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#255
Ejected player no longer has to leave the bench/sideline. Announcers were wrong saying he has to go to the locker room - just saying.

Hook’em!!!

Change jerseys, send him back out, lol.
#257

It’s been so obvious for them. Run the ball, limit possessions, only let Milroe throw when it’s wide open. 

#258

Saban probably told that dumbass OC that if he didn't start running the ball he was cutting his throat at midfield.  

#261

Pretty easy there. Strange that they have started running more from the gun but still aren’t giving Milroe the option. Just straight handoffs on that drive

#263

So why couldn't Bama do this to us? Oh thats right, our DL wouldn't let them...

#266

Tide came alive immediately after the reverse fifth down fuckup by the officials. 

#268
Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

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Thankfully I'm not one of those cocksuckers that goes and multiquotes everyone.

#269
Just now, Hank_Hill said:

MaYbE oUr WiN wAsNt GeWd 😩😩😩

We have to remember that we left about 10-14 points due to simple mistakes and drops (Worthy)

#270

Bama’s got this without even unleashing Milroe’s legs. Maybe Nick is saving that for aggy?

Hook’em!!!

#271
2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Saban probably told that dumbass OC that if he didn't start running the ball he was cutting his throat at midfield.  

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#273

Why does Ole Miss keep trying to return the KO? Going to get someone killed at this point

#274
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Thankfully I'm not one of those cocksuckers that goes and multiquotes everyone.

fair.....but what kind of cocksucker are you then?

#275
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Thankfully I'm not one of those cocksuckers that goes and multiquotes everyone.

You probably should have, we need to collect our internet victory points! 

#278
1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

fair.....but what kind of cocksucker are you then?

I have 50k posts here. I'm sure you can figure it out. 

#280

glad to see the SEC can still recognize obvious holds and call them....

 

big 12 refs could really fucking learn a thing or 2

Edited by AUS-97HORN

#284

Bama gets ball back, 10:34 left in 4th

Lead  24-10

Saban's kinda game... his defense improving

#285
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I have 50k posts here. I'm sure you can figure it out. 

Bro....I never noticed you had 50k posts. Damn. You need to get out more.

#286

I’ll just add this, that in week 2, they were still trying to make Milroe a “pocket passer” which he is NOT. I’m so glad they didn’t give him more designed QB running plays, either RPO or QB draw. It was their staff’s mistake and we’ll all see a better Bama squad from here on out! They’ll boat race aggy by 20+, just saying!

We “might” see this team again. Got to beat Baylor first.

Hook’em!!!

#289
pic.twitter.com/4qqeIElFWM

 

#290
6 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

The lack of an upset thus far today does have me worried.   I can't turn off my superstitions

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#291
10 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

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That would entail them getting to the SEC Championship Game AND beating Georgia once they get there. Ain't happening. I think they lose to somebody before then anyways.

#292
1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I thought Bama would get rolled. But need them to keep winning so I’ll allow it 

We don't "need" them to keep winning.  Texas needs to keep winning.  That is all that matters.

#293
1 minute ago, mdmost said:
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This is ridiculously funny!!

#294
Just now, C-Man said:

That would entail them getting to the SEC Championship Game AND beating Georgia once they get there. Ain't happening. I think they lose to somebody before then anyways.

SEC looks extremely gettable by anyone with a pulse. I wouldn't discount them. We all are basing our feelings of Bama based on what they looked like last week with a different QB.

#295
10 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

The lack of an upset thus far today does have me worried.   I can't turn off my superstitions

Luckily, even if our offense does decide to dick around again today, Baylor probably doesn't have the qb play to make us pay. I hope I'm not looking like a moron 6 hours from now. 

#296

Bama's defense has pushed Freshwater's shit in.  

They are moving here but the lethargic pace would have my head exploding if I were an Ole Miss fan.  

#298
6 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Bro....I never noticed you had 50k posts. Damn. You need to get out more.

I could use a girlfriend. I have too much time to watch sports and post in game threads. I follow and watch:

College football (religiously)

College basketball (mainly Texas)

College baseball (just Texas)

NFL

NBA (religiously)

MLB (mainly Rangers)

Golf 

National team soccer (mainly US)

Club soccer (MLS, Premier League, Champions League, Serie A now)

 

I mean I watch the fucking WNBA sometimes. There are very few posters here that follow as much shit as I do. 

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