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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

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1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Going to be a long game because Herman Sark is reluctant to stick with what works.

Frustrated World Cup GIF

*15 yard punt return*

"That was well covered by Baylor"

Refs can’t save that kind of shittery 

We know that Sark is about to go deep 1st down

I was gonna be pissed if they didn't call that false start

Are we waiting for the 4th quarter for the offense to start playing? 

Alright Texas offense... Go score another TD🤘

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Do. Something. Offense. Jesus Christ. 

You need to calm or you’re not gonna make it all season. 12min left in the damn first half lol

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Who is #17? 

Big dude and fast.

 

J Tapp

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Just now, UTEE97 said:

Are we waiting for the 4th quarter for the offense to start playing? 

Of course. 

None of that is a block in the back, you ignorant dumbass rape enablers.

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Let's see if Sark can stop smelling his own farts and call something, you know, good. 

The touchdown play?

I don't know why we are unable to setup punt returns, but it feels like forever since we have had room for a punt returner to operate. 

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Nice!

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I’m intrigued. I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter…. 

Just now, Dnaguy said:

I’m intrigued. I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter…. 

I'd just like to have sex with her.

3 minutes ago, staboner said:

baxter seems injury prone

He's a freshman.  He'll be fine.  He's not an every down back, nor should be this early in his college career.  

Sark may do a trick play this series.

Come on OFFENSE!!!!!! We should be Beating the doors off this team!!!!!!

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

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This guy was canceled during Metoo?

The fucking lack of IQ or working brain cells that it must require for some of you to already be talking shit about Sark's play calling fucking astounds me. I mean I seriously wonder how fucking stupid some of you really are. I hope for your sake it's a combination of liquor and reverse-jinxing. Fuck.

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Who is #17? 

J'Mond Tapp

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Get Sanders more involved in the passing game, Sark. No one can cover or stop him. 

THIS

Just now, deadshank said:

I wouldn’t mind if my name was Monterrey.  

Monterrey Deadshank has a nice ring, yeah.

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Who is #17? 

J'Mond Tapp

Maybe sark should have told them we are being disrespected in his pregame speech

Just now, Horn80 said:

Sark may do a trick play this series.

almost guaranteed

Baylor's had the ball 4 times and they have 70 yards, half of which was on a deep ball that he can't hit again.

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