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Texas starts slow before coming to life in the fourth quarter and disposing of Wyoming by a score of 31-10.

Texas Longhorns quarterback Quinn Ewers (3) runs to score a touchdown during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

Texas Longhorns wide receiver Xavier Worthy (1) evades a tackle from Wyoming Cowboys defensive back Wrook Brown (2) during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

Texas Longhorns defensive end Barryn Sorrell (88) reacts after taking down Wyoming Cowboys quarterback Evan Svoboda (17) during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

Texas Longhorns defensive back Jerrin Thompson (28) intercepts the ball from Wyoming Cowboys wide receiver Ayir Asante (5) during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin. Thompson went on to score a touchdown.

Texas Longhorns quarterback Quinn Ewers (3) throws a touchdown pass to Texas Longhorns defensive lineman Byron Murphy II (90) during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

Texas Longhorns running back Jonathon Brooks (24) runs the ball forward during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

Texas fans celebrate after a touchdown during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

 

Next up, conference play begins against Baylor in the rape capitol of Texas.  6:30pm on ABC.

 

Albany v Baylor

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: DEC 07 Big 12 Championship Game

Creighton v Baylor

 

30 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

Texas starts slow before coming to life in the fourth quarter and disposing of Wyoming by a score of 31-10.

Texas Longhorns quarterback Quinn Ewers (3) runs to score a touchdown during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

Texas Longhorns wide receiver Xavier Worthy (1) evades a tackle from Wyoming Cowboys defensive back Wrook Brown (2) during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

Texas Longhorns defensive end Barryn Sorrell (88) reacts after taking down Wyoming Cowboys quarterback Evan Svoboda (17) during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

Texas Longhorns defensive back Jerrin Thompson (28) intercepts the ball from Wyoming Cowboys wide receiver Ayir Asante (5) during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin. Thompson went on to score a touchdown.

Texas Longhorns quarterback Quinn Ewers (3) throws a touchdown pass to Texas Longhorns defensive lineman Byron Murphy II (90) during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

Texas Longhorns running back Jonathon Brooks (24) runs the ball forward during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

Texas fans celebrate after a touchdown during the Texas Longhorns' game against the Wyoming Cowboys, Saturday, Sept. 16 at Darrell K Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

 

Next up, conference play begins against Baylor in the rape capitol of Texas.  6:30pm on ABC.

 

Albany v Baylor

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: DEC 07 Big 12 Championship Game

Creighton v Baylor

 

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You look at Baylor over there, and it's just all about the tradition of false piety and covering up sexual assaults.

[gif from shaggy with that bare ass sitting down on top Baylor's stadium like it's a toilet seat]...

Anyone have a link for the press conference that’s audio only?

Edited by Hook1997

I wish I could show up 30 minutes late to meetings.. 

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I wish I could show up 30 minutes late to meetings.. 

no shit

To be early is to be on time. To be on time is to be late. 

Details on the FCB interaction for those following via this thread?

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Kris Ross and Cole Hutson are each expected to be out 3-4 weeks.

Just now, TexEx15 said:

Details on the FCB interaction for those following via this thread?

He was trying to zero in on deep balls and Sark said what play exactly, FCB stuttered and Sark basically said the passing game needs work.

He generally seems annoyed or pissed.  

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

Details on the FCB interaction for those following via this thread?

FCB asks question about passing game.  Sark said "I don't I know what you're referring to." FCB tries to rephrase, still a gibberish question.  Sark says "Passing game just wasn't good."  #fin

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Details on the FCB interaction for those following via this thread?

what native horn said...

Edited by ChickenNuggets

Fuck off, Clements.

Just now, Native Horn said:

 

Clements asked if Sark would like to continue playing "the Baylors, the TCUs going forward." 

Edited by Native Horn

5 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

Kris Ross and Cole Hutson are each expected to be out 3-4 weeks.

That's pretty good news. They could potentially be back by the end of the off week.

5 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

Kris Ross and Cole Hutson are each expected to be out 3-4 weeks.

Wow that’s excellent news on Hutson. I swore he was done for the season watching it live 

The look on FCB face when Sark dismissed him was nice. And fuck no to playing those guys again. 

1 hour ago, 83Horn said:

You look at Baylor over there, and it's just all about the tradition of false piety and covering up sexual assaults.

Stealing this.

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So many of our media are just stone ass stupid. "Coach, you have had 21 point outbursts each game this year. Is that something that you practice?"

Yes dumbass, we call 3 touchdown plays in a row on purpose every game. 

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Wow that’s excellent news on Hutson. I swore he was done for the season watching it live 

Yeah looked like it went 180 degrees the wrong way. 

Fingers crossed he recovers soon.   Hate seeing us lose depth so early in the season

1 hour ago, 83Horn said:

You look at Baylor over there, and it's just all about the tradition of false piety and covering up sexual assaults.

say what you will about what a disaster strong was but man, that was funny as hell every week.

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7 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

The look on FCB face when Sark dismissed him was nice. And fuck no to playing those guys again. 

FCB-Drone.thumb.jpg.98f1bdfd64fc766dd205f4bf74b656b6.jpg

 

Another masterpiece from @TreatyOak

I know it won't happen but going to the the SEC next year is the perfect excuse to clean house at the AAS sports desks. 

 

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2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

 

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: DEC 07 Big 12 Championship Game

 

 

I can only assume that the other side of that card says "rape".

15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

So many of our media are just stone ass stupid. "Coach, you have had 21 point outbursts each game this year. Is that something that you practice?"

Yes dumbass, we call 3 touchdown plays in a row on purpose every game. 

"We waited until the 4th Q to call in the Pick 6 also...they never saw it coming!"

19 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

The look on FCB face when Sark dismissed him was nice. And fuck no to playing those guys again. 

Hit piece incoming

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Hit piece incoming

Never trust FCB 

he's a "wolf in sheep's clothing"

3 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

Next up, conference play begins against Baylor in the rape capitol of Texas.  6:30pm on ABC.

Don't forget murder.

Here at Baylor, we're fond of student-on-student murder as well.

Rape, murder, arson and rape.

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Rape, murder, arson and rape.

You said rape twice...

 

7 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Don't forget murder.

Here at Baylor, we're fond of student-on-student murder as well.

 

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Rape, murder, arson and rape.

With all the rape and murder, it seems people have forgotten about the pet torture.  I know it's small potatoes by comparison, but it's still near and dear to the hearts of baylor athletes and fans around the world.

21 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I know it won't happen but going to the the SEC next year is the perfect excuse to clean house at the AAS sports desks. 

 

Have you ever heard the questions the sec school reporters ask? Haha they are just as dumb if not dumber. Look at looch for an example.

17 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Never trust FCB 

he's a "wolf in sheep's clothing"

Or ….” A bus station glory hole receiver in hack writer clothing “

37 minutes ago, sidis said:

say what you will about what a disaster strong was but man, that was funny as hell every week.

Maybe Sark will hire him as “Monday Presser Analyst “

32 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Never trust FCB 

he's a "wolf in sheep's clothing"

He’s an idiot in drunk homeless person’s clothing.

FCB is a fucking moron. Always trying to stir up shit. Good for Sark to put him in his place.

23 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Have you ever heard the questions the sec school reporters ask? Haha they are just as dumb if not dumber. Look at looch for an example.

How can anyone understand what Looch is saying with the aggy HC’s balls in his mouth?

56 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Great news about Hutson and Ross. The way it looked I figured Hutson was done for the year.

A second-year defensive lineman who has played in one game.

FRESHMAN (2022)
Appeared in one game … had two tackles against ULM.

HIGH SCHOOL 
A two-time all-district honoree … ranked No. 61 nationally, No. 7 among defensive linemen and No. 13 overall in the state of Texas by On3 … rated No. 171 nationally, No. 14 among defensive tackles and No. 29 overall in the state of Texas by ESPN … ranked No. 34 nationally among defensive linemen and No. 37 overall in the state of Texas by 247Sports … rated No. 35 nationally among defensive tackles and No. 58 overall in the state of Texas by Rivals … chosen to the 2021 Super Team Third Team, the Texas Top 300 and as a Top 10 defensive lineman by Dave Campbell’s Texas Football … selected Touchdown Club of Houston Defensive Player of the Year in 2021 … named overall Most Valuable Player of District 21-6A and first-team all-district in 2021 … part of a defense that has allowed just 14.4 points per game with five games of seven points or fewer and two shutouts … has helped North Shore to a 14-1 overall record, including a 6-0 district mark and title, and an appearance in the 6A Division 1 championship game in 2021 … named first-team All-District 21-6A in 2020 … also started a game at left tackle against Westlake in the state semifinals … part of a defense that allowed just 14.3 points per game, including five games of seven points or fewer and a three-game stretch of 12 total points with one shutout … helped North Shore to a 14-1 overall record, including a 6-0 district mark and title, and an appearance in the 6A Division 1 semifinals in 2020 … played at Port Arthur as a sophomore … also competed in track & field and finished fourth in the 2021 Class 6A shot put (60-3.5) with a PR of 60-9 … his mother, Tinnequo Lightfoot-Ross coached track & field at Southern University.

3 hours ago, 83Horn said:

You look at Baylor over there, and it's just all about the tradition of false piety and covering up sexual assaults.

the Catholic Church would be proud.

3 hours ago, 83Horn said:

You look at Baylor over there, and it's just all about the tradition of false piety and covering up sexual assaults.

You got a burner on this site?

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