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#151
Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

What happened? I flipped back to the aggy game when they were inside the 20 with 19 seconds left. 

Spaghetti chili.

#153
Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Is that a high school stadium?
 

No, it looks like a pretty cool retrofit of their old stadium. Like if Rice Stadium got the same treatment. 

#154

Nice - announcer getting in the little dig on Quinn regarding pushing someone into the end zone.  "Apparently it's legal now, huh..."

#156
3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

I wouldn’t call that chili but I’d probably douse it with Louisiana hot sauce and it’d be tolerable 

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#157

Gabriel costs this team points. They need to just roll with JA. There’s nothing Gabriel can do that JA can’t. Should be 21-6 with a better quarterback. 

#158
2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I wouldn’t call that chili but I’d probably douse it with Louisiana hot sauce and it’d be tolerable 

I think the hang up is having the word chili in it.  It's probably a tasty late night drunk food.

#160
2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Gabriel costs this team points. They need to just roll with JA. There’s nothing Gabriel can do that JA can’t. Should be 21-6 with a better quarterback. 

No, you must wait till after Dallas to make this decision. 

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#161
Just now, mdmost said:

No, you must wait till after Dallas to make this decision. 

😂 now is the time. 

#162
Just now, Biff Tannen said:

The next person to mention chili is gonna get pistol whipped.

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like to go to?  The one with the song about baby back ribs?

#163
6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I wouldn’t call that chili but I’d probably douse it with Louisiana hot sauce and it’d be tolerable 

Why is it sweet? Fuck that, just douse it with fire.

#164
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

The next person to mention chili is gonna get pistol whipped.

I'm just happy nobody has posted that pot of dogshit phlegm used to post constantly. 

#166
5 minutes ago, Constant said:

Gabriel costs this team points. They need to just roll with JA. There’s nothing Gabriel can do that JA can’t. Should be 21-6 with a better quarterback. 

I'm sure Jackson Arnold will be good.  I disagree with the thought that a true Freshman that hasn't played a meaningful snap in college can do everything that a multi-year starter can do.  Changing quarterbacks with a lead at halftime seems a bit of an overreaction.

#167
7 minutes ago, Constant said:

Gabriel costs this team points. They need to just roll with JA. There’s nothing Gabriel can do that JA can’t. Should be 21-6 with a better quarterback. 

That I agree with.

#168
10 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I wouldn’t call that chili but I’d probably douse it with Louisiana hot sauce and it’d be tolerable 

It tastes like brown sugar in Ohio, it’s all fucked up.

#169
Just now, Horn Dogg said:

It tastes like brown sugar in Ohio, it’s all fucked up.

Wtf? Never mind 

#172
11 minutes ago, Constant said:

Gabriel costs this team points. They need to just roll with JA. There’s nothing Gabriel can do that JA can’t. Should be 21-6 with a better quarterback. 

I expect both QBs to play vs Texas so blOU can run QB more while Arnold is on the field.  

#175

I've never really studied a map of South America before, but it occurs to me that Chile looks like Peru is having diarrhea that is running down Bolivia and Argentina.  I wonder what Peru ate that gave them diarrhea?

 

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#180
9 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

It tastes like brown sugar in Ohio, it’s all fucked up.

Yeah, they sometimes add cinnamon...

 

#181
15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

No, you must wait till after Dallas to make this decision. 

Nonsense. They'll make the switch during the game and the 2nd guy will burn us as is tradition. 

#182
3 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

I've never really studied a map of South America before, but it occurs to me that Chile looks like Peru is having diarrhea that is running down Bolivia and Argentina.  I wonder what Peru ate that gave them diarrhea?

 

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guinea pigs

#184
I've never really studied a map of South America before, but it occurs to me that Chile looks like Peru is having diarrhea that is running down Bolivia and Argentina.  I wonder what Peru ate that gave them diarrhea?
 
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Idk but it was kind of Argentina to allow them the entire Pacific coast.
#186

Gabriel a little bitch sliding at the last second and getting the flag

fuck this weak ass dumb fuck conference

#187
1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Again, it should be illegal for quarterbacks to slide.

They shouldn’t be protected if they slide with anyone within 3 yards. Last second slides INCREASE the chance for hitting to the head and make it impossible for the defender to make a clean tackle. 

they have a split second to make a tackle and suddenly the target goes from waist to head and ya can’t hit the head 

 

bull fucking shit of course blow U QB is going to try and scam that call

#190
11 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

I've never really studied a map of South America before, but it occurs to me that Chile looks like Peru is having diarrhea that is running down Bolivia and Argentina.  I wonder what Peru ate that gave them diarrhea?

 

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Bad sushi. They have issues with Japanese.

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#191

Responded like a good team should.  Still maintain this is a good team.  Should get two cracks at UT this year, and anything can happen in that game.  Should but the refs will likely step in...

#192
4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Gabriel a little bitch sliding at the last second and getting the flag

fuck this weak ass dumb fuck conference

He’s a bitch for sliding?

#193
42 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


I think it looks awesome. Originally built in 1905. 

 

42 minutes ago, mdmost said:

No, it looks like a pretty cool retrofit of their old stadium. Like if Rice Stadium got the same treatment. 

It’s historic and cool, but <40k capacity is kinda laughable for a “P5 school” imo. 
 

#194
25 minutes ago, Plorant said:

I think the hang up is having the word chili in it.  It's probably a tasty late night drunk food.

Yeah, there seems to be a switch that goes off in the head of a Texan when they see the word “chili.” You can tell them, “It’s not chili, it’s Cincinnati chili, they’re not the same thing” until you’re blue in the face. All you’ll get back is, “Duh, but it says chili.”

#195

Then Gabriel walks into a Cincinnati guy and talks shit like that guy initiated the contact

jesus fuck I hope Sorrell rearranges his shoulder back how it was at UCF. 
 

#196
1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

 

It’s historic and cool, but <40k capacity is kinda laughable for a “P5 school” imo. 
 

Well they weren't a P5 school until this year so.....

#197
1 minute ago, Pdawg88 said:

He’s a bitch for sliding?

Yes sliding at the last second and getting hit then jumping up bitching for a flag like a bitch. You shouldn’t get flagged for a guy sliding at the last possible second. 

#198
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Well they weren't a P5 school until this year so.....

Funny thing is they aren’t power whatever next year either. 
 

The “power” conferences are big10 and SEC, then there’s the mid conferences big12 and ACC. 

#199
3 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

He’s a bitch for sliding?

He plays for OU. He's a bitch by default.

#200
2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Yes sliding at the last second and getting hit then jumping up bitching for a flag like a bitch. You shouldn’t get flagged for a guy sliding at the last possible second. 

How long before NCAA puts the QBs in the "don't hit me" jerseys?

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