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Weirdly asexual looking 1980's teen actor grew up to be a pedo

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EXCLUSIVE: Real Genius star Gabriel Jarret, 53, is caught 'sending sexually explicit messages to who he thought was a 13-year-old girl' in a pedophile sting set up by a 'Creep Catcher Unit'

EXCLUSIVE: Real Genius star Gabriel Jarret, 53, is caught 'sending sexually explicit messages to who he thought was a 13-year-old girl' in a pedophile sting set up by a 'Creep Catcher Unit' | Daily Mail Online

 

 

(How many of you guessed it from the thread title?)

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oh no wait THIS is the right quote for THIS thread...

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No wonder he turned down Sherry Nigul.

Twenty points higher than me? Thinks he can hook up with 13-year-olds?

Edited by South Austin

Lazlo was my #1 pick to be a pedo, but Mitch Taylor doesn't shock me either.  

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I bet he rues the day.

Who talks like that?

Lazlo was my #1 pick to be a pedo, but Mitch Taylor doesn't shock me either.  

Why?
2 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Why?

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I dunno, man. He just... looks wrong

3 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Lazlo was my #1 pick to be a pedo, but Mitch Taylor doesn't shock me either.  

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2 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Why?

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Probably his limp wristed throwing style coupled with some mental illness

I’m happy this just gets to turn into a Real Genius quote thread. 
 

I was hot and I was hungry!

My favorite Real Genius quote to use when appropriate is “put simply, in deference to <person name>”

I’ve used “Rue the day” in the Kent role a few times when in settings with new people. If I get “Rue the day? Who talks like that?” back from anybody they get my attention. 

"Stop playing with yourself!"

It is God...

Oh Kent that is so unfair!  And we were going to make you king of the winter carnival. 

So that's why Mitch kept going into the closet.

At one point I had this t-shirt so this hits close to home

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh Kent that is so unfair!  And we were going to make you king of the winter carnival. 

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So, if there's anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, *to* you - just let me know.

Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Not right now.

A girl's gotta have her standards.

Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?

She happens to be my daughter.

Oh, then I guess you have.

2 hours ago, mdleast said:

At one point I had this t-shirt so this hits close to home

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I've surfed in Nicaragua.  I need that shirt!

my favorite quote that goes a bit under the radar...

 

Professor Hathaway:
you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?

Chris Knight:
I got a haircut?

Edited by yoladu

It was forever before I realized the actress who played Jordan was Judy in Revenge of the Nerds. 

44 minutes ago, Deej said:

It was forever before I realized the actress who played Jordan was Judy in Revenge of the Nerds. 

 

“This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.”

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

“This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.”

I love that one.

Mitch : You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...

Chris Knight : Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Mitch: No…

Chris Knight : Why am I the only person who has that dream?

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

What about that time we found you naked with that bowl of jello

Look it was hot and I was hungry ok?

This is coherent light.

"Oh, so it talks?" 

 

Also, just saw a photo of modern day Gabriel Jarrett (Mitch).  He looks Joey Fatone got Hep-C.  

AHHHHHH!  AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! runs away

the rest of the students, unperturbed, shift to take the upgraded seats

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said, "I drank what?"

8 hours ago, Rimbo said:

AHHHHHH!  AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! runs away

the rest of the students, unperturbed, shift to take the upgraded seats

Came to post this.  Common joke among a few of us in my office.

20 hours ago, yoladu said:

my favorite quote that goes a bit under the radar...

 

Professor Hathaway:
you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?

Chris Knight:
I got a haircut?

Also a good one between these two characters:

I want to see more of you around the lab.

Fine.  I'll gain weight.

Okay Mitch, I'm gonna make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!

This movie was both the cause of, and solution to, all of my problems and challenges as an electrical engineering student at UT.

I only clicked on this thread to confirm that I knew exactly who was being referenced, just by the title.

On 9/17/2023 at 9:41 PM, Surly Bevo said:

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Probably his limp wristed throwing style coupled with some mental illness

I believe you have mistaken Lazlo for Lamar.

7 hours ago, South Austin said:

Okay Mitch, I'm gonna make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!

I've used versions of this with grad students when I tell them to take a step back and get some perspective.  They don't get it.  

I passed! But I failed! Yeah!

Well, then I'm happy and sad for you.

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