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We need to pick up the beer/seltzer/water from the folks who are sponsoring tailgate.

would like it in Austin before 8AM Saturday when we load in. Send me a DM or email Rick@surlyhorns.com if you have a truck or SUV and can bring about 20 cases of beer and stuff. 

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I hope you're only counting on 19 cases getting there with this group.

You don't need them to bring an extra sex tent or two?

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

You don't need them to bring an extra sex tent or two?

Plonski is providing them from her pillow sex den at Belmont.

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Plonski is providing them from her pillow sex den at Belmont.

Disgusted Jim Carrey GIF

23 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I hope you're only counting on 19 cases getting there with this group.

 

I am heading up early Saturday morning but probably won’t be there until 10. If you can’t find someone else I will be your backup backup plan…

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6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I am heading up early Saturday morning but probably won’t be there until 10. If you can’t find someone else I will be your backup backup plan…

This could work for the BBQ instead of getting it from San Antonio actually. 

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

I hope you're only counting on 19 cases getting there with this group.

19 would be a win.

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

This could work for the BBQ instead of getting it from San Antonio actually. 

Let me know. I’m rolling in with @Hank Chinaski

we can tie him up and force him to donate to Texas One fund. 

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

I hope you're only counting on 19 cases getting there with this group.

19? He said 20 - not 40.

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The cases of Coors are supposed to go from Texas, not to Texas.

9 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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Fast forward to tomorrow afternoon.

 

Who's running point?

WuLaw... Some jokes don't get old!

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10 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

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Immamac at the tailgate. 

He sounded taller on the podcast.

12 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I am heading up early Saturday morning but probably won’t be there until 10. If you can’t find someone else I will be your backup backup plan…

This seems early.

2 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

This seems early.

You can bring your blanky and footy pajamas. 
We should be leaving your place at 7:30. Puts me up at 5:45  

but, I doubt we end up getting tapped to do this. 
 

Back when I was a kid my brother that is 10 years older than me would run out and get us burgers and fries for lunch or what have you.

And like clockwork he would come back saying "Ah man, they forgot to give us YOUR fries."

I'm thinking the same type of scenario will be played out with some, if not all, of the donated beverages.

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We got San Antonio BBQ pickup figured out - now I just need someone to do this where 

https://maps.app.goo.gl/scPF3ixJ1ZAa47gQ7

This is the pickup spot - is anyone to Austin (any part) by Friday night that could pick this up on their way? If not @BornAndRaised has graciously offered to use his day off to shuttle this, but I'd prefer we not have to waste someone's entire day off and a round trip if we could just get it done with someone coming from Houston. 

 

Add another maybe to the pile. Our plans are still in flux on when we're heading to Austin this weekend from Houston. We should know more tomorrow on if we're just daytripping it up and back on Saturday or coming up Friday.

Also, what time would it need to be picked up by? It would be after work on Friday so if they close early that makes it trickier.

17 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

19 would be a win.

O/U is 12 1/2

I'll take the under.

7 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You can bring your blanky and footy pajamas. 
We should be leaving your place at 7:30. Puts me up at 5:45  

but, I doubt we end up getting tapped to do this. 
 

 

7 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Deal.

 

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15 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

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I was afraid of more like....

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3 hours ago, Not a cat said:

The Germans got nothing to do with this!

Boy, as soon as we get to the tailgate the first thing Im’a do is punch yo momma IN THE MOUTH!!!

Who's bringing the Diablo Sandwiches.....Dr. Pepper....and hushpuppies?

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1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

Who's bringing the Diablo Sandwiches.....Dr. Pepper....and hushpuppies?

We ain’t got time for that crap you dumb sumbitch!

So @immamac...and I ask this cautiously, as LaMarque is not exactly "on the way to Austin" from Beaumont.....

Where does this stand?

Well, technically East Houston....which of course IS on the way from Beaumont to Austin.

Is there a Friday afternoon/early evening drop off opportunity, and could the load fit on a trailer-hitch cargo tray?

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31 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Well, technically East Houston....which of course IS on the way from Beaumont to Austin.

Is there a Friday afternoon/early evening drop off opportunity, and could the load fit on a trailer-hitch cargo tray?

DM sent - 20 cases of beer/seltzer/etc so it's gonna be ~8-10 Cubic feet

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