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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

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like the uppity horn we all are 

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29 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Good win. Baylor is the worst team Texas has played to date but it’s nice to see Texas just nuke a bad team from orbit.

Will need to rewatch as I was at a party and not paying super close attention. Maybe practice special teams next week though. Undefeated, likely ranked Kansas coming to town!

Score could have been sooooo much worse.

28 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i have no idea but i like it

A four door?!  

Just now, Lhorn said:

A four door?!  

Fuck all the others...God Bless Texas!

59 minutes ago, ScottS said:

 

One of those issues is eating canned skyline chili.

(posted this in the ou/cin game thread but probably no one will ever look at that thread ever again)

Negged for embedding an OU football video. 

Get your shit together.

13 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Score could have been sooooo much worse.

38-6 at home is pretty fucking embarassing. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

38-6 at home is pretty fucking embarassing. 

Yep, on the way out the fucking door I was hoping to see an average of 66-0 against all those wet diapered bastards.

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

38-6 at home is pretty fucking embarassing. 

I'm not complaining, it was glorious to watch besides the deep shots they hit. That shit needs fixing.

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

Good win. Baylor is the worst team Texas has played to date but it’s nice to see Texas just nuke a bad team from orbit.

Will need to rewatch as I was at a party and not paying super close attention. Maybe practice special teams next week though. Undefeated, likely ranked Kansas coming to town!

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Scoreboard forever. I’m 3-0 at club Mclane, smell ya never The Bidet on the Brazos. 

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wonder if they’ll leave the scoreboard on all night long like they did in 1997

I can tell you less than five minutes after I snapped that pic. It was zeroed out. 

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Some people were born to complain.

It was a good win.  Special Teams exempted.  A 32 point win is nothing to scoff at.  Two possessions were lost due to ST fumbles.  Had Sark continued to press to breach 40 or 50 with all of the starters in and one (or more) had been injured, everyone would bitch about leaving the starters in too long risking injury.

Plus, having a lead this large allowed for the offense to work on some plays for future use in a real-time conditions without any real game harm other than ticking off the fan base.  The same goes for the defense in letting others get valuable playing time in a low risk situation.  I would rather use games like this, that are well in hand, to experiment and gain playing time for others than to not bring others in just to maintain stats and make the fans "happy".  There have been plenty of times where a non-starter is forced to come in due to injury and the fanbase laments the fact that they had not had any previous real game time experience.

Baylor's will was broke after Texas' first score.  After that it was like a cat toying with a mouse; all the mouse can hope for is a quick death.  Revel in the scoreboard.

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6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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8 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Remember when this whole board wanted to get rid of PK?

Pepperidge Farm remembers….

53 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

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I think you're off on your #4

 

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

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Probably in their 30s in AZN years.  

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6 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

the deep shots they hit. That shit needs fixing.

Watts and Thompson.  Both are too slow.  

9 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I personally think KU is overrated. Their defense is really bad if you look at the advanced stats. 

They've also played nobody. They beat 1-2 Missouri State, 2-2 Illinois, Nevada who is approaching 20 losses in a row, and a very flawed BYU team if you watched them against Arkansas and SHSU. 

I had a feeling Kansas would beat BYU tonight. BYU looked like dog shit against SHSU and they were outgained by nearly 200 yards by Arkansas. 

We should be able to handle their OL and as you pointed out their defense isn’t that good. 
 

 

just need to keep lane assignments and Daniel’s in the pocket. 

21 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

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That should be Kansas, not tcu. But I like it. 

10 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Duce is as advertised. Did Choice recruit him, or was he a Herman recruit?

He was a Herman recruit.  

Did a quick check so maybe I missed one, but we have won consecutive conference road games by 30+ for the first time since 2003 when we did it 3 road games in a row.

 

Random thought: I'm not sure Jerrin Thompson is one of our two best safeties. Derek Williams and Kitan Crawford are both such huge improvements in general athletic ability and speed. Taaffe might be too.

9 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

They are gladly claiming us as one of their own even before we've played a single game in the SEC. Compare that to how they treated Aggy when they joined.

f those hayseeds

Anyone missing a cat?   I think one shit in my mouth last night…..

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Random thought: I'm not sure Jerrin Thompson is one of our two best safeties. Derek Williams and Kitan Crawford are both such huge improvements in general athletic ability and speed. Taaffe might be too.

Watched the OTF post game last night and either Bobby or Rod mentioned potentially plugging Jahdae Barron in at safety on certain downs. He does seem to play the ball better than others but not sure if he's assignment sound enough to cover a quarter of the field. 

10 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Has anyone seen Oklahoma play this year? I haven’t seen a down. 

Also, fuck them.

I haven't watched them but have seen the scores.

I was curious also and found a fairly in depth write up on them this season if you're interested. 

Spoilering here to save you the click:

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10 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Anyone missing a cat?   I think one shit in my mouth last night…..

Be careful mentioning cats in a Baylor thread. 

OU struggled with the vaunted Cincinnati defense after a few early scores. 

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

What's the story on baylor and animal cruelty? I missed that episode. 

Some time ago the baseball team tortured and killed a cat for shits and giggles.

8 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

I'm not complaining, it was glorious to watch besides the deep shots they hit. That shit needs fixing.

Rod B has been saying this for over a year. Barron needs to be kept on the field when we go more traditional on defense. Baylor hit a few deep shots because of bad safety play. He is obviously one of the smartest defenders on the team as well and should be one of the 4 playing in this situation. You don’t allow another team to dictate having to take arguably your best defender off the field.

14 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

What's the story on baylor and animal cruelty? I missed that episode. 

One of the students involved actually went to my high school. Baseball team was doing some fucked up shit to cats years ago. I can’t remember exactly what it was so don’t want to make something up.

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

Negged for embedding an OU football video. 

Get your shit together.

Believe me, I felt dirty when I did it.

And it is probably too late in life for me to get my shit together.  

3 hours ago, Cajun said:

I think you're off on your #4

 

Yeah, his #4 is my #1

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We should be able to handle their OL and as you pointed out their defense isn’t that good. 
 

 

just need to keep lane assignments and Daniel’s in the pocket. 

*Daniels

 

Jfc.

2 hours ago, Real Papi said:

He was a Herman recruit.  

Gotta give a ton of credit to those last 2 years of Herman recruits that under better coaching from Sark and his staff have led this entire culture turnaround. Guys like Hill, Muhammad, Derek Williams, and Baxter now only know coming into a Texas locker room ready to fucking win. 

Rochon, Bijan, Ford, Coburn, Sweat and the other guys that stuck from those classes and have spearheaded the turn around from Bo Davis' "get in the mother fucker" day to the present should go down in Longhorn history like the early few Mack classes that turned around the route 66 era. 

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Some time ago the baseball team tortured and killed a cat for shits and giggles.

It was Queso. Show some fucking respect.

2 hours ago, Real Papi said:
13 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Duce is as advertised. Did Choice recruit him, or was he a Herman recruit?

He was a Herman recruit.

Stan Drayton in particular zeroed in on him.

1 hour ago, ScottS said:

And it is probably too late in life for me to get my shit together.  

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Random thought: I'm not sure Jerrin Thompson is one of our two best safeties. Derek Williams and Kitan Crawford are both such huge improvements in general athletic ability and speed. Taaffe might be too.

Of the two, Derek Williams has greater promise. One can hope Kitan finally grasps the position. He must have improved somewhat this season to be seeing the field at safety.

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