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Just now, Rimbo said:

hope this doesn't become a habit or anything

i had no need to fear

wow, cincy/mormon isn't any better

lol HAVE FUN BIG XII, with these losers

lolololol

10th ranked Utah, eh?

wtf are the beavers fans doing

still haven't seen but the one completed forward pass

I'm picking the beavers to win because they seem to have an ability to compete forward passes

touchdown, 13-0

how boring. let's get the utep/latech game going again plz

Edited by Rimbo

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Why are we seeing so much BAD football? From the NFL on down the line ...

wallow in it

 

 

utep qb 2/8 for 30 yards. now THAT'S football

THE MINERS CONVERT 3RD ON A DRAW PLAY LOLOLOL

why are you even defending the pass, LT?

Edit. Wrong thread

Edited by cabowabo

utep can't even complete passes to the other team

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Edit. Wrong thread

Yeah this is the shitty football thread

6 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Why are we seeing so much BAD football? From the NFL on down the line ...

Old people like me will say it's because they don't practice enough, are more worried about looking good, and they don't really care about the game anymore. But I'm sure it's something more complex.

the professionalism in the ads shames the product on the gridiron

i can see why cumbie went to la tech

la tech's just like Texas Tech, but with more gumbo and fewer teeth

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Old people like me will say it's because they don't practice enough, are more worried about looking good, and they don't really care about the game anymore. But I'm sure it's something more complex.

how you supposed to look good if you don't practice?

 

checkmate, atheists

if you made a drinking game out of this

take a drink for every completed pass more than 5 yards

would you still be able to drive legally and safely afterwards? i say yes

yep still sober, and toothless tech is punting

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i can see why cumbie went to la tech

la tech's just like Texas Tech, but with more gumbo and fewer teeth

how you supposed to look good if you don't practice?

 

checkmate, atheists

By wearing the right shoes and chain with your uniform.

Edited by Brothahorn

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

By wearing the right shoes and chain with your uniform.

you're weird

utep wisely choose to run the ball into a wall of white jerseys for three straight downs

time for another punt

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Utahs qb is awful. No way they score 2 TDs on offense

I'm watching 2 games. One one out of 4 qbs can complete a pass

how did Utah get ranked #10?

just asking questions

LOLOL LA TECH HAS A WR NAMED SMOKE

 

my old CAT was named smoke

With how many targeting calls I've been seeing, Sark better tell our guys to be extra careful in the 2nd half tomorrow... It'd be very on-brand for the Big 12 to hit someone crucial like Ford or Jahdae with targeting and a first half suspension for OU....

there are no more football plays in this game, only penalty flags

Edited by Rimbo

switched to watching baseball

there's more scoring

Brando is such a fucking moron. He refers to a Navy Commander on the sideline as a "Midshipman".

OK, baseball game's over. Back to these shitshows. :D

Look on the bright side, Utes. Nobody fucking watched you lay a goose egg on national TV except sick fucks like me who get off it.

We would mudhole both these teams. Fuck the national talking heads talking up Utah as a playoff team. 

The way Cincy is playing has me even more convinced that OU is going to get skull fucked next week. 

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN

UTEP COMPLETED A FORWARD PASS!!!

clock operator not quite on top of that snap

i mean they're still fucked but whatever

UTEP #0 dancing around on the sidelines like there isn't only 40 seconds left.

that must be why they gave him #0... his IQ

LA Tech DB with the DPI, speaking of low football IQ. Like UTEP could catch it.

Rushing the field for a Johnny come lately. Field rushing has lost it significance.

counterpoint: oregon state and washington state should rush the field for every pac win they get this year since they're the only ones out in conference realignment so far. 

you're weird
utep wisely choose to run the ball into a wall of white jerseys for three straight downs
time for another punt
Yeah. John Travolta's best movie is From Paris with Love.

Wax on muthafucka.
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20 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Yeah. John Travolta's best movie is From Paris with Love.

Luc Besson didn't do much worth bothering about since The Fifth Element. And Pulp Fiction is better than anything Besson did after that. So I'm just gonna have to... agree to disagree with you there.

14 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Luc Besson didn't do much worth bothering about since The Fifth Element. And Pulp Fiction is better than anything Besson did after that. So I'm just gonna have to... agree to disagree with you there.

Yeah.  Nothing much besides writing and producing Transporter 1-3, Hitman, Columbiana, Taken 1-3(3 did suck). PF may get all the love but it wasn't close to his best. And it had the bullshit QT effect at the time.

 

Don't let me forget about Kiss of the Dragon. Another great guy movie.

Edited by Brothahorn

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Same old Utah!

They probably will still beat USC and Oregon 

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