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7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Y'all need to realize that this administration has birthed a brand new life form.  These creatures we are dealing with inhale oxygen, and exhale lies.  It is a function so elemental, so necessary to their existence, as to be biological in nature.  I suggest that we call this species "Homo Prevaricatus."  But I would also entertain "Worthless, Vile, Evil Fucking Cunts."  It's not the preferred latin, but it works.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Y'all need to realize that this administration has birthed a brand new life form.  These creatures we are dealing with inhale oxygen, and exhale lies.  It is a function so elemental, so necessary to their existence, as to be biological in nature.  I suggest that we call this species "Homo Prevaricatus."  But I would also entertain "Worthless, Vile, Evil Fucking Cunts."  It's not the preferred latin, but it works.

The person who first describes a new species gets to name it, so pick one. 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Y'all need to realize that this administration has birthed a brand new life form.  These creatures we are dealing with inhale oxygen, and exhale lies.  It is a function so elemental, so necessary to their existence, as to be biological in nature.  I suggest that we call this species "Homo Prevaricatus."  But I would also entertain "Worthless, Vile, Evil Fucking Cunts."  It's not the preferred latin, but it works.

This.  Thinking that law enforcement, recall, impeachment or any other legal method of removing these criminals from office will work is a waste of time.  The lunatics are running the asylum and this will not end until they are replaced by normal humans.  My first step is telling anyone who supports these POS that they need not ever claim me as a friend.  I have found more than once that trying to explain anything to them logically is a waste of time and ends in a shouting match.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's looking very weak and the Democrats are absolutely clowning her - producing combat veterans that were deported or had a spouse deported, or immigrants who raised 3 United States Marines, and she's just sitting there with a deer-in-headlines look, at least as much as her botox allows, trying to stammer out answers and do what the Democrats want.

She'll be gone within a month.

Trump wants somebody who can terrorize immigrants and not look so weak in front of the cameras.

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straight to Fox News. 

54 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

straight to Fox News. 

Or NewsMax.  Depends on how bad she pisses Trump off with her weak showing today.

I’m starting to think that she is an insult to the word cunt and that’s not an easy thing to do. 

The person who first describes a new species gets to name it, so pick one. 

Can I offer out my first shot from the hip?

Cunt Lizards, or Clunts?
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Y'all need to realize that this administration has birthed a brand new life form.  These creatures we are dealing with inhale oxygen, and exhale lies.  It is a function so elemental, so necessary to their existence, as to be biological in nature.  I suggest that we call this species "Homo Prevaricatus."  But I would also entertain "Worthless, Vile, Evil Fucking Cunts."  It's not the preferred latin, but it works.

What about cuntius maximus?

One can only surmise that she is next in line for a lifetime achievement Oscar. 

Had someone said Kennedy Center Honors yet?
14 hours ago, Red Five said:


Remember when there was just one Palin? Now we have a government stacked with them.

Palin was extremely popular. Lots of Americans absolutely adored her. 

29 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Palin was extremely popular. Lots of Americans absolutely adored her. 

But not enough to elect McCain and McCain laid that pretty directly at her feet.

Those that adored her were probably the precursors to Trump's base (she's an idiot, just like us!).

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

Palin was extremely popular. Lots of Americans absolutely adored her. 

[points in the general direction of most of our parents] 

 

6 hours ago, Bookman said:

Palin was extremely popular. Lots of Americans absolutely adored her definitely would have sexed her up. 

FIF Surly.

On 12/12/2025 at 6:44 AM, TwiceHorn said:

Those that adored her were probably the precursors to Trump's base (she's an idiot, just like us!).

No doubt. They loved Palin because "she's one of us." Trump exploited that after correctly identifying them as suckers. This is why so many of our fellow Americans are experiencing Trumpism. 

On 12/11/2025 at 4:18 PM, The Dog said:

It's going to be Youngkin or Jason Chaffetz (former Utah rep). Either would be confirmed easily. 

Trump team is already floating names for Noem’s replacement as frustration with her job performance boils over: report

Chaffetz being 1/2 Jewish 1/2 LDS is fine.

Being a Ryan Day doppelgänger? Hard pass.

Fuck that cloud botherer Youngkin and his Patagonia vests.

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