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Question as I may have missed the memo.

In rooting against San Fran and Detroit per poss future playoffs games, does it matter?  Would the Boys have to go on the road against either team due to them winning their division?  I just assumed best record hosts.

Question as I may have missed the memo.
In rooting against San Fran and Detroit per poss future playoffs games, does it matter?  Would the Boys have to go on the road against either team due to them winning their division?  I just assumed best record hosts.

Wild cards rarely host a playoff game unless all three WCs win their initial games on the road. In that case top seed bye would play WC7 and WC5 would host WC6. It goes division winners then record. Usually WCs are on the road for the playoffs.

These shitty white uniforms alone may lose the game. Way to go jerry...

On 11/10/2023 at 2:33 PM, 'stache said:

I don't miss Cooper, like at all. What a weird comment. WR is not this team's problem. Dumbass offensive coaching and a worthless sack of dogshit playing right tackle are the problems. 

Just a way more expensive version of Jarvis Landry. 

With Philly's loss to Seattle, who has the tiebreaker for the division title if we both win out?

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2 hours ago, Saint Austin said:

With Philly's loss to Seattle, who has the tiebreaker for the division title if we both win out?

That's a good question since the division loss number is equal now. What are the odds this team goes on the road, on grass, and beats Miami?

That's a good question since the division loss number is equal now. What are the odds this team goes on the road, on grass, and beats Miami?

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Our run D is not great. We don’t travel well. We basically gave up and gave in early in Buffalo bc a few guys had the stomach bug and it was at Buffalo and dark and raining.  We are a finesse team that has to be at home. We award ourselves and crown ourselves too early and often. The run D won’t get us past the NFC playoffs if we make it there. I was very disappointed we just packed it in because it was cold and raining and a few guys had the flu. We’ll see. Dak has had a good year but he doesn’t have a great overall record against winning teams and doesn’t have a lot of fourth quarter comebacks. This team gives me the least amount of confidence that they can win if they are behind by a score coming out of halftime. Seriously. We have a good team and a great DC and best HC really since Jimmy. Our QB is experienced and the lines for the most part are fairly solid. We have weapons. It’s the mental toughness issue we seem to fail at. We can’t punch back when we get punched by a better team. It’s frustrating because we have the ability it’s the spirit or the attitude that sucks. 

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

That's a good question since the division loss number is equal now. What are the odds this team goes on the road, on grass, and beats Miami?

I think I saw somewhere 10% chance Dallas wins division.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Our run D is not great. We don’t travel well. We basically gave up and gave in early in Buffalo bc a few guys had the stomach bug and it was at Buffalo and dark and raining.  We are a finesse team that has to be at home. We award ourselves and crown ourselves too early and often. The run D won’t get us past the NFC playoffs if we make it there. I was very disappointed we just packed it in because it was cold and raining and a few guys had the flu. We’ll see. Dak has had a good year but he doesn’t have a great overall record against winning teams and doesn’t have a lot of fourth quarter comebacks. This team gives me the least amount of confidence that they can win if they are behind by a score coming out of halftime. Seriously. We have a good team and a great DC and best HC really since Jimmy. Our QB is experienced and the lines for the most part are fairly solid. We have weapons. It’s the mental toughness issue we seem to fail at. We can’t punch back when we get punched by a better team. It’s frustrating because we have the ability it’s the spirit or the attitude that sucks. 

I mean, to be fair, anyone not named Mahomes or Brady doesn't have a great overall record against winning teams.  One of the dumbest stats in football.  

With Philly's loss to Seattle, who has the tiebreaker for the division title if we both win out?

Both win out, Philly has the tiebreaker thanks to our Arizona loss. So we need Tommy DeVito to shock the world and beat the Eagles. Maybe Hurts will continue to have the Delhi Belly.

Raheem Mostert may put up a thousand yards this weekend.

54 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


Both win out, Philly has the tiebreaker thanks to our Arizona loss. So we need Tommy DeVito to shock the world and beat the Eagles. Maybe Hurts will continue to have the Delhi Belly.

🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

New table napkins?
I can never remember if the spoons go on the right or left side of the plates.

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Read an article yesterday that even the experts are confused about who wins the tiebreaker if both Eagles & Cowboys win out.

It was some article on The Score app.

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Read an article yesterday that even the experts are confused about who wins the tiebreaker if both Eagles & Cowboys win out.

It was some article on The Score app.

Most comments have said Eagles win out and they likely win NFC East due to tiebreakers... 

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Most comments have said Eagles win out and they likely win NFC East due to tiebreakers... 

I believe it.

And I love that it brings drama to our last few games (three?). 

We can't lose any!  We need them to lose one more than we do!

Now that Longhorns regular season is over, it's all about the Cowboys from here out.

And there's nothing better than drama to get me interested.

 

Longhorns have two more games to play.  
Hopefully, the Cowboys have six?  Or is it seven to get to the superbowl?  

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3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Both win out, Philly has the tiebreaker thanks to our Arizona loss. 

Not anymore as the Seattle loss put both teams at the same number of NFC conference losses. I have no idea where the tie breakers go after that. I just don't think it will come down to that. 

I think we’re so far down the list it’s now a staring contest between Siriani and Fat Mike

So let's see... 10-4 Dolphins in Miami this weekend. What are the chances these pussies get mudstomped two weeks in a row?

11 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

So let's see... 10-4 Dolphins in Miami this weekend. What are the chances these pussies get mudstomped two weeks in a row?

Not likely...they could lose but they arent getting blown out or anything. Pretty much every criticism that people use to tear down this year's Cowboys also applies to the Dolphins.

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I think we'll win the next two. This is a good team. Their problem is a complete inability to adjust if the opponent comes out hot. That is why this team will go nowhere in the playoffs. The second an opponents game plan works well we're toast.

Just pray Tyreek doesn't impregnate the secondary because all signs point to him fucking them up. 

We can’t stop the run and our secondary is average. Mostert is going to have the first 1000 yard game in NFL history. The Cowboys may still win, but they are going to have to out score Miami and have the ball last. I have no faith in this team on the road against a playoff team. 

22 hours ago, Hate said:

We can’t stop the run and our secondary is average. Mostert is going to have the first 1000 yard game in NFL history. The Cowboys may still win, but they are going to have to out score Miami and have the ball last. I have no faith in this team on the road against a playoff team. 

 Dallas isn’t winning this game.

Tyron Smith fucking out. Surprise! It’s his back. Fuck he’s fragile.

LMAO at that play.

 

 

fuck this stupid bunch of shitheads.

Did the fullback really need a TD. And fuck Pollard for that play before. 

losers lose.

typical of this D and O.

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Not just sneaking the ball at first an goal at the one inch line was a 7 point plus 50 yard mistake...so far.

Fullback was doing good. Just a huge mistake.

Cant fault them for the call. They finally using the FB on short yardage. Something we’ve wanted them to do.

The defense is ass. As usual.

Tuned in a little late. Cowboys were using a fullback and marching right down the field. Got to like first and goal at the one foot line. Quick hitter to FB blasts into the endzone, albeit without the football.

Rest of the game - Better not try that again. Let's have three quarters of mediocre product followed by a few hugs and frowns.

Fuck pro football. I'm tired of watching receivers trying to catch a ball while the defender has hold of him with at least one hand (usually wrapped around his back.) These fucks are lazy coasters, pulling in mega bucks, not giving a shit if they win or lose. Not all teams are this way, but the Dallas Pussie Boys have been infect with a corn pone mentality that stems from the top.

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