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WSJ - DHS employees summoned for polygraphs in an attempt to find those suspected of leaking to the media. https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/dhs-kristi-noem-employee-polygraph-tests-7249fc38?reflink=mobilewebshare_permalink

 

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The Secretary of Homeland Security responds to the voluntary dismissal of an immigration lawsuit: "Suck it."

 

 

 

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12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
The Secretary of Homeland Security responds to the voluntary dismissal of an immigration lawsuit: "Suck it."

 

 

 


It’s so refreshing now that the children are gone

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On 5/15/2025 at 6:24 PM, Biff Tannen said:

I would just appreciate if this cunt would get off my tv yelling at immigrants during the local news breaks in the morning. “You will never return”. Fuck you you fucking cunt. 

Fucking gash on every TV as I'm in the TSA line in Miami this morning. 

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31 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Harvard is more powerful than Trump and his fucking asshole cronies and it really pisses them off.

Reports that Barron applied to Stanford, Columbia, and Harvard and went 0-3 (despite being "really good with the cyber). 

Hence, dotard's anger at those institutions. 

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On 5/26/2025 at 6:21 PM, Gil Bang said:

Fucking gash on every TV as I'm in the TSA line in Miami this morning. 

I've been successful at not seeing or hearing Trump but this bitch seems unavoidable. I also want to know which illegal immigrants are watching the same television programs as a 65 year old white man.

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https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported to DC-area hospital after allergic reaction, DHS says
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Updated 5:53 PM EDT, Tue June 17, 2025

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“Secretary Noem had an allergic reaction today. She was transported to the hospital out of an abundance of caution. She is alert and recovering,” said DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin.

 

#722
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Allergic to botox?

Trump probably made her swallow. 

#726
3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Trillions of allergens are now under threat of immediate deportation. 

Nah, she'll just take 'em out back to the gravel pit and execute them.

#735

i was looking for an update and ran across this....  i don't think it has been posted....  and it doesn't have her response, looking for that now

spectacular takedown

 

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South Park wins the internet for their profile pic of Kristi Noem on Twitter X.

 

 

South Park's Respone: make it their profile icons across socal media [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

 

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Between Kristi Noem gunning down all the dogs (and doing an ICE raid on heaven) and the JD Vance's Tattoo to Trump/Sadams Mr Roarke at Fantasy Island/Mar-a-Lago (complete with holes ripped in all the couches) a very funny no holds barred South Park this week

 

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Her “we’re coming after you illegal immigrants” commercial on local tv in the mornings makes me ragey. 

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On 6/14/2025 at 2:11 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

miller = goebbels is easy

i'm trying to figure out noem's nazi equivalent

maybe heydrich?

Sergeant Schulz?

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