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he and stephen merchant are so much funnier than ricky.  ricky just laughs at himself all the time

7 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

he and stephen merchant are so much funnier than ricky.  ricky just laughs at himself all the time

Merchant is fucking hilarious but c'mon. Gervais is a comedic genius.

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I could eat a knob at night. Those Xfm shows are still great to this day.

 

i'm 100% in for anything Karl. I'd subscribe to a Truman Show type thing if it existed for him.

Edited by SimonBolivar

He's comedic gold. Surprisingly good actor from the previews. Can't wait.

The problem is there is NO writer on earth who can write better than what Karl would naturally say.  If there was a ever a movie that needed a "Curb" type script, it's this one.

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39 minutes ago, TriStone said:

From certain angles he looks a little like MCA.

 

Like a lemon to a lime?

A lime to a lemon?

 

Hes the funniest guy in the world that no one knows about.  His youtube video where they set him up to get his prostate checked is some of the funniest stuff ive ever seen

I think we all know somebody like him. Not entirely sure though if he is really like that or just a terrific actor.

7 minutes ago, bamachine said:

I think we all know somebody like him. Not entirely sure though if he is really like that or just a terrific actor.

He's at least mostly real. The XFM shows from his early days prove that.

On 7/5/2018 at 4:51 PM, SimonBolivar said:

I could eat a knob at night. Those Xfm shows are still great to this day.

 

i'm 100% in for anything Karl. I'd subscribe to a Truman Show type thing if it existed for him.

That show was fantastic. I still have them on a hard drive. Need to go back and listen. Experiencing the ridiculousness that is Karl for the first time was amazing.

 
Like a lemon to a lime?
A lime to a lemon?
 


No, head like a fucking orange.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water.

I was walking past a sex shop an' that. One, it was open early which I never understood, it was about eight o'clock in the morning. Who needs butt plugs then?

Like I say, the first time I saw Steve I was never havin' a go, it was just, 'oh that's different' but you know, Steve, I was never havin' a go, it's just that thing, 'oh right interesting'

I can't quit the old XFM shows on youtube...such comedic gold that can only come from Karl Pilkington

 

 

Ricky: (Laughing) What happened with your Auntie Nora?

Karl: She was, uhm- she was into wearing kaftans...

Steve: Into wearing what?

Karl: You know, kaftans.

Ricky: Oh, yeah.

Steve: What are kaftans?

Ricky: Big bellowy, sort of, dresses.

Steve: Right, right.

Karl: And, uhh...

Pause

Karl: Yeah, I- I- I used to sit on the floor at home, in front of the telly.

Steve: Sure.

Karl: She was on the chair behind--

Steve: Yeah.

Karl: She did a bit of a- sort of, a Sharon Stone scene--

Steve Laughs Slightly

Steve: Oh God!

Karl: Yeah.

Ricky: Did you see it?

Karl: Mm.

Steve: There was no underwear?

Karl: No.

Steve: (Laughing Slightly) What age were you?

Ricky: What was it like?

Pause

Steve: What age were you?

Karl: It was like a ripped tennis ball.

On 7/29/2020 at 12:48 PM, UTCzech III said:

What the world needs right now is more Monkey News.

 

Chimp off the ole block

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We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about

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