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#51
The body language experts say blinking is a sign of lying.  Check out the blinks on ol Krusti there.
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#52
22 hours ago, Genco said:
So Corey Lewandowski told the woman he harassed that he has stabbed multiple people to death. https://t.co/jfEKGC0duY

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This is my favorite Lewandowski memory. 

 

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#57

I read that Noem stuff about the dog and goat this morning.  What a complete asshole.   

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#63
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

One of my favorite gifs of all time.

Every time it gets posted, I watch it at least a half dozen times.

#65
1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Psychopath. Also 50/50 she's your next VP.

nah she's toast:

I can just tell you that Kristi Noem is getting destroyed by MAGA online. This is very bipartisan. Not really sure how she thought writing that in her book was anything other than career suicide. Then again, she hooked up with Corey Lewandowski, so judgment is lacking. Allegedly
Noem is so done. Toast. Finished. Over.

And ignoring the obvious psychopath she has to be in order to actually DO something like that - how the hell did this get past an editor/publisher who should have said "maybe this isn't a good idea to put in a book?"

 

#66

Image of Kristi & Cricket.  Or maybe it’s of Trump and Kristi.  Who can be sure at this point?

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#67

MAGA notoriously supporting someone for president who has never owned a dog and compares things unfavorably to dogs.

#68
1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

MAGA notoriously supporting someone for president who has never owned a dog and compares things unfavorably to dogs.

That's a lot different than pushing one in a pit and shooting it just to prove you can.

#71

If Noem would’ve just brought her jerk off gloves to the hunt she could’ve stopped that dog from jumping on others.

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Ready for the weekend 💙 🐾

 

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:
Ready for the weekend 💙 🐾

 

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#75

 

Here I thought this was the thing might make it difficult for her future prospects. It would only get worse from here. https://t.co/cv2uqdbyw0

 

 

#76
1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Noem is a genuine psychopath. 

But imagine how crazy she is in the sack 

#77
7 minutes ago, tx ind said:

But imagine how crazy she is in the sack 

Then she’ll take you out back and put you down after 

#78
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Then she’ll take you out back and put you down after 

Well...she might miss, so it's probably worth it.

#79

Shot my first gun in a gravel pit. But I was with my Dad and not Kristi Noem so I'm still here to tell about it.

#81

No lies were told 

PETA has weighed in on Kristi Noem killing her dog, calling the governor "a psychotic loony for letting this rambunctious puppy loose on chickens and then punishing her by deciding to personally blow her brains out.” More: https://t.co/uC5F7MUW5d

 

#84
36 minutes ago, Pancho said:

No lies were told 

PETA has weighed in on Kristi Noem killing her dog, calling the governor "a psychotic loony for letting this rambunctious puppy loose on chickens and then punishing her by deciding to personally blow her brains out.” More: https://t.co/uC5F7MUW5d

 

ASPCA > PETA

#85
MAGA notoriously supporting someone for president who has never owned a dog and compares things unfavorably to dogs.
That would be instantly disqualifying of any other candidate. Even Richard Milhouse Nixon knew that value of pretending to be normal about having a family pet, even if he crimed that up too. It was one of the few acts to assuage concerns that he wasn't a reptilian freak.

Just like Ted Cruz was smart enough not to leave his dog alone in danger on the Cancun trip during the freeze. He left it with the other dogs, in his freezer.
#88

Teaching a puppy to chase and hunt birds and then killing it when it [checks notes] chases and hunts birds is... wow. What a fucking psycho piece of shit.

Hopefully this is her POV someday soon.

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#90

 

Oh, look. Donald Trump has a review on Amazon promoting Noem’s puppy killing book.

 

 

#91

guess you can't tell your kids that the dog "is gonna go live on a farm" anymore when they get old and sick

#93
16 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I read that Noem stuff about the dog and goat this morning.  What a complete asshole.   


This might make her more attractive in Trump's eyes, but it kills her in the eyes of the national electorate. Because we'll excuse the murder of 21 Mexican Americans at a Wal-Mart, but nobody, not even MAGA folks, can stomach killing a good boy.

Also, Twitter is having a field day.
 

Post a picture of you with your dog that’s doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.

 

 

#94

This was career suicide by Noem.  I only wish she'd done this AFTER Trump had selected her as his running mate. Even conservative MAGA types on Twitter are horrified.   You have to wonder about the political instincts of anybody who would think that publishing that story would be a good look. 

Then there's this:
 

It’s so tragic that Kristi Noem didn’t see this important PSA before she did what she did. #Justice4Cricket

 

 

#98

".... but wait! I haven't told you about the time I pushed my grandmother down a flight of stairs because she wouldn't stop bitching about her diabetes, or something! I also haven't had a chance to tell you about the time I ran that school bus off the road (it was one of those shorter ones, if you know what I mean) because they were going too slow. Tragically, not all of them died. So, am I Vice President yet?"

#100

SNL should do an “Old Yelller 2” trailer starring Kristi Noem tonight.

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