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#1

This is amazing.  I'll be watching in Español from now on.

 

Time for the sweet sounds of Longhorns en Español - Baylor edition 🔊🔊🔊 🤘 @LONGHORNSESP

 

Edited by MissingInAction

#2

^ That dude's call of the Fiesta Bowl walk-off TD is fucking all-time imo.

Edited by GringoSalado

#5
4 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

What is his nickname for Ewers at the 1:07 mark?

La joya.  The jewel.  I'm assuming it's not hoya meaning pit.

#7

Wyoming game...

Get your popcorn ready 🍿Time for Longhorns en Español: Wyoming edition 🤘

 

#11

Bama game

The Spanish radio calls are here, and they are glorious.Time for your weekly dose of Longhorns en Español! 🤘 @LONGHORNSESP

 

#12
5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Wyoming game...

Get your popcorn ready 🍿Time for Longhorns en Español: Wyoming edition 🤘

 

1:11 mark.

Tres y fuera = Three and out.

Awesome.

#13
3 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

I can't make out what they call worthy near the end after his touchdown.  La balla?  La valla?  

I’m going with “bala”… bullet. 

#14

Rice game

The Longhorns en Español announcers are electric ⚡️@LONGHORNSESP

 

#15

Explains why I always see one or more longhorn T-shirt on a local in Cancun or Puerto Vallarta. I figured you motherfuckers were taking boxes of them with you on vacay.

#16
49 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Bama game

The Spanish radio calls are here, and they are glorious.Time for your weekly dose of Longhorns en Español! 🤘 @LONGHORNSESP

 

¡¡Formaćion victoria!!

#17
6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

This is amazing.  Nothing other than I'll be watching in Español from now on.

 

Time for the sweet sounds of Longhorns en Español - Baylor edition 🔊🔊🔊 🤘 @LONGHORNSESP

 

I love how he has no idea who Broughton is, can only say cuarenta y cinco.

 

But what got me laughing was the 4th down stop, nunca y nunca.

 

I think Jonathan Brooks is his favorite player.

Edited by HtownHorn

#18

Ruben is the fuxkin goat. Back in 05-08 I used to work for UT women’s soccer and he would invite me to his espn en español show to talk about the soccer team. Such a top dude. 

#20
1 hour ago, deadshank said:

¡¡Formaćion victoria!!

I would wear this printed in white on a burnt orange T-shirt.

#21
7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

This is amazing.  Nothing other than I'll be watching in Español from now on.

 

Time for the sweet sounds of Longhorns en Español - Baylor edition 🔊🔊🔊 🤘 @LONGHORNSESP

 

Did he say Gino Torretta?

 

#22
2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

I lost it immediately: "¡Llego como Juan por su casa!" ~ Jett Bush sack

"Like Juan in his home."  It basically means acting like you own the place.

Edited by JBJ

#24

This would’ve helped to spice things up during the late Mack/CS years of misery. 

#25
38 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’m fluent in Spanish, so I can tell you that El Paso means The Paso.

ef7e1fa3-2788-4c39-8a7c-703048711e8a_tex

And puta is Spanish for Baylor.

Edited by boilerhorn

#27
2 hours ago, deadshank said:

¡Arriba esos cuernos!

That’s funnier if you know that “cuerno” is mexican slang for AK-47

#28
24 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

What station is it broadcast on? English announcers could learn a lot from Ruben.

The internet tells me that the flagship station for the Spanish Longhorn Radio Network broadcasts is KZNX in Austin, 1530 AM.  Also might be on 104.9-2 on the HD FM dial if I am reading it right.

#31
5 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

I lost it immediately: "¡Llego como Juan por su casa!" ~ Jett Bush sack

Translation

 

#32

The end of the Baylor one cracks me up.  He says Justice Finkley with no Spanish accent.

#33

I don't speak Spanish, but I do like the sound of "Touchdown de Longhorns".

#39
20 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Bama game

The Spanish radio calls are here, and they are glorious.Time for your weekly dose of Longhorns en Español! 🤘 @LONGHORNSESP

 

My favorite:

Es largo!

Esta sólo! Sólo!!!

Completa!!

Adonaiiiiiiiiiiii Miiiiiiiiiiiitchellllll

#40
The Spanish radio calls never disappoint!Time for Longhorns en Español 🤘 @LONGHORNSESP

Kansas Game

#43
Las jugadas de @TexasFootball a toda voz.#VivaLonghorns https://t.co/GAeG74cF8w

 

#44
4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:
Las jugadas de @TexasFootball a toda voz.#VivaLonghorns https://t.co/GAeG74cF8w

 

La joya!!!!!

#45
3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I remember Ruben calling Colt, Los Pistolos... I think

Pistolas.

I had saved a bunch of those audio clips intending to upload them to Youtube dubbed over game clips but they were sadly lost in the great hd crash of ~ 2015 before I figured out how to do that. His call of the game winner @ OSU (LIMAS SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!) was also epic I thought.

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#47
Grab some 🍿!Time for Longhorns en Español: Houston edition 🤘 @LONGHORNSESP

 

  • 2 weeks later...
#48
The @LONGHORNSESP crew brought the juice!Time for the Longhorns en Español calls of the game 🤘

 

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