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  • High Plains Drifter
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    I can honestly say I hate Rapylor more than any other football team. I hate their lame ass color scheme, I hate their city and their corrupt PD, I hate their faux christian bullshit, I hate their fair

  • WelfareBuysMyWeed
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    Here comes a bunch of sour cream citizens telling a POC to stop being upset about being called an N-word in wyoming, all in support for their bitch-ass football team, like a mayo militia. Talk about f

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1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Jfc.  Just stop.

I was legitimately called a hard R n-word in Wyoming, and I'm literally not black. Sorry if your white and delightsome skin doesn't get that kind of shit where you go, loser.

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4 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Oh trust me, Wyoming definitely hates a certain group of our football team of a specific skin color

Fuck off with that bullshit. 

No matter what happens on Saturday, it's nice to know it will be a very long time before Texas plays Baylor in football again.

11 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I was legitimately called a hard R n-word in Wyoming, and I'm literally not black. Sorry if your white and delightsome skin doesn't get that kind of shit where you go, loser.

Proofreading is your friend. Also a white guy being called a --gger is polar opposite. 

Here comes a bunch of sour cream citizens telling a POC to stop being upset about being called an N-word in wyoming, all in support for their bitch-ass football team, like a mayo militia. Talk about fucking pathetic. You can all take your dipshit posts and shove them up your unedited google document-looking asses.

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1 hour ago, Josef Pwag said:

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I don’t know what they’re doing but I approve of the salty attitude with which they’re doing it. 

2 hours ago, mwaadeeb said:

Proofreading is your friend. Also a white guy being called a --gger is polar opposite. 

No, no, LEGITIMATELY!

6 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Oh trust me, Wyoming definitely hates a certain group of our football team of a specific skin color

You’re a bundle of sticks also 

2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Here comes a bunch of sour cream citizens telling a POC to stop being upset about being called an N-word in wyoming, all in support for their bitch-ass football team, like a mayo militia. Talk about fucking pathetic. You can all take your dipshit posts and shove them up your unedited google document-looking asses.

Poor victim.

34-13 Texas

 

mitchell, worthy, sanders TDS, one of the RBs with a rush TD.

defense gives up one blown Pass TD.

Poor Queso.  Never forget.

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

We need to flatten Shapen

I think it's up in the air if he plays or not.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I think it's up in the air if he plays or not.

Damn...I didn't know that. We are getting that backup QB kryptonite again. Every week is a test isn't it...lol

5 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

I would bet that Bohls hates Texas. He is a Nebraska guy. Played there and coached there from '95-'02. We own his ass. 

 

Wonder why Nebraska never went after him..

Makes sense then that Big 12 would assign a Nebraska grad to ref the game. Asian Peter Griffin probably carried Bohls towels back in the day

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This is the first of the  big 12 farewell games. We can't let fucking Baylor have eternal scoreboard on us. We can't give them any sort of Justin Tucker moment that they can jerk it to for forever. Fuck Baylor. We need to mudhole these assholes and give them something to remember as we give them the finger walking out of Waco for thankfully the last time ever.

SIAP, but sounds like Baylor's leading rusher will be out. I can't see him returning after 2 weeks from a high ankle sprain. The recovery time is normally 4-6 weeks. We will see if Shapen returns from injury at QB. 

 

26 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I think it's up in the air if he plays or not.

QB is a huge question mark. Sawyer Robertson also has an ankle issue. 

True story:  I'm driving from Austin to Dallas 12-15 years ago, and I'm out of range for Austin stations, and I'm scanning the radio to find something to listen to (today I'd be streaming music or listening to a podcast, but I guess terrestrial radio was still a thing for me at the time).  It might have been the Friday of TX-OU weekend.  

Anyway, I'm scanning stations and I get to the Baylor radio guys doing one of their daily/weekly afternoon call-in shows.  The topic of the Baylor QB comes up.  It might have been Bryce Petty, or maybe this was a year or two pre-Petty.  The announcers say, "What a fine young man!  He's a good, Christian kid.  I'm just so proud to have gotten to know such a great kid with such strong beliefs," etc.  

And here's where it's going to sound like one of those anonymous I-visited-Kyle-Field-and-Aggie-fans-are-the-best-ever internet stories... but I'm telling you this is a first-hand account:  The VERY next thing out of their mouths - and I may not be getting this exactly verbatim, but it's probably close - "He (Baylor QB) is not like those kids we hear about from right down the road..." in a very clear reference to UT.  

I remember calling someone - one of my. friends who is a fellow UT grad - and recounting this broadcast and laughing about how an actual topic on Baylor sports radio is the righteousness and the superior morality of their players.  

A few years later, I started seeing a trickle of internet stories from one rape victim after another about how they were ignored/silenced/dismissed by both Waco PD and Baylor administration.  

4 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I thought it was, "Baylol."

Meet in the middle: bayloo

5 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

Fuck Baylor. Hopefully Texas never plays them again after the SEC move in any sport. 
Total POS school and fanbase. Fuck them. 

Yep.

We should not play any of  Rig 12 schools in football  save for the new comers next year from the PAC-12.  I’d like to extend that to other sports like Baseball.  But because we have so many dates to fill in non conference and travel considerations, we might have to play a Baylor, Cougar High, TCU, or Tech.   Playing the UIWs, UTRGV’s,  etc. will not help or strength of schedule for seeding for post season tourney purposes.  And going to SEC which is a  better baseball conference, we are going to need all the positive points possible.  

Baylor is giving up 170 yards rushing a game, which is even worse than it sounds when you consider who they've played.

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12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Baylor is giving up 170 yards rushing a game, which is even worse than it sounds when you consider who they've played.

I think that means Sark is going to pass a lot.

18 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Baylor is giving up 170 yards rushing a game, which is even worse than it sounds when you consider who they've played.

I didn’t realize they played Long Island University yesterday and the game was 16-7 at half.  LIU has been a Division one school and plays its games in a 6000 seat stadium.    We have Class 3A schools with stadiums bigger than that.    

I still remember the screw job the SWC refs did to us in Grant Teaff's farewell game against Texas in 1992.  That shit still pisses me off to this day - on top of all the murdering and raping that has gone on there over the years, and the way so much of their fanbase acts morally superior to everyone else in spite of these events.  Good riddance.

This the my Gold Standard of fuck jobs when someone says “worst ever!”

I can’t even bring myself to repeat the details of the play.

I planted a wooden stool into the sheet rock wall of my law school apartment.
6 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I was legitimately called a hard R n-word in Wyoming, and I'm literally not black. Sorry if your white and delightsome skin doesn't get that kind of shit where you go, loser.

Literally not black?

As opposed to figuratively not black? 🤷‍♂️

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Literally not black?

As opposed to figuratively not black? 🤷‍♂️

This is the second asshole recently who was “minding their own business when a kkk member wandered up to them” lol. Real reliable stories too. 
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34-13 Texas
 
mitchell, worthy, sanders TDS, one of the RBs with a rush TD.
defense gives up one blown Pass TD.
If it's that close it may as well be a loss. This is a conference game, first one of our farewell and fuck you all very much tour. Anything less than a mudhole in the toilet bowl by the Brazos is unacceptable.
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5 hours ago, Dr.Dre said:
34-13 Texas
 
mitchell, worthy, sanders TDS, one of the RBs with a rush TD.
defense gives up one blown Pass TD.

If it's that close it may as well be a loss. This is a conference game, first one of our farewell and fuck you all very much tour. Anything less than a mudhole in the toilet bowl by the Brazos is unacceptable.

Nonsense.

Just win. 

2 minutes ago, ousux said:
5 hours ago, Dr.Dre said:
34-13 Texas
 
mitchell, worthy, sanders TDS, one of the RBs with a rush TD.
defense gives up one blown Pass TD.

If it's that close it may as well be a loss. This is a conference game, first one of our farewell and fuck you all very much tour. Anything less than a mudhole in the toilet bowl by the Brazos is unacceptable.

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I can believe there will be lots of B12 refuckery throughout the game, that’s why we have to channel DKR and PLAY ANGRY, and pound their clitori into the turf, and flush the bowl into the Brazos on the way way out. Hope the stormtrooper whites come back with rapist blood on them. 
 

JUST WIN BABY!

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Sark needs to let them know they’re playing against the refs too.

If it's that close it may as well be a loss. This is a conference game, first one of our farewell and fuck you all very much tour. Anything less than a mudhole in the toilet bowl by the Brazos is unacceptable.

Sign me up right now for that score.

Although across three games we have won by an average of 34-15, they have all felt a little tenuous at times. I am ready to see us come out and leave no doubt from the very beginning. Baylor would be a good place to start. 

20 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

One thing is for sure- Baylor won’t get called for holding and they’ll get every single call/spot on Saturday.

This will be a great week to see if the Big 12 fuckery is truly on the table because Baylor's OL is one of the most penalized in college football. Holding and false starts have been a major issue for their offense 

 

I'm thinking the strategy from Baylor is going to be very similar to Wyoming if Shapen doesn't play. 

 

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Baylor is giving up 170 yards rushing a game, which is even worse than it sounds when you consider who they've played.

Their LB are really bad against the run. I think you will see more of that wildcat look with Red at "QB." 

 

Nonsense.
Just win. 
Washington beat Mich State 47-10

Oh, and the Fuckeyes beat western Kentucky 61-3.

Yes it was directional Kentucky, but this will be the worst Rapelor team we've faced in a loooong time, and style points may count when all is said and done and 3-4 teams have the same exact record.
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You take a 3 touchdown conference win everyday of the week. Stop being dense.

5 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I'm thinking the strategy from Baylor is going to be very similar to Wyoming if Shapen doesn't play. 

 

I’d expect to see that strategy from most teams we play. Ball control, keep away, shorten the game with the new clock rules and limit our possessions as much as possible. OU may be the only team that doesn’t deploy that strategy against us. 

18 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Just Win next Saturday Texas, and get the hell out of waco as fast as you can...  🤘

That statement right there. Stay in Waco too long and you run the risk of getting raped. Or worse, running into Chip and Joanna....

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