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#851
On 5/15/2025 at 9:56 PM, GreenspointTexas said:

Legit thinking about leaving the US for europe or australia

That’s no way to win the contest!

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#852
1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Like, she could actually end up with jail time for that. 

Do you even presidential pardon, bro?

#853
Just now, South Austin said:

Do you even presidential pardon, bro?

Noem would have to pay him. Otherwise, nothing in it for him. He can and would just throw her under the bus. 

#855
9 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

Noem would have to pay him. Otherwise, nothing in it for him. He can and would just throw her under the bus. 

She could suck his micro mushroom. 

#859
3 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

It actually does fit since she looks like a rag doll and is crazy. If she walked this way, I would say "No more, no more".

#860
39 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

It actually does fit since she looks like a rag doll and is crazy. If she walked this way, I would say "No more, no more".

Admit it though, you'd still make love to her in an elevator.  

#861
3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Admit it though, you'd still make love to her in an elevator.  

Sure, but that's only because I'm living on the edge.

#862
23 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Sure, but that's only because I'm living on the edge.

And you would tell her "do what you do down on me, yeah!"

#865

I see no issue with this.  You go to a restaurant to detain and deport the kitchen staff, you might as well get some delicious food first.

Also,

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I want to deport you, but I also need your recipes.

For God sake, if we're kicking them out of our country, then yes, please save the recipes.  I don't want Cleetus making my enchilada plate.

#866
I see no issue with this.  You go to a restaurant to detain and deport the kitchen staff, you might as well get some delicious food first.
Also,
I want to deport you, but I also need your recipes.
For God sake, if we're kicking them out of our country, then yes, please save the recipes.  I don't want Cleetus making my enchilada plate.

I’m sure the cook didn’t hock a fat one into the enchiladas. But he should’ve.
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Just an idiot

#869
10 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

For God sake, if we're kicking them out of our country, then yes, please save the recipes.  I don't want Cleetus making my enchilada plate.

I’m sure the cook didn’t hock a fat one into the enchiladas. But he should’ve.

 

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#870
On 12/2/2025 at 6:42 AM, speed817 said:

 

 

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Hope the workers in the kitchen were like:

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#875
12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

https://www.threads.com/@allenanalysis/post/DSCymTDgjek
 

BREAKING: A hot mic at Kristi Noem’s event caught TSA agents admitting they’re “terrified” of their own leadership and too exhausted to live normal lives.The administration is selling stability.Its own workforce is whispering collapse.

Seems like a good time to remind people that the Nazis started using gas chambers in part because mass murdering people with machine guns was causing mental health problems among even the most hardcore volunteer units like the SS. 

#877
21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Also, it never ceases to amaze me that grown people still talk shit about work at work events. 

To be fair, most grown people talk about about work literally everywhere. It's their primary means of communication.

#879
9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Foaming at the mouth during this hearing at Congress. 

Yep, no one cares what members of your family are there. 

#880

Y'all missed one:

You ain't seen nothin' 'til you're down on a mutt and then you're sure to be changin' your ways

#887
28 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This fucking cunt.*

 

 

 

*Cunt amnesty requested for Noem if not already granted.

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#888
40 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This fucking cunt.*

 

 

 

*Cunt amnesty requested for Noem if not already granted.

It's the only word that fully encapsulates who she is.  Just a vile cunt.

#889

Apparently Trump is already vetting candidates to replace her. She's toast. 

#890
8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Apparently Trump is already vetting candidates to replace her. She's toast. 

Just remember, it always gets worse with tfg.  

Though I'm not sure why he'd want to replace her?  She's doing exactly what Stephen Miller wants - terrorizing the populous - most especially people of color and those aligned against the admin.  

 

#893
44 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Remember when there was just one Palin? Now we have a government stacked with them.

Palin is far too quaint for these evil fucks. 

#896
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Just remember, it always gets worse with tfg.  

Though I'm not sure why he'd want to replace her?  She's doing exactly what Stephen Miller wants - terrorizing the populous - most especially people of color and those aligned against the admin.  

She's looking very weak and the Democrats are absolutely clowning her - producing combat veterans that were deported or had a spouse deported, or immigrants who raised 3 United States Marines, and she's just sitting there with a deer-in-headlines look, at least as much as her botox allows, trying to stammer out answers and do what the Democrats want.

She'll be gone within a month.

Trump wants somebody who can terrorize immigrants and not look so weak in front of the cameras.

#897
1 hour ago, bluto said:

Palin will answer the call

It's the Trump administration; Lisa Ann is retired from making movies and twice as qualified as Palin. 

#898
8 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Lisa Ann is retired from making movies

One can only surmise that she is next in line for a lifetime achievement Oscar. 

#899
4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

One can only surmise that she is next in line for a lifetime achievement Oscar. 

So, I was searching for some lewd joke out of this possibility, but it lead me to this question: I wonder how many Oscars have been inserted into a human orifice.  I'm going to guess a good 20%.  It's something to consider for next time I watch the Academy Awards.  

 

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