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#51
1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Menthol cigarette ban helps cartels?

Um, how?

Let me take a stab at it.

Menthols are more popular with black smokers. 
Black people use drugs. 
When black folks can’t get their Newports they buy more drugs instead. 
QED

That sounds like plausible white supremacist logic. 

#53
1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Newports or nothing as far as menthols go. 

BensomnHedges Menthol 100s

#54
2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Ron met three mugging victims this week? 

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Fucking hell! Every single time these unlucky Republican gentlemen get within 50 miles of a big city, they're absolutely accosted by distraught mugging victims and homeless junkies mainlining heroin while shitting on the sidewalks. Why are we not doing more to prevent this, people???

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#55
2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Ron met three mugging victims this week? 

FWIW- I've met 5 mugging victims this week.

(well, they were victims after I mugged them, so I think that counts)

#56
5 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

FWIW- I've met 5 mugging victims this week.

(well, they were victims after I mugged them, so I think that counts)

 

Are you black ice?

 

#57
FWIW- I've met 5 mugging victims this week.
(well, they were victims after I mugged them, so I think that counts)
It's really the friend's we make along the way that matter.
#58
BensomnHedges Menthol 100s
That shit was so gross, I never considered stealing smokes fron my parents in the 90s after i snaked a full pack from thier carton with ease, and still couldn't give em away.

Stealing booze was eazy, if done slowly
#59
9 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
when somebody says something so jerseyphobic you just have to hit them with that Christie stare

 

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#61

This fucking moron is pushing more supply side economics. They’ve never worked. Just a mass wealth transfer to the rich 

To get this economy back on track we need to make the Trump-Pence tax cuts permanent and we need to take a hard run at getting to a 15% corporate tax rate in this Country to put American business at an advantage.

 

#62
9 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

If I were Meatball Ron’s campaign manager, at this point I’d just say he has IBS and is grimacing because he’s struggling to hold in diarrhea.  Is that a great solution?  Probably not.  But it’s all we got, and it’s better than the alternative where everyone thinks he’s an alien wearing a skin suit.  

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#63
9 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

If I were Meatball Ron’s campaign manager, at this point I’d just say he has IBS and is grimacing because he’s struggling to hold in diarrhea.  Is that a great solution?  Probably not.  But it’s all we got, and it’s better than the alternative where everyone thinks he’s an alien wearing a skin suit.  

If I were his campaign manager, I'd be looking for a new gig. He's done.  MAGA will not forgive him for mentioning Trump's spending, and he's given the Biden campaign a helluva commercial.

I know he probably rehearsed the hell out of that line, and was proud he pulled it off, but *oof* that was it for him.

#64

To be fair, his "that was it for him" moment was the first time that he opened his mouth on a national stage, and Joe Public realized that that's the voice/human-like thing behind the mythical Twitter creation of the bold Florida governor single-handedly fighting socialism and the woke agenda.

#65

 

Doug Burgum: "As the only person leading an energy state, can I answer the energy question?"Dana Perino: "No! Governor Haley?"

 

#66
11 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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I love watching the faces of the dudes behind him, especially the one on the left.

  • "Hahahaha, good ol' Mitch"
  • "Okay, he's gonna start talking any second now"
  • "Wait, why isn't he talking?"
  • "SWEET JESUS SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!"
#67
12 hours ago, BamaATL said:

What is a Doug Burgum? 

He's a the first man to ever survive a double caterpillar eyebrow transplant.  Why do you ask?

Spoiler

I think he's governor of one of the Dakotas.  The one without Kristi Noem.  

 

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#68

I missed almost all of it, but my loins stirred when Pence said he's been sleeping with a teacher.

As if it mattered, who won?  I heard a bit of Darling Nikki, and I still think she's the least bad.

 

#69

The debate stage last night was really a behind the scenes snapshot of what the GOP is today.  A group of children, talking over each other, and refusing to engage in debate, and having absolutely no class or manners.

What is the difference between that debate stage and McCarthy leading discussions with the nimrods wanting to shut down the government?  Not a damn thing!  They are identical.  This is the party of children, and the party of liars.  And their kids are gonna be as fucked up as they are.

#71

Actually the debate stage looked like the Seven Dwarves, and they were simply visiting with each other, while waiting for their Snow (bronzed) White Supremacist!

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#72

America reacts:

Thank god I found the Presidential debate replay— Kenny Lay (Parody) (@EnronChairman)

 

#74
17 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’ve never seen the moderators talk over each other, but here we are.  Vivek Ramaswami is doing mad libs and Desantis has props. 

Eyebrows.

I just had to come by and say the thread title gave me a hearty chuckle. I did not watch one second of that shitshow, but I know it applies.

#75

 

The good news about Vivek is that if you don’t like any of his positions, you can just wait a few days for him to have new ones. https://t.co/aQ1aj9wNHP

 

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