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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

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Wonder if that hobbled foot affected Baylor's QB on that overthrow TD attempt.

Fuck Baylor. It’s weird to watch them be 5-7 ish looking Mack Brown right now. But fuck them. Every team in the Big 12 got better facilities and better coaches than they’d have had if they had not been in a conference where UT and OU were carrying their water. I get why the irate 8 were pissed and bitter but be fucking thankful we carried your water all these years fucksticks! Seriously. Aranda is a good coach and I don’t know why Baylor looks like they are all black out drunk out there all season but fuck them. We carried their sinning Baptist asses to a new stadium and all that. Fuck them. 
Someone is spicy but agree

Fine. We'll settle for 63-6.

Let's score a TD before the half. 

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

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Literally 

X is giving us the business on many sides of the ball

We get ball in the 2nd half with our defense playing lights out. 22 point lead. 

Don't do anything cute here. Just kneel and get to halftime. 

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Let’s get a TD before half.

Come on man, we get ball at half. It will be two runs. 

Down the ball and take this to halftime. Texas ball to start the half.

i always thought your guy who could catch the best returned punts

LOL, Robertson isn’t bringing them back on us if he had a dozen more quarters to do it. 

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Sark needs to be aggressive. Can easily get a live 2 minute drill in here. 

No thanks after that last turnover. It's a 22 point lead and we get ball in the 2nd half. 

Just get to halftime. 

Didn’t realize Nick Fuentes played QB for Baylor.  Certainly fits the simulation 

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1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

YOU WILL GET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

AND LIKE IT!!!!!!!

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Hurting our special Teams efficiency stats tonight. We were something like top 5 nationally coming into the week. 

Yeah, the special teams has been great so far...until those two muffs.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Down the ball and take this to halftime. Texas ball to start the half.

What is this pussy talk.

4 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

"X gon give it to ya"... indeed

X giveth and x taketh away

Worty pulls that shit again, he should have his Lambo taken away. 

Ewers tends to throw his sideline passes too slow. Gives defenders too much time to close.

Down 28-6, Matt Jones gets a sack of Ewers and starts yapping.

 

🤣

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Just now, sith_horn said:

Ewers tends to throw his sideline passes too slow. Gives defenders too much time to close.

It better have some spicy mustard if ya' gonna throw to the flats. 

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