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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

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The pride and winning tradition of The University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak or the timid

 

Goodbye GIF

This day I issue a final fatwa on Baylor and all of its sanctimonious, hypocritical, rape-enabling, teammate-murdering, cat-torturing, worm-eating, unread-Bible-thumping, Dr. Pepper-sipping, shiplap-peddling, christofascist douchebaggery.

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Been a lot of bad football today. Hoping we play a clean game and whip their ass. 

Recruit (opens door, flips light switch), "Wow, this must be the video room.  Look at all those metal canisters.  I'll be spending a lot of time in here I bet."

Baylor Coach (flips light switch, closes door), "Nope son.  Our game film is all digital these days down the hall.  C'mon, I'll show you."

Recruit, "If it's not game tape, what's in all those containers Coach?"  

Baylor Coach, "Untested rape kits.  You wanna talk cold cases or you wanna win ball games?"  

Fuck that whole program, fuck coach worship, fuck their backwards ass way of life.  As of tomorrow, they never existed.   

30 minutes ago, Damor said:

This day I issue a final fatwa on Baylor and all of its sanctimonious, hypocritical, rape-enabling, teammate-murdering, cat-torturing, worm-eating, unread-Bible-thumping, Dr. Pepper-sipping, shiplap-peddling, christofascist douchebaggery.

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Hallelujah!  Holy shit!  Where's the Tylenol?

Time to crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Just listened to CDC interview with Craig Way on the Texassports internet broadcast.  He talked about how great the game day experience was last week, but didn't say a damn thing about muzzling or firing Bob Cole.  Disappointing.

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"Go out and show em' what the fuck we've been trained to do"

 

I just read a comment from a Baylor fan on FB talking about a “blackout.” Are the Bears actually going to be wearing all black in 98 degree heat? And the enablers called fans? Lulz.

No thanks to the websites still showing ESPN for the telecast.   And screw Baylor

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Shapen is fully dressed and throwing 

Maybe he gives it a go, but I also remember Ewers doing that for a couple of weeks before games he sat last year.

We really need to mudhole these fucks to let everyone else know what's coming. We used to break teams on the schedule before we even played them. Don't let Baylor hang around so the slapdick ISU and BYU's of the world think they have a chance. 

I hope no one else tuned into LHN to see what has to be the worst band ever assembled performing loud noises. 

Just now, Newy25 said:

I hope no one else tuned into LHN to see what has to be the worst band ever assembled performing loud noises. 

I was so confused

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We really need to mudhole these fucks to let everyone else know what's coming. We used to break teams on the schedule before we even played them. Don't let Baylor hang around so the slapdick ISU and BYU's of the world think they have a chance. 

THIS. IS. THE. WAY.

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I hope no one else tuned into LHN to see what has to be the worst band ever assembled performing loud noises. 

That shit was fucking awful 

Just once. Texas comes out and doesn’t play down to an inferior opponent and skull fucks the absolute shit out of them 

25 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I just read a comment from a Baylor fan on FB talking about a “blackout.” Are the Bears actually going to be wearing all black in 98 degree heat? And the enablers called fans? Lulz.

Dressed for their own funeral. Fuck them.

Ok I'm here we can get started now.

26 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I just read a comment from a Baylor fan on FB talking about a “blackout.” Are the Bears actually going to be wearing all black in 98 degree heat? And the enablers called fans? Lulz.

Black out will help hide all the bruises and runny mascara. 

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