for like 20 years now, and I'm sure I'd enjoy it mightily, but tbh I'm not really putting in the work to make it happen. Edited May 26, 20241 yr by Blotto
May 26, 20241 yr 19 minutes ago, Blotto said: Hopefully he and Pat Mcafee blow out all four knees in a 69 related fiasco. Jerry wants to win in the same way that I want to sleep with Charlize Theron. Sure, its been my plan for like 20 years now, and I'm sure I'd enjoy it mightily, but tbh I'm not really putting in the work to make it happen. Your odds are better than Jerry's.
June 3, 20241 yr Typical Dallas front office. Reactionary instead of being proactive. Vikings just reset the market with Justin Jefferson and now Lamb is going to want the same or more.
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