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After an uneven (to be kind) performance against the Wyoming Cowboys (Maybe better than we thought) and a non conference schedule that finished 3-0 for the first time since Anthony Hill was 6, the Longhorns get to the part we’ve been waiting for intently for 3 years.  


We are about to haul ass from this meth infested, mobile home park located in a desolate, plain-scape wasteland, and take our retarded sister fucking step-cousins with us, to a nicer, southern (and Missouri) hicks from the sticks made good bedroom community. 
 

before we go there’s some goodbyes that need to be said and smooth buttfuckings that need to be handed out. 
 

Baylor, I can’t say I will miss your cat (and basketball player) killing, rape enabling faux Baptist culture. Take your toilet bowl on the river with its seats covered every time texas isn’t in town and shove them up your fucking asses. 
100 years of playing you was 99 too many. I won’t miss a thing about that dump you call a city nor your fake pious $70,000 private school 13th grade. 
You get the privilege of being the first road kill in the 2023 Texas “Embrace The Hate” decimation of this shit hole you call home. 
BOHICA bitches and fuck off. 
Game thoughts and articles and stuff here. 

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Definitely an interesting start to the year. Both G5 opponents have P5 wins, and the three opponents are 2-0 in games against not Texas. 
 

Think inconsistencies still are a problem as we are young as some key positions (RB, RG, whatever position Hill is playing). However, this season seems like everyone is going through some growing pains, so time to hopefully see week by week improvement. 
 

All that said, Baylor is probably the worst opponent we’ve played all year. We tend to play down to opponents, so who knows how we’ll respond on the road against a team that really doesn’t like us. 

Just now, Hard Times said:

Maybe "Embrace the Hate" is for road games only.

We don't hate Rice and Wyoming, and they don't hate us.

Fuck the rest of our schedule.

8 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

We don't hate Rice and Wyoming, and they don't hate us.

Fuck the rest of our schedule.

Oh trust me, Wyoming definitely hates a certain group of our football team of a specific skin color

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Baylor is complete garbage, like convincing argument they’ll be the worst team Texas has played to date terrible.

Texas has legitimate issues and this game is no doubt Baylor’s season at this point; even so, a 2+ score win should be the expectation. Baylor is just that bad. Anything less and it’s hard to be optimistic about Texas doing what it needs to in conference play.

Also on the happy to never play Baylor again train. They are really the only B12 team I strongly feel that for. Shit program, shit institution, shit fans.

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I still remember the screw job the SWC refs did to us in Grant Teaff's farewell game against Texas in 1992.  That shit still pisses me off to this day - on top of all the murdering and raping that has gone on there over the years, and the way so much of their fanbase acts morally superior to everyone else in spite of these events.  Good riddance.

I suspect the refs and the crowd will keep the Bears in the game… There’ll be rampant tomfoolery.

I suspect the refs and the crowd will keep the Bears in the game… There’ll be rampant tomfoolery.

Not to mention shenanigans.

Babers will talk all week about how the Texas OL really struggles blocking baylor's pass rush from their "Amoeba Fronts" 

 Can not wait to be done with that "shitshow school on the brazos"

Just Win next Saturday Texas, and get the hell out of waco as fast as you can...  🤘

35 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Baylor is complete garbage, like convincing argument they’ll be the worst team Texas has played to date terrible.

Texas has legitimate issues and this game is no doubt Baylor’s season at this point; even so, a 2+ score win should be the expectation. Baylor is just that bad. Anything less and it’s hard to be optimistic about Texas doing what it needs to in conference play.

Also on the happy to never play Baylor again train. They are really the only B12 team I strongly feel that for. Shit program, shit institution, shit fans.

I concur 

18 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Not to mention shenanigans.

...and monkey shines with a healthy scoop of skulldugery .

32 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Only good thing was the Twin Peaks

Until the hells angels shot it all up? Yeah, that tracks.

Baylor's talent is way down, and I am not convinced that their QB is going to be back this week off of the MCL.  Aranda is great with scheme, but I don't think  that their defense is even as good as Wyoming personnel wise. I want to mash these motherfuckers into the ground and wipe our feet on them on the way out.

Edited by Vertigo

Last year we defeated Aranda's scheme by pounding the rock (Bijan and Rojo had around 260 yards combined) and Quinn had an efficient yet limited in attempts 12/16 passing day....soooooo

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1 hour ago, BornOrange said:

We don't hate Rice and Wyoming, and they don't hate us.

Fuck the rest of our schedule.

I would bet that Bohls hates Texas. He is a Nebraska guy. Played there and coached there from '95-'02. We own his ass. 

 

Wonder why Nebraska never went after him..

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Last year we defeated Aranda's scheme by pounding the rock (Bijan and Rojo had around 260 yards combined) and Quinn had an efficient yet limited in attempts 12/16 passing day....soooooo

Soooo, Sark will outthink himself and keep trying for the deep ball. Lol
2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Line opens at Texas -8. I was guessing it would be about 12.

Someone found LHN?

23 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Baylor's talent is way down, and I am not convinced that their QB is going to be back this week off of the MCL.  Aranda is great with scheme, but I am don't yhink  that their defense is even as good as Wyoming personnel wise. I want to mash these motherfuckers into the ground and wipe our feet on them on the way out.

well, fuck that means he will play and wear a knee brace.

9 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Soooo, Sark will outthink himself and keep trying for the deep ball. Lol

We didn't throw it deep hardly at all against Wyoming, right after we finally started hitting them.

11 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

I would bet that Bohls hates Texas. He is a Nebraska guy. Played there and coached there from '95-'02. We own his ass. 

Wonder why Nebraska never went after him..

Seemed like I heard his name tossed around last year as a possibility after they shitcanned Frost.  But I guess they were more jazzed about hiring Rhule.

16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Line opens at Texas -8. I was guessing it would be about 12.

Free money!

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1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

Baylor is complete garbage, like convincing argument they’ll be the worst team Texas has played to date terrible.

Texas has legitimate issues and this game is no doubt Baylor’s season at this point; even so, a 2+ score win should be the expectation. Baylor is just that bad. Anything less and it’s hard to be optimistic about Texas doing what it needs to in conference play.

Also on the happy to never play Baylor again train. They are really the only B12 team I strongly feel that for. Shit program, shit institution, shit fans.

You are looking for something to cling on to in order to support your idea we are going 8-4?  I don’t believe you. 

1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Oh trust me, Wyoming definitely hates a certain group of our football team of a specific skin color

Jfc.  Just stop.

I like it.  From now on I will refer to them as “Baylo”.

Nicely done!

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Until the hells angels shot it all up? Yeah, that tracks.

I would maintain it to still be true.

I know Baylor is coming up, but I just realized that with LHN shutting down, what in the hell are we supposed to do about having Bevo on the TV during Christmas Day? I’m panicking. 

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I know Baylor is coming up, but I just realized that with LHN shutting down, what in the hell are we supposed to do about having Bevo on the TV during Christmas Day? I’m panicking. 

One more Xmas and you are ok. 
I would suggest dvr it and watch it forever. You won’t watch it enough to remember. 

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Baylor legit looks worse than Wyoming and Rice, classic trap game. Having said that, we should leave one final upper decker on the toilet bowl if we play even halfway awake in the first half.

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Not worried about Baylor.  Big 12 refs are a different story.

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I know Baylor is coming up, but I just realized that with LHN shutting down, what in the hell are we supposed to do about having Bevo on the TV during Christmas Day? I’m panicking. 

Imagine being locked in a room with Galindo 

LHN needs to die 

4 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

Not worried about Baylor.  Big 12 refs are a different story.

Yep. This game will be closer than it should because the Big 12 refs will get invovled.

We do a good job of mirroring our opponents and games against shit teams like this worry me Because we play like a shit team. We went from 3rd qtr of doom to first qtr of doom. We need to unfuck our play calling and Quinn needs to come out sharp 

Y’all need stop calling them fake Baptists. They are quintessential baptists.

Texas 38
Baylor 20

You are looking for something to cling on to in order to support your idea we are going 8-4?  I don’t believe you. 

lol you’re reaching big time but I respect the effort

Will need to keep up with the strong 4th quarter play. I imagine it’s a one 6-9 point kind of game.  20-13 or something. Until we show we can move the ball at will against a D putting guys over the top I won’t believe we will, and I’m certain Baylor will mimic Wyoming’s D approach. 

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Fuck Baylor. Hopefully Texas never plays them again after the SEC move in any sport. 
Total POS school and fanbase. Fuck them. 

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

I like it.  From now on I will refer to them as “Baylo”.

Nicely done!

I thought it was, "Baylol."

2 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I thought it was, "Baylol."

Baylol is correct.

Rapelor is also acceptable. 

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