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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

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Just now, HtownHorn said:

Sarkisian should have gone under center on the 2nd and goal. Never understand why you don't want your RB to get a head start while having your OL just drive block.

honest answer is Ewers is a shotgun passer, he doesnt do well undercenter.... see the 4th down play vs bama where we "backwards passed" ourselves to a first.... then promptly got shot down on the very next 4th down. 

Every game we find a way to shoot ourselves in the dick multiple times for no reason at all, regardless of whether we're winning or not. It's fucking maddening 
Every team I watched today did it multiple times, even the winners
Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Make them spend a night in Waco

Harsh man, very harsh.

This sloppiness isn't gonna cut it going deeper into conference play. The Big 12 refs are eventually going to draw blood, and this type of shit isn't gonna overcome that. 

R.J. Martinez time!  Now stfu about it Pasch.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Every game we find a way to shoot ourselves in the dick multiple times for no reason at all, regardless of whether we're winning or not. It's fucking maddening 

Yup. It’s gonna cost us at some point. 
 

Or maybe not.

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

We’re gonna fuck around and not break 40 aren’t we

 

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

We still haven’t broken 40 this year. 

If Texas wins every game, I don’t give a fuck how many points they score.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

honest answer is Ewers is a shotgun passer, he doesnt do well undercenter.... see the 4th down play vs bama where we "backwards passed" ourselves to a first.... then promptly got shot down on the very next 4th down. 

You are at the 1/2 foot line. Who gives a shit about passing at that point.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Harsh man, very harsh.

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If ST is going to have a horrid game, glad they did it today. 2 muffs and a missed field goal and we're still winning going away.

Banks can coach, he'll get it cleaned up. 

i dont mind them getting the yard... but come on guys giving up 15 there???

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Every game we find a way to shoot ourselves in the dick multiple times for no reason at all, regardless of whether we're winning or not. It's fucking maddening 

Bro. How fucked up are you. Earlier you were penciling us in for the CFP. 

1 minute ago, ousux said:
2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Every game we find a way to shoot ourselves in the dick multiple times for no reason at all, regardless of whether we're winning or not. It's fucking maddening 

Every team I watched today did it multiple times, even the winners

But We Are Texas!!!

yeah ref,  BOTH of our guys who escaped and were going after Martinez

 

yeah they we BOTH badly held man. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“Scrambling ability”

 

That dude is slow as hell

He’s fresh. That’s about it

About to be 4-0, with a win at Alabama and curb stomping Baylor on the way out of the Big 12...

And fucking posters bitching about shit.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“Scrambling ability”

 

That dude is slow as hell

Slow QBs are our kryptonite. 

New baylor qb running for his life vs 3.5 string 

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

 

If Texas wins every game, I don’t give a fuck how many points they score.

Cool.  That's not how polls work.

1 minute ago, Pods said:

If ST is going to have a horrid game, glad they did it today. 2 muffs and a missed field goal and we're still winning going away.

Banks can coach, he'll get it cleaned up. 

Take your logic and reasoned take and GTFO!!

I love how Surly always finds something to bitch about. We are kicking Baylor's dick up their own mouth up 38-6 in Waco and some of you are bitching that we haven't hung 50 on the board. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Bro. How fucked up are you. Earlier you were penciling us in for the CFP. 

I didn't say they were costing us wins, they're just maddening as fuck after 3 years in this system 

Here comes the eight minute drive and no back ups getting any love at QB

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

honest answer is Ewers is a shotgun passer, he doesnt do well undercenter.... see the 4th down play vs bama where we "backwards passed" ourselves to a first.... then promptly got shot down on the very next 4th down. 

welp, we could, you know, put a backup in under center for a series with the starters.... like... we should just let them score so we can get the ball back and work on stuff you can't simulate in practice.... like..... RIGHT FUCKING NOW with 7 minutes left....  let 'em score fucks given zero

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i dont mind them getting the yard... but come on guys giving up 15 there???

Looks like a lot of backups are in now. Not all of 'em, but lots.

Stop dicking around and get off the field so Maalik can get a drive

Every game we suck shit thru a straw on D in the 4th 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I didn't say they were costing us wins, they're just maddening as fuck after 3 years in this system 

We're fine G. He should have left Worthy in at return. Stuff like that helps us learn. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cool.  That's not how polls work.

Ur mom knows how poles work

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Cool.  That's not how polls work.

yeah but winning by 21+ in most games  kinda says no matter. 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I didn't say they were costing us wins, they're just maddening as fuck after 3 years in this system 

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Just now, TexasGolf said:

This game should be 50-3

For realz, I'm still happy with the win and how dominate the team looked. The defense is fucking nasty. 

Could use more style points, but this team will get there soon. 

Get to beat Baylor and leave them witj QB controversy 

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