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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

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Two quick td’s and lots of back ups for the rest of the night sounds about right.

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Holy shit that "Golden Bachelor" ad.  They need to dump that and go for the "The Bachelor: Sugar Baby Edition."

Wanna see some skullfukin’ this 2nd half.  No brakes……
Tsrh

Okay fellas!!!! This is where the real work starts!!!!! Can’t we start and finish!???? 
 

Let’s go boys!!!!

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

the fuq??

Hey, it's his fantasy.  Shaming is not cool.

20 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Now Rapelor trying to start a fight since they know they're fucked.

that's some resignation action there.  Pride is shot on the scoreboard so now it's personal.  I'm not a loser, you are.  Becomes individual stuff instead of team since that's already broke.  

Holy shit that "Golden Bachelor" ad.  They need to dump that and go for the "The Bachelor: Sugar Baby Edition."

We've got just the guy.
1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Holy shit that "Golden Bachelor" ad.  They need to dump that and go for the "The Bachelor: Sugar Baby Edition."

lol could you imagine the uproar if they did that.

70+ year old dude and nothing but under 25s as his choices.... the internet heads would fall off

The bachelor has come full circle. The OG fans are in retirement homes

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

Can’t we start and finish!???? 
 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Holy shit that "Golden Bachelor" ad.  They need to dump that and go for the "The Bachelor: Sugar Baby Edition."

Some of those contestants though...

Sassy Jimmy Fallon GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

1 minute ago, ousux said:

The bachelor has come full circle. The OG fans are in retirement homes

Wasn’t there already a MILF one?

18 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Ex Baylor cheerleader
crazy eyes

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Cut her some slack, she was probably boogered by the entire Briles roster.

1 minute ago, ousux said:

The bachelor has come full circle. The OG fans are in retirement homes

That commercial was two minutes!  Gtfo!

Golden Bachelor…. Grossest thing ever, our righteous trainwreck?

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

This halftime feels like it has been going on for an hour 

Brett Yormark was making lots of calls

Sanders snags that pass with one mitt. 

Sanders rumblin fumblin stumblin down the field.

Omfg they might tear Martinez out there?

Run it up. 

Golden Bachelor…. Grossest thing ever, our righteous trainwreck?
I'm picturing 69 yo bikini babes..

As JT trucks some fools down the field

Does Sanders have another 100 yard game?  Damn, that's a great sell. 

Golden Bachelor…. Grossest thing ever, our righteous trainwreck?
Golden bachelor, sounds like something on Urban Dictionary

I am a big fan of the game of college football

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