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35 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Big dropoff from Hope Hicks. 

So Lewandowski's wife has stuck by his side through his affair with Hicks AND now Noem?

27 minutes ago, C-Man said:

So Lewandowski's wife has stuck by his side through his affair with Hicks AND now Noem?

Lewandowski must be a world-class cocksman.

 

So.....respek.

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This is somehow the fault of LGBT+ people ruining traditional marriages.

Accusation, confession, something something something

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Lewandowski must be a world-class cocksman.

 

So.....respek.

Also, that Daily Mail article says Lewandowski's wife is a 9/11 widow.

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Lewandowski must be a world-class cocksman.

 

So.....respek.

They call him Lew-endowed-ski.

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58 minutes ago, C-Man said:

So Lewandowski's wife has stuck by his side through his affair with Hicks AND now Noem?

And according to DailyMail, she is a 9/11 widow.

Fuck.

Also she’s def getting the VP spot now. This is a plus 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Also she’s def getting the VP spot now. This is a plus 

with BJ you get VP nod … 👍

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I’m sure she’s going to ask the media to give her privacy as she goes through these difficult times 

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26 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m sure she’s going to ask the media to give her privacy as she goes through these difficult times 

Call me when she starts her OF account.

 

No, seriously....call me when that happens.

27 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m sure she’s going to ask the media to give her privacy as she goes through these difficult times 

There will, however, be several bible verses plastered all over her social media.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Lewandowski must be a world-class cocksman.

 

So.....respek.

How in the literal fuck?  

I mean, seriously--he must be one charming motherfucker.

I presume Trump had prima nocte on Lewandowski’s affairs?

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9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

How in the literal fuck?  

I mean, seriously--he must be one charming motherfucker.

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Kristi Noem is every Rodeo Queen/horse-girl from North Texas I’ve ever met. 

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

“According to published accounts, after quickly getting drunk, Lewandowski was escorted to a banquet table where he joined dignitaries including Trashelle Odom, wife of a major Trump donor, construction executive John Odom.”

You can’t make this shit up…

Was she a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig?

20 minutes ago, Genco said:

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I gotta say.... I never went with "yeah....I've stabbed some motherfuckers" pickup line.   But fuck it, I'll give it a try next time I'm at a bar and want some amusement.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Lewandowski must be a world-class cocksman.

 

So.....respek.

*reputed

20 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Kristi Noem is every Rodeo Queen/horse-girl from North Texas I’ve ever met. 

Buckle bunny is the term you're looking for.

"Trashelle" is the most awesome name ever.

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Big dropoff from Hope Hicks. 

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Bryon?  Seriously?

1 hour ago, Stilicho said:

There will, however, be several bible verses plastered all over her social media.

Fall Family Photo Shoot incoming.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta say.... I never went with "yeah....I've stabbed some motherfuckers" pickup line.   But fuck it, I'll give it a try next time I'm at a bar and want some amusement.

It probably depends on which bar.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta say.... I never went with "yeah....I've stabbed some motherfuckers" pickup line.   But fuck it, I'll give it a try next time I'm at a bar and want some amusement.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta say.... I never went with "yeah....I've stabbed some motherfuckers" pickup line.   But fuck it, I'll give it a try next time I'm at a bar and want some amusement.

 

About 10 or 15 years ago I had some dude say that to a chick that was approximately Noem's level of trashiness right behind me in a bar. I don't know how it ended, but seemed promising for him from what I saw.

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The party of family values is a lie. So is the party of law and order, tough on crime, small government, fiscal responsibility, election integrity, and freedom

Every slogan is made up bullshit to enrich dumb people to vote for them. 

The final piece of the puzzle for the party of rich people hoarding their money was finding ways to trick the poors into funding it.  Trump cracked that nut for them. 

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

Also, that Daily Mail article says Lewandowski's wife is a 9/11 widow.

10 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

And according to DailyMail, she is a 9/11 widow.

Fuck.

She and Lewandowski went to high school together and I think dated, but she went off and married a guy in '98 or '99, then he was on one of the 9/11 flights that crashed, so she's widows and a few years later she and Lewandowski hook up.  

So yeah, she's been through the wringer with him and with life.

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

Also, that Daily Mail article says Lewandowski's wife is a 9/11 widow.

When you’re too poor for a side piece, you go after that sweet, sweet 911 widow money to fund your marriage and strange. 

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So yeah, she's been through the wringer with him and with life.

You say that like it’s impossible for some GOP strumpet to send her husband out looking for threesome partners. 

29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She and Lewandowski went to high school together and I think dated, but she went off and married a guy in '98 or '99, then he was on one of the 9/11 flights that crashed, so she's widows and a few years later she and Lewandowski hook up.  

So yeah, she's been through the wringer with him and with life.

Pics?

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

The body language experts say blinking is a sign of lying.  Check out the blinks on ol Krusti there.

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Anyone else read the article that described Lewandowski’s pursuit of Trashelle?
 

The guy pretty much shoots his shot over and over 50 times with a bunch of Trump talk mixed in until these conservative women get exasperated and say yes. I hate Lewandowski but he definitely doesn’t seem to be lacking in the confidence department.

Nothing easier to fuck than a maga chick. It’s like like shooting fish in a barrel.

16 hours ago, Matuka said:

“According to published accounts, after quickly getting drunk, Lewandowski was escorted to a banquet table where he joined dignitaries including Trashelle Odom, wife of a major Trump donor, construction executive John Odom.”

You can’t make this shit up…

I vaguely remembered that a woman named “Trashelle” had a bit part in the Trump Cinematic Universe but didn’t think about it as much as I should. Thanks for the memory jogger.

56 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Anyone else read the article that described Lewandowski’s pursuit of Trashelle?
 

The guy pretty much shoots his shot over and over 50 times with a bunch of Trump talk mixed in until these conservative women get exasperated and say yes. I hate Lewandowski but he definitely doesn’t seem to be lacking in the confidence department.

I mean, maybe the confidence is grounded: 

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According to her statement, Lewandowski repeatedly remarked about the size of his genitals, too, describing that his 'd*** is four times bigger than a normal d***'.

 

Or 8 times bigger than Trumps

Trashelle Odom

Exhibit #2,000,000 of “the simulation is just fucking with us now.”

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