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The body language experts say blinking is a sign of lying.  Check out the blinks on ol Krusti there.
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    This is Gus.  He joined our family about 6 years ago.  As a puppy, he was released from service dog school after biting a trainer.  We adopted him afterwards.  He is, quite possibly, the dumbest anima

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This is my favorite Lewandowski memory. 

 

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I wonder if Big Jim met Trashelle at a high school football game. 

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I read that Noem stuff about the dog and goat this morning.  What a complete asshole.   

  • Pancho changed the title to Dog Killer, Kristi Noem

Bryon (what a dumb spelling - but same with his serial killer wife's dumb spelling) needs sleep with one eye open

It’s the dogs fault. You should’ve seen the collar it was wearing.

On 9/15/2023 at 11:43 AM, skeeter said:

with BJ you get VP bob … 👍

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4 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

ice cream omg GIF

One of my favorite gifs of all time.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

One of my favorite gifs of all time.

Every time it gets posted, I watch it at least a half dozen times.

Psychopath. Also 50/50 she's your next VP.

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Psychopath. Also 50/50 she's your next VP.

nah she's toast:

And ignoring the obvious psychopath she has to be in order to actually DO something like that - how the hell did this get past an editor/publisher who should have said "maybe this isn't a good idea to put in a book?"

 

Image of Kristi & Cricket.  Or maybe it’s of Trump and Kristi.  Who can be sure at this point?

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MAGA notoriously supporting someone for president who has never owned a dog and compares things unfavorably to dogs.

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

MAGA notoriously supporting someone for president who has never owned a dog and compares things unfavorably to dogs.

That's a lot different than pushing one in a pit and shooting it just to prove you can.

If Noem would’ve just brought her jerk off gloves to the hunt she could’ve stopped that dog from jumping on others.

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1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Noem is a genuine psychopath. 

But imagine how crazy she is in the sack 

7 minutes ago, tx ind said:

But imagine how crazy she is in the sack 

Then she’ll take you out back and put you down after 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Then she’ll take you out back and put you down after 

Well...she might miss, so it's probably worth it.

Shot my first gun in a gravel pit. But I was with my Dad and not Kristi Noem so I'm still here to tell about it.

Hey, has anyone seen @Nicole44 and Kristi Noem in the same place at the same time?

36 minutes ago, Pancho said:

No lies were told 

 

ASPCA > PETA

MAGA notoriously supporting someone for president who has never owned a dog and compares things unfavorably to dogs.
That would be instantly disqualifying of any other candidate. Even Richard Milhouse Nixon knew that value of pretending to be normal about having a family pet, even if he crimed that up too. It was one of the few acts to assuage concerns that he wasn't a reptilian freak.

Just like Ted Cruz was smart enough not to leave his dog alone in danger on the Cancun trip during the freeze. He left it with the other dogs, in his freezer.



Republicans are generally genuine psychopaths that support only wildly unpopular positions. 



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Teaching a puppy to chase and hunt birds and then killing it when it [checks notes] chases and hunts birds is... wow. What a fucking psycho piece of shit.

Hopefully this is her POV someday soon.

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guess you can't tell your kids that the dog "is gonna go live on a farm" anymore when they get old and sick

16 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I read that Noem stuff about the dog and goat this morning.  What a complete asshole.   


This might make her more attractive in Trump's eyes, but it kills her in the eyes of the national electorate. Because we'll excuse the murder of 21 Mexican Americans at a Wal-Mart, but nobody, not even MAGA folks, can stomach killing a good boy.

Also, Twitter is having a field day.
 

 

 

This was career suicide by Noem.  I only wish she'd done this AFTER Trump had selected her as his running mate. Even conservative MAGA types on Twitter are horrified.   You have to wonder about the political instincts of anybody who would think that publishing that story would be a good look. 

Then there's this:
 

 

 

Psychopaths love to brag about the depraved shit they do

".... but wait! I haven't told you about the time I pushed my grandmother down a flight of stairs because she wouldn't stop bitching about her diabetes, or something! I also haven't had a chance to tell you about the time I ran that school bus off the road (it was one of those shorter ones, if you know what I mean) because they were going too slow. Tragically, not all of them died. So, am I Vice President yet?"

She’s never going to be able to give another interview lol. 

SNL should do an “Old Yelller 2” trailer starring Kristi Noem tonight.

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