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    This is Gus.  He joined our family about 6 years ago.  As a puppy, he was released from service dog school after biting a trainer.  We adopted him afterwards.  He is, quite possibly, the dumbest anima

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On 10/9/2025 at 8:45 AM, Mittens said:

 

Can you post a link to his campaign site?  I’d like to donate.

Damn, spoiler that.

Couldn’t she borrow a mask from ICE to spare us 

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Damn, did her plastic surgeon use play-do?  

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20 hours ago, kevwun said:

Damn, did her plastic surgeon use play-do?  

Dough 

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dough 

Doh

20 hours ago, kevwun said:

Damn, did her plastic surgeon use play-do?  

 

30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dough 

Woman Uses Moose Poop To Create Art For Her Booming Business

58 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Doh

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Hey guys....remember back when we used to have those "you don't want to see what I wouldn't bang" conversations?

Well, now you've seen it.  She's fucking hideous in every possible way.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dough 

Doo

 

dammit @Hayduke

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Once again too slow

On 10/16/2025 at 4:12 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

I knew I had seen this somewhere before...

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Hey guys....remember back when we used to have those "you don't want to see what I wouldn't bang" conversations?

Well, now you've seen it.  She's fucking hideous in every possible way.

I dunno, I can picture you blasting away in a liquored up hate fuck.  Definitely surprise anal.

On 10/20/2025 at 2:19 AM, Pancho said:

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Looks like a paper mache Laura Loomer mask.

It looks like something Ed Gein would wear.

On 10/20/2025 at 2:19 AM, Pancho said:

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That's the face you see when the lights come on at Palazio

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Well the President did take a jet bribe that the taxpayers will be on the hook for upgrading, she's just following her boss's example.

3 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

Bitch (cunt) has a blank checkbook.

This.  

DOGE . . . something, something . . . waste, fraud, and abuse . . . something, something . . . .

Well due to my job I found myself sitting 50 feet in front of Kristi Noem as she delivered a private event speech to the ICE industrial complex caucasians this morning. I didn't fact check her speech but I suspect some was true, quite a bit was “alternative facts”, and a lot was pandering to her good friend the president.

Much emphasis was given to combatting the cartels, securing the industrial base, cybersecurity, and blowing up antiquated procurement methods in favor of increased agility.

Again, the audience was a bunch of contractors and software types.

My company publicly abandoned facial recognition tech in 2020, but holy shit there are a lot of AI and spacial surveillance firms with terrifying use cases just drooling for contracts.

Y'all know me by now, this isn't my vibe. They let a dirty liberal hippie in the henhouse.

I'm sure if P.J. O’Rourk was still alive he'd say something like giving AI and data to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

I may disagree in principal with this administration’s tactics, but make no mistake - she's a hell of a politician at a podium. Just trying to preserve America for her 4 grandkids, and the family whose mom was killed by a no-good undocumented driver in an auto accident.

After a day in DC, I need a shower. And a 12-step meeting.

Bitch (cunt) has a blank checkbook.

A point she made today. Largest law enforcement agency ever. Yikes.
2 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

After a day in DC, I need a shower. And a 12-step meeting.

After a day in this DC, I think most any recovering alcoholic would be struggling not to attend a 13-step meeting, with the 13th step being "fuck this shit, I need a drink."  Blessings to you, man.

1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:


A point she made today. Largest law enforcement agency ever. Yikes.

And it's about done with the "easy pickings" of immigration enforcement.  If only we had some precedent for "create a massive, active government apparatus, and then have it run out of things to do."  Not like that's taught us things like "it'll find things to do....like start doing gestapo shit to the internal population."

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I decided to pile on a little since the situation was reported on in Jalopnik, sort of a combination of "jalopy" and "-nik," which would be anything sort of Russian.

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I have lots of planes that I don't own that DO have engines. If interested in buying, my number is HAHAHAHA of course you already know my number.

16 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have lots of planes that I don't own that DO have engines. If interested in buying, my number is HAHAHAHA of course you already know my number.

Is Canecutter Airlines still around, plying the routes between Opelika, Bogalusa, and Biloxi? 

17 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Is Canecutter Airlines still around, plying the routes between Opelika, Bogalusa, and Biloxi? 

In theory, yes. We dropped Biloxi after hitting too many geese and thrown bottles. But we are adding Tallapoosa, Sylacauga, and Slap Out.

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On 10/16/2025 at 2:08 PM, C-Man said:

Fun fact: the Doc on the right is Terry Dubrow (I know him fairly well).  His brother Kevin was the frontman for Quiet Riot until his overdose death. 

Terry spends more time doing Real Houswives bullshit these days than he does cutting.  And, since we're in the trust tree here, I've also been around Mrs. Dubrow a few times and she's a fucking cunt. 

This cunt apparently posted this:

On 11/14/2025 at 7:01 PM, C-Man said:

This cunt apparently posted this:
 

I’m sure they cleared licensing with Kool and the Gang , right?

 

 

Of course it was the ICE Barbie 

She just got thrown under the bus. 

Who gets fired first - her or Kash?

20 minutes ago, The Dog said:

She just got thrown under the bus. 

Who gets fired first - her or Kash?

Like, she could actually end up with jail time for that. 

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