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9 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:


I like this. Just hope she never asks why I don’t wear it out.

Not sure I wouldn’t cut that shirt and use it to wax the car , despite all the emotional attachment and such.

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3 hours ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

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Wife bought me this shirt. Does this seem a bit aggy to y’all?

high five texas am GIF by Texas A&M University

3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yes. Memorabilia from regular season games (besides MAYBE TX/OU) is aggy AF.

I bought the Co-op's "49-0" shirt last year after the OU game. It's their largest loss (and shut out) ever in the series and I plan to wear it to the game in a couple of weeks. 0U has been a good meme these past 12 months. I won't ever wear it after this year's game as it isn't relevant. 

18 minutes ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

I bought the Co-op's "49-0" shirt last year after the OU game. It's their largest loss (and shut out) ever in the series and I plan to wear it to the game in a couple of weeks. 0U has been a good meme these past 12 months. I won't ever wear it after this year's game as it isn't relevant. 

Yea, this one came to mind as acceptable and hilarious.

10 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

I was all over Japan in June-July and Express VPN was nails -- ZERO problems watching my cable-TV's app, ESPN app, Samsung TV app,..... whatever I wanted.

OR use NordVPN, Surfshark VPN, or whichever VPN you like.

Express VPN is working like a charm in South Africa as well. I've used it in lots of different countries without issue. I'd start there. 

5 hours ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

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Wife bought me this shirt. Does this seem a bit aggy to y’all?

Look, I applaud your wife or going the extra mile and getting you some swag about something you care passionately about. That's pretty dope. Good on her. 

Still, you should probably slap her for purchasing this abortion of a shirt. 

I have a simple question, maybe from a simpleton mind, for the brain trust at this place

Why does the header on all the pages say 2-0 Roll Texas? @immamac?

 

11 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

Andre Ware just predicted the KU upset during the Louisville-NC State broadcast.

Andre Ware is the dumbest person to ever attend Cougar High. He's the Tom Brady of stupidity.

3 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Express VPN is working like a charm in South Africa as well. I've used it in lots of different countries without issue. I'd start there. 

Similar experience with NordVPN….

3 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Express VPN is working like a charm in South Africa as well. I've used it in lots of different countries without issue. I'd start there. 

I’ve used NordVPN with great success in South America and I’m no tech guru. 

Game Day, you magnificent bastards.

We're gonna fuck Kansas up.

"Andre Ware is the dumbest person to ever attend Cougar High. He's the Tom Brady of stupidity."

Second dumbest person. The person who thought he would be a good broadcaster is first.

35 minutes ago, immamac said:

Which theme are you using. I forgot to change it for the ones with no avatar is the likely answer. 

Yep, no avatar shows 2-0

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Which theme are you using. I forgot to change it for the ones with no avatar is the likely answer. 

Dark - No Avatar - no problems, just wanted to give someone some shit early on game day. Congrats, it was you.

7 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Look, I applaud your wife or going the extra mile and getting you some swag about something you care passionately about. That's pretty dope. Good on her. 

Still, you should probably slap her for purchasing this abortion of a shirt. 


 

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9 hours ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

I bought the Co-op's "49-0" shirt last year after the OU game. It's their largest loss (and shut out) ever in the series and I plan to wear it to the game in a couple of weeks. 0U has been a good meme these past 12 months. I won't ever wear it after this year's game as it isn't relevant. 

The 49-0 shirt gets a pass. That's different.

This is a Texas sized trap game according to Gameday. That was headline heading into the commercial break. We’ll see what they say in the analysis next. Also saw the that there betting analyst has this game his board. I assume he’ll pick Kansas to cover 

I think Kansas covers. That's a huge line, and they're both decent and motivated. Still...we win. And that — along with losing no one to injury — is all I care about this week. Save the style points for OU. 

14 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

This is a Texas sized trap game according to Gameday. That was headline heading into the commercial break. We’ll see what they say in the analysis next. Also saw the that there betting analyst has this game his board. I assume he’ll pick Kansas to cover 

He did pick Kansas to cover but to his credit he said Texas would let off the gas because of having OU sucks next week.  Sounded like he thinks it’s a Texas blowout that Kansas manages to cover the spread in garbage time.

Lots of detail about a game from two years ago. I'm not sure if they mentioned the most recent game where we won by 40 and Bijan ran for a million yards. 

Backdoor cover sounds great. Means we would be winning by 3tds  late in the game, and they get one back at the end.   Stress free win. 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Lots of detail about a game from two years ago. I'm not sure if they mentioned the most recent game where we won by 40 and Bijan ran for a million yards. 

Kirk mentioned last year’s win briefly. I was actually surprised that they weren’t really overly complementary towards Kansas and to Texas’s detriment 

7 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Express VPN is working like a charm in South Africa as well. I've used it in lots of different countries without issue. I'd start there. 

What's the downside if any of using a VPN?

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"Andre Ware is the dumbest person to ever attend Cougar High. He's the Tom Brady of stupidity."

Second dumbest person. The person who thought he would be a good broadcaster is first.

do y'all even Daniel Figurelli/Daniel Joseph/Daniel Wilson?

who is also a racist mother fucker.

11 hours ago, NOOBSDUDE said:


I like this. Just hope she never asks why I don’t wear it out.

you need to wear that ass out while she's wearing that shirt. NLAA

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Backdoor cover sounds great. Means we would be winning by 3tds  late in the game, and they get one back at the end.   Stress free win. 

A stress free win would be great.  But I'll take any kind of W we can get to set up next week.  

13 hours ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

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Wife bought me this shirt. Does this seem a bit aggy to y’all?

We’re going to need pictures of your wife wearing nothing but this shirt in order to properly assess the shirt.

What a great shirt. Is there not a coffee cup to go with it?

Lol at Corso just disappearing from the set.  The guy needed to retire years ago.

3 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Lol at Corso just disappearing from the set.  The guy needed to retire years ago.

He doesn't even look healthy. 88 years old so it's been beyond time. 

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

He doesn't even look healthy. 88 years old so it's been beyond time. 

Half the time I can’t understand him.

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

He doesn't even look healthy. 88 years old so it's been beyond time. 

I heard he may replace Feinstein in the Senate.

26 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

What's the downside if any of using a VPN?

Most of them cost money (annual plan) to use full functionality, which you need. That's the only downside I can think of off top of my head. Functionally wise, someone more tech-savvy then me would have to speak on that

6 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Lol at Corso just disappearing from the set.  The guy needed to retire years ago.

He had to go out on the Irish outfit. Not that big of a deal

We’re going to cover. The past is irrelevant. We have 20 guys with BMF wallets playing defense. Daniels won’t finish the game. Brooks 100, JT 100, X and AD get TDs 

My biggest concern is that the conference increases the degree of difficulty with some ultra shitty officiating because people are calling this a trap game, giving them reason to think they can get away with trying to fuck with us.

Don't (shouldn't) make a shit. Hook 'em.

 

 

But honestly that shirt is probably worth wearing at home when watching the game with your wife with no other friends or cameras around 

Well, the NYT has a little blurb about the game it’s very pro Kansas.   Whether a good or bad omen who knows?

15 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

Well, the NYT has a little blurb about the game it’s very pro Kansas.   Whether a good or bad omen who knows?

I trust their opinion on football about as much as I trust their opinion on BBQ 

What's the downside if any of using a VPN?

Usually higher latency, slower connection speeds but not massively different. Some VPNs are also blocked from accessing certain services
On 9/28/2023 at 3:21 PM, Vertigo said:

Last season Auburn ended the year with an 80% make rate and 100% PATs. He had had a couple of bad doinks this year, but I am not ready to just jettison him into the void. I bet he picks it up in the back half of the season.

late to the party here but surly you recall that sideshow missed a 19-yard chipshot to end the 1st half at home last year against bammer

great kid

not our standard

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

you need to wear that ass out while she's wearing that shirt. NLAA

And after your 30 seconds of fun, you should holler out "GAME OVER!!"

3 hours ago, Skipper said:

A stress free win would be great.  But I'll take any kind of W we can get to set up next week.  

We are due for our offense to break out. The question will be how our D responds to adversity. 

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Random: I want to see a lot more of Johntay Cook. He is very good at being fast and getting open and catching the ball. In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing him essentially split snaps with a certain WR who appears to have nowhere near the athleticism he had five years ago (but is a great guy and team leader). 

2 hours ago, txhorns said:

We’re going to need pictures of your wife wearing nothing but this shirt in order to properly assess the shirt.

Bonus points if she's wet and cold. 

Random: I want to see a lot more of Johntay Cook. He is very good at being fast and getting open and catching the ball. In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing him essentially split snaps with a certain WR who appears to have nowhere near the athleticism he had five years ago (but is a great guy and team leader). 
Someone is a fan of Herman's WR rotation. Serious note, CJ seems to have a tighter leash regarding WR personnel groupings than past corches.

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