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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

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Up by 3 scores and dumb lass Baylor fans doing horn down in the end zone. Talk about lack of self awareness

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Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

technically a double pass, not a flea flicker.    WR throws the ball ( or RB or TE)

How is that recorded?  Forward yards for the QB, remaining yards for the second pass?

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

God dammit I went to take a piss and missed that TD.

Please take another piss on our next offensive possession.

  • immamac changed the title to Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [X gon give it to ya]

Craig Way:

"Lightning strike drive for Texas"

Great, 30 minute game delay. 

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

215 yards 10 first downs and you want to see more?  OK, buddy.

I want to see much more

Please take another piss on our next offensive possession.

Ask for consent before doing something like that
1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Please take another piss on our next offensive possession.

He should watch the game from the bathroom.

Poor bears…

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

stick ‘em in your mouth 

and suck ‘em 

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

How is that recorded?  Forward yards for the QB, remaining yards for the second pass?

its just like a pitch to the RD for a halfback pass.  QB gets credit for nothing.

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Victoria Principal break. 
 

 

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Let’s dominate and empty out that rapist rathole by early in the 4th quarter.

This is a fucking ass beating. 

1 minute ago, Smax said:

Up by 3 scores and dumb lass Baylor fans doing horn down in the end zone. Talk about lack of self awareness

Horns down just means "fuck you Texas", we could be beating people 50-0 and they will still do it.

2 minutes ago, Smax said:

Up by 3 scores and dumb lass Baylor fans doing horn down in the end zone. Talk about lack of self awareness

It’s all they have.   And I’m OK with that. 

Don't worry about all that holding -- we'll just blow the play up anyway.

That was grounding
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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

How is that recorded?  Forward yards for the QB, remaining yards for the second pass?

I think the first throw is just a lateral (i.e. Ewers doesn't show up in the box score for that play).

Has Robertson ever played QB before tonight? 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Horns down just means "fuck you Texas", we could be beating people 50-0 and they will still do it.

The funniest thing is seeing two teams from the Big 12 playing each other and the idiots are still doing it.  Like, you aren't even playing us and we're still living rent free?

scared QB for Baylor runs super fast to get out of bounds, yea!

hey refs   hand full of shirt is pretty much the universal HEY THATS FUCKING HOLDING sign man

Texas not making dumb penalties which is nice.  Keep it going D. 

1 minute ago, Paul Wesley said:

I think the first throw is just a lateral (i.e. Ewers doesn't show up in the box score for that play).

Correct.  X gets 1-1.

1 minute ago, Smax said:

Up by 3 scores and dumb lass Baylor fans doing horn down in the end zone. Talk about lack of self awareness

I believe all horns players and fans should start doing the horns down. Embrace that shit and break the opponents weak hearts. Besides, it’s the stance before the charge.

another 3rd down ....they are going for it on 4th. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Just imagine how good we'll be once Sark learns how to call plays. 

It’ll be amazing, then when Ewers learns to play QB we will be unbeatable 

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