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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

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6 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Special team fuckups. Fuck

On both punt drops, looked like the returner was back on his heels when the ball arrived

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Fuck this pasch guy, he can go suck a dick.

Put our scrubbs in and Baylor had lots of chances at the end zone still couldn't get it done

 

Sorry kids, you tried to play hard sometimes 

Lots to work on, but a blowout win is good. 

Fuck off forever, Baylor 

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Sporting of Sark to jog out and give his condolences.  

Honk honk! 4-0 Express coming through. 

I guess my guess was pretty close 42-14.

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More like, Baylol

We should have put up 45 easily on these fucks, but gotta stay consistent with living in the 30s

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2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

38 points against a soft serve Baylor team is very meh.

 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah once again not living up to potential 

 

We're winning by 32 and we really might have the best defense in the country.

Jesus, y'all.

That dude like 2 yards in bounds lol the refs 

Refs just mailing in that false start lol.

Props to the D - especially the starters. 2 muffed punts gave them excellent field position and they only got 3 points out of it.

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

38 points against a soft serve Baylor team is very meh.

Counterpoint: Defense wins championships

Unlike the coeds, Texas said no and you couldn't force it in, you fucking pieces of shit.

Fuck. Baylor.

haha fuck you, Baylor - couldn’t score against our 2nd unit in two tries

Bro I can't with people like you. I just can't anymore. 
It's real out here in these streets. It's not for the faint of heart.
4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Not that that's okay.

I only go to the games when I have a non-drinking driver.  Or when I take a Lyft.
The Lyft fee's back & forth + beer at $10-13 each + minimum $120 for the cheap (but watchable) seats = $fucket I'm staying on my couch

If you live west take 281 instead. East or Central go 77 to 53 and catch the tollway.

Don't know about ya'll but I feel good about our scrubs not allowing a garbage time TD! [emoji869]

May we never share a field with you again you bible thumping fucktards.

Just now, TexArcher said:

 

 

We're winning by 32 and we really might have the best defense in the country.

Jesus, y'all.

This. Some folks need to settle down. Defense was fucking nails tonight 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

nice work team, kept em from scoring

This Defense is just starting to gel. If they can stay healthy, they will be beasts for the home stretch. Go Horns! All GAS, no BRAKE.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah once again not living up to potential 

Are you people pulling my leg? Is this some kind of joke? Because I am having a hard time believing this is really your take away from this game. We dominated on both sides of the ball and the outcome was never in doubt. 

You would think after all we have suffered since 2009 there would be rejoicing.

6 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah once again not living up to potential 

I swear some  of you just like to bitch. The game was over halfway through the 3rd quarter and Texas started rotating backups on both sides of the ball. Plus, very conservative on offense. Jesus Christ get a grip. 

Do you want to beat Baylor by 60 points or keep the team healthy? Only complete fucking morons care about winning by 40 when the game is already over in the 3rd quarter. 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah once again not living up to potential 

I don't who the fuck you are but get the fuck off Texas football game threads if you're so fucking sad about them.

Fuck all y'all fucking losers. Holy shit you'd complain about a BJ from Sydney Sweeney because she didn't tickle your balls.

Impressive. PK is starting to win me over. 

Fify
5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

But Sark called off the dogs at the end and went conservative instead of scoring more again.  A small thing to bitch about for sure but I don’t get why he pulls his foot off the gas.  It’s not very all gas no breaks. 

He was going for a touchdown on fourth down before the penalty, when the gentlemanly thing would have been to kick. And then he was pissed. That is not taking his foot off the gas.

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Baylor only scoring 6 points when we muffed two punts is pretty incredible. Great job by the defense.

What a solid win. Yeah the special teams need some big work but dang our d is special. Quinn finally does look like a new guy to me. This is awesome. 

Defense was salty tonight.  Played well on the red zone.  Nice win!

Don't flush on the way out! Leave a steaming pile in that bowl.

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