September 28, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, MisterP said: I am assuming youre 50 plus because shes fat and gross. God damnit have some standards jesus christ. But would you kick her out of bed?
September 28, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, bejezuz said: But would you kick her out of bed? Out of bed, out of the house, and out of my pool. And I'm over 50.
September 28, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, bejezuz said: But would you kick her out of bed? MisterP is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid. The odds of him kicking that broad out of bed asymptote at 0.0
September 28, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, MisterP said: I am assuming youre 50 plus because shes fat and gross. God damnit have some standards jesus christ. Sorry we can't all bang vapid supermodels like yourself I guess. You seem like you're fun- thanks for the multi-neg rep asshole.
September 28, 20232 yr Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said: Sorry we can't all bang vapid supermodels like yourself I guess. You seem like you're fun- thanks for the multi-neg rep asshole. He's running around negging people with less than 200 rep points and that level of shit talking? I mean, we can crowdsource the motherfucker if he's going to be doing that.
September 28, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, TheAuditor said: Out of bed, out of the house, and out of my pool. And I'm over 50. They must be falling out of your pockets then...
September 28, 20232 yr I actually think KU covers the spread. Easy 31-17 type win for Texas but still. Daniels let’s it be known he’s legit.
September 28, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, MisterP said: I am assuming youre 50 plus because shes fat and gross. God damnit have some standards jesus christ. Any you who would'n let that last pic turn down and S your D don't like girls.
September 28, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said: Any you who would'n let that last pic turn down and S your D don't like girls.
September 28, 20232 yr That chick is nowhere near what I pull, but nice tiddies are nice. Would* *brown bag required
September 28, 20232 yr 55 minutes ago, Helobious said: I actually think KU covers the spread. Easy 31-17 type win for Texas but still. Daniels let’s it be known he’s legit. Ok, I'm betting the mortgage on Texas covering now. Thanks Helobious. Edited September 28, 20232 yr by Biff Tannen
September 28, 20232 yr Popular Post 2 hours ago, MisterP said: I am assuming youre 50 plus because shes fat and gross. God damnit have some standards jesus christ.
September 28, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, closetojumping said: He's running around negging people with less than 200 rep points and that level of shit talking? I mean, we can crowdsource the motherfucker if he's going to be doing that. Subscribed!
September 28, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, closetojumping said: He's running around negging people with less than 200 rep points and that level of shit talking? I mean, we can crowdsource the motherfucker if he's going to be doing that. Fatawa? We haven’t had a good one of those in a while….
September 29, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, bejezuz said: They must be falling out of your pockets then... in my mind yes* * actual results may vary.
September 29, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, closetojumping said: Maybe being clutch as a kicker at Texas is a pre-ordained right for our fanbase, like hiring good coaches at OSU or having great QBs at USC. "You will be punished for years, decades even, sometimes, and forced to wander the wilderness of CFB for those stretches. That said, when everything is on the line for your team, your kickers will convert at a rate of 99% of the time. Good luck." --Football Zeus Even Dusty Mangum.
September 29, 20232 yr McDonough and McElroy on the call for ABC. Great pair. Weird that the former is not doing the Clemson / Syracuse game in the Carrier Dome. He has seniority within Disney and tends to stay close to home / NE, especially when there's a big Cuse games (his alma mater). Not so this weekend. Edited September 29, 20232 yr by Wally Pryor
September 29, 20232 yr 46 minutes ago, Laxtonto said: Fatawa? We haven’t had a good one of those in a while….
September 29, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said: I’m talking about this: That “decade” isn’t relevant. Yeah, the best, or most fortunate, TCU team in more than a few generations won last season. Kudos to them. You seem much more worried that they can do it again than I am, but we’ll have to wait to see how it actually goes. It’s much more common for the better team to end up getting beaten in rivalry games, and in Texas vs. OU in particular, than the better team to lose to TCU. IDGAF what TCU considers though, if you think back, you’ll see that I said it’s likely they bring their A game and play better than they have been against other teams. Fucking Baylor, Tech, and whoever you can shake a stick at considers Texas a rival. That doesn’t make it a rivalry game. It doesn’t matter how TCU shows up. Texas can beat Texas. TCU can’t beat Texas. Texas is likely to lose at some point, but nothing TCU has done indicates they’re anything other than another team with a puncher’s chance. Hey man - I hope you're right. Sorry if I was being a dick earlier I'm just not sure we share the same opinion on this TCU team. I've watched them play two full games and I think they're going to be a dangerous test for us in FW. I'm also not fully buying this OU team yet. Like I said - both of them got SMU at home and won by the same margin. I wouldn't put it past the frogs to be 9-2 and ranked highly going into that one. The B12 is shitty and among the conference they have one of the better QBs, rosters and staffs.
September 29, 20232 yr So to pass some time I've got last year's KU game on. Damn the Longhorns kicked their ass up and down that field. Let's do that. That would make ol' JW pretty happy. 12:17 mark of the 4th quarter, Sark gets fucking pissed about the substitution delay by KU, and he throws his headset down. Hadn't seen that before. Good, I like mad Sark. He had to use his last timeout.
September 29, 20232 yr 13 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Even though Texas has won every game so far by double digits, it feels like they've left a lot of meat on the bone. The scores have been closer than the actual games. Average margin of victory this season has been 35-13, but I agree. Seems like we should have a big blowout in there somewhere. Then again, it's pretty preposterous to imagine us ever beating anyone with a score of 49-0 or something. That'd be crazy. 😉
September 29, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, MisterP said: I am assuming youre 50 plus because shes fat and gross. God damnit have some standards jesus christ. “She ain’t fat, she’s just a little thick.”
September 29, 20232 yr 58 minutes ago, Droopy said: “She ain’t fat, she’s just a little THICC.” FIFY Lulz
September 29, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, BachelorTrek said: It was Craig Curry that couldn't catch a punt that fucked the '84 Cotton Bowl with Jawja. Otherwise that would've been another MNC. Breezy, cold day. We were 11-0. Georgia was punting on 4th and 17. Seems I recall Curry dove to catch the punt which was dropping in front of him. Everyone's mouth just hung open. It was Georgia's only time inside our 25 all game. https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/1984/01/03/georgia-turns-texas-mistake-into-10-9-win/62818821007/
September 29, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, ztejas said: Hey man - I hope you're right. Sorry if I was being a dick earlier I'm just not sure we share the same opinion on this TCU team. I've watched them play two full games and I think they're going to be a dangerous test for us in FW. I'm also not fully buying this OU team yet. Like I said - both of them got SMU at home and won by the same margin. I wouldn't put it past the frogs to be 9-2 and ranked highly going into that one. The B12 is shitty and among the conference they have one of the better QBs, rosters and staffs. It’s all good. They’re just opinions and we don’t all have to have the same ones. I’m not saying OU is elite or anything, mostly just that the game in Dallas goes like we expect even less often than a regular game. I’m also not saying TCU is terrible. They will bring their A game. I hope they’re ranked. I’d obviously rather Texas not lose to any of these clowns, but that’s a big ask even for a good team.
September 29, 20232 yr Can anyone bless me with a link to a streaming service that will have this game? I’m in Japan and YouTubeTV cut off my access while I’m out of the country. ESPN app did the same
September 29, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, EyeSlapMidgets said: Can anyone bless me with a link to a streaming service that will have this game? I’m in Japan and YouTubeTV cut off my access while I’m out of the country. ESPN app did the same VPN?
September 29, 20232 yr VPN?I’ve never used a VPN before but multiple friends told me to go this route. Do you have one you suggest?
September 29, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, EyeSlapMidgets said: I’ve never used a VPN before but multiple friends told me to go this route. Do you have one you suggest? I used to use Express VPN when I lived in Japan. Have also heard good things about Nord VPN. Don't remember about free trials or cost. I pay for the annual plan on Express VPN Edited September 29, 20232 yr by TheBryMan81
September 29, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, EyeSlapMidgets said: I’ve never used a VPN before but multiple friends told me to go this route. Do you have one you suggest? I live in Japan. I use Surfshark.
September 29, 20232 yr SP+: Texas by 19.5 FPI: Texas by 24.3 Pate: Texas by 20 Stats o War: Texas by 24.3
September 29, 20232 yr Crazy that if Texas wins (which I believe they will) that it’ll be 1st 5-0 start since 2009. I’m looking forward to seeing the D Line vs Kansas. No true weakness there for Kansas to try and pick on.
September 29, 20232 yr I live on the International Space Station. Any suggestions on how to watch the game?
September 29, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said: I live on the International Space Station. Any suggestions on how to watch the game? Zoom lens
September 29, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said: I live on the International Space Station. Any suggestions on how to watch the game? Hubble Telescope, dude. Fuckabuncha stars and shit; put it to some good use.
September 29, 20232 yr 30 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said: I live on the International Space Station. Any suggestions on how to watch the game? Why would you watch if you likely already know the score?
September 29, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Fud said: SP+: Texas by 19.5 FPI: Texas by 24.3 Pate: Texas by 20 Stats o War: Texas by 24.3 TEXAS -16.5 BOOK IT
September 29, 20232 yr 18 hours ago, MisterP said: I am assuming youre 50 plus because shes fat and gross. God damnit have some standards jesus christ.
September 29, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Fud said: SP+: Texas by 19.5 FPI: Texas by 24.3 Pate: Texas by 20 Stats o War: Texas by 24.3 couple more updates final prediction tracker has everyone choosing Texas by no less than 4 points (next lowest is 8.5). avg is 18.43, median is 18.89. 86.9% chance to win and 53.34% chance to cover. top 3 in tracker SU so far this year: Keeper: Texas by 17.3 Pi-Rate: Texas by 18.9 Dunkel: Texas by 25.12 2nd best against spread is Loudsound: Texas by 4 3rd best is Massey: Texas by 17 only 3 of the 47 systems tracked have it as <10 points, 15 of 47 have it as >20 points
September 29, 20232 yr This is the game where Texas lets ppl know, okay “this isn't the same Texas” . . People are still afraid to act like Texas is really good including “us”!! I believe Texas makes everyone a believer Texas 42 Kansas 20 Edited September 29, 20232 yr by D3zii
September 29, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, D3zii said: This is the game where Texas lets ppl know, okay “this isn't the same Texas” . . People are still afraid to act like Texas is really good including “us”!! I believe Texas makes everyone a believer Texas 42 Kansas 20 You think us winning 42-20 would make everyone a believer? Half of surly will meltdown if we only win by 22.
September 29, 20232 yr Hopefully Sark comes out aggressive at home rather than running up the middle and throwing sideways passes which typically result in quick 3 and outs and gives back the momentum.
September 29, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Yesh said: You think us winning 42-20 would make everyone a believer? Half of surly will meltdown if we only win by 22. Ain’t that the truth
September 29, 20232 yr Burton with the 38-35 prediction after tweaking out about Baylor and Wyoming and assuming tragedy versus Alabama. Grow a pair, Bobby.
September 29, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Yesh said: You think us winning 42-20 would make everyone a believer? Half of surly will meltdown if we only win by 22. Including people who were handwringing about the game and Texas’ looking ahead or whatever. “This is a trap game, I just don’t see how Texas covers.” Texas covers. ”This was a a really disappointing effort. I thought Texas would win by more.”
September 29, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Burton with the 38-35 prediction after tweaking out about Baylor and Wyoming and assuming tragedy versus Alabama. Grow a pair, Bobby. He’s always been Piglet wrt to this team’s outlook. His optimism in the off-season is what really started validating my own. I think he even predicted 10 wins this year. To hear he’s back to expecting meh performance from this team relative to others is interesting.
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