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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

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That was a funny tackle

It was like a fuckin horse shoe 

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Need to come out in 3Q and put our feet on their throats.

Need to start using Cook on kickoff and punt returns.

  • immamac changed the title to Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [That was suboptimal, still 28-6]
Just now, HtownHorn said:

Need to come out in 3Q and put our feet on their throats.

and Q4

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Damn. 4th straight game holding all opponents to under 7 pts at half 

And 3 of 6 points tonight were because of special teams. 

bayou kitty up 17-16, 'bout mid of the 3rd.

bucknuts over domers 3-0, early 3rd.

Holy fuck the Robertson kid for Baylor is awful. We need to keep up the momentum and finish them off

Heard on the pregame that Rod Babers became a father yesterday.

They said the kid was already talking way too fast today. 

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Holy fuck the Robertson kid for Baylor is awful. We need to keep up the momentum and finish them off

He's not good and he's also not healthy. 

2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

We need to come out angry in the second half and fuck them up more.

This needs to be 56-13

13?! Why would we give them a pity garbage time touchdown? 

I'm gonna ask something off topic because it's halftime and I saw a commercial.  

How big a bosom is an ample bosom?

Just now, bernorange said:

Baylor QB was limping around like he gimped his ankle.

D is prolly calling him Gimp on the field.  Lulz.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

He's not good and he's also not healthy. 

Thank God. That’s outstanding news for us! 

We need to go for the juggler

Whooping that sweet sweet BITCH ASS

Just now, Mez2 said:

We need to go for the juggler

Where's the "no lube at all" pic?

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Ex Baylor cheerleader
crazy eyes

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Thank God. That’s outstanding news for us! 

Unless that backup comes in and plays lights out. Hopefully PK and the staff knew that was a possibility during game planning.
3 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

I'm gonna ask something off topic because it's halftime and I saw a commercial.  

How big a bosom is an ample bosom?

 

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Heard on the pregame that Rod Babers became a father yesterday.

They said the kid was already talking way too fast today. 

Was a false alarm. No delivery yet

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


Unless WHEN that backup comes in and plays lights out. Hopefully PK and the staff knew that was a possibility during game planning.

dude, backup QBs are our fucking kryptonite. 

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Now our halftime show Texas to other Big 12 teams…it’s our message to the rest of Big 12 and yes aware that Kansas, BYU, KState and BYU are going to be a bigger challenge unless Baylor has a world class track athlete to sub for QB.  The Big 12 farewell tour begins now. Bye fuckers. Adios muchachos! Check out ass on the way out. 

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4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Ex Baylor cheerleader
crazy eyes

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Let's be fair...she probably just had the Baylor football tram run a train on her without her consent. 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Was a false alarm. No delivery yet

So the kid doesn't have the father's speed?

With the way things are progressing, college football players will be wearing booty shorts, without pads, next season. 
come on Man, 

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Holy fuck the Robertson kid for Baylor is awful. We need to keep up the momentum and finish them off

Well he did come into the game with a nice 45 percent completion percentage against defenses that aren't elite. 

10 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Sometimes I hate sark. Should have been in the locker room 10 minutes ago

Well thank god y’all have something to bitch about!! 

7 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

I'm gonna ask something off topic because it's halftime and I saw a commercial.  

How big a bosom is an ample bosom?

Bout tree fiddy

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Now our halftime show Texas to other Big 12 teams…it’s our message to the rest of Big 12 and yes aware that Kansas, BYU, KState and BYU are going to be a bigger challenge unless Baylor has a world class track athlete to sub for QB.  The Big 12 farewell tour begins now. Bye fuckers. Adios muchachos! Check out ass on the way out. 

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You said byu twice. The ass picture made up for it. Well done.

Question from someone who last saw a game in Waco at Floyd Casey: do they still have a bear that drinks Dr. Pepper?

Queso el gato approves the following message.

At half TEXAS 28 Bears 6, and Fuck Baylor.

queso el gato.webp

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Domers uniforms look horrible, FYI

They look like fucking Oregon. I don't mind their green shamrock helmets but these suck shit.

5 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

With the way things are progressing, college football players will be wearing booty shorts, without pads, next season. 
come on Man, 

the fuq??

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