October 1, 20232 yr Donate to the Texas One Fund for a chance to pose with a hottie. No thanks. I prefer blondes, but you do you.
October 1, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Crapinon said: I'm thinking this. FUCK. YEAH. coming out of the tunnel: ” now your messin’ with a son of a bitch!!!” IM IN!!! Edited October 1, 20232 yr by Lhorn
October 1, 20232 yr 30 minutes ago, UTEE97 said: Donate to the Texas One Fund for a chance to pose with a hottie. Both tacos?
October 1, 20232 yr 34 minutes ago, BabaYaga said: Clown penis. because when you see this defense, we want you confused, disoriented, and scared. Like you would be. If you ever saw a clowns penis. Personal experience?
October 1, 20232 yr 42 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said: Offense dominated except a few red zone failures. Missed field goals. Defense gave up a long pass, fluke fumble, and some option runs. It was more of an ass kicking than the score showed, imo. And then there was Rock Chalk's version ... Quote Kansas fans should feel positive about the game which was much closer than the final score indicates. KU went on the road against the #3 team in the nation with their backup quarterback and held their own for most of the game. although to be fair, the title of the article was closer to the mark: Texas Grills Kansas, 40-14 - Rock Chalk Talk
October 1, 20232 yr Popular Post 1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said: Adios Kansas. Probably never play you in football ever again. I will say, though, everything I saw from their coaches leading up to the game and afterwards has been complimentary of Texas. Postgame, Leipold was asked why they struggled against the run again and his answer, combined with his tone, was basically “Because they’re really fucking good.”
October 1, 20232 yr Just now, Doc Daneeka said: I will say, though, everything I saw from their coaches leading up to the game and afterwards has been complimentary of Texas. Postgame, Leipold was asked why they struggled against the run again and his answer, combined with his tone, was basically “Because they’re really fucking good.” Yeah I don’t mind KU much. They’re trying to upgrade and the new Big 12 will need it.
October 1, 20232 yr Popular Post 39 minutes ago, UTEE97 said: Donate to the Texas One Fund for a chance to pose with a hottie. 2,1
October 1, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, sith_horn said: And then there was Rock Chalk's version ... although to be fair, the title of the article was closer to the mark: Texas Grills Kansas, 40-14 - Rock Chalk Talk Kansas didn’t hold their own, they got pushed around all day and Texas demonstrated red zone problems that have been around all season except for Baylor.
October 1, 20232 yr 40 minutes ago, UTEE97 said: Donate to the Texas One Fund for a chance to pose with a hottie. X, 1
October 1, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said: if he goes we would be undisputed RBU… 3 of last three running backs would be in the league That seems like it's good, to me. Is that good? 1 hour ago, B00M said: I mean he’s not really wrong, just silly to talk about Bama right now Texas is so good we can play like shit and still make it laughable It really is cool to win by that margin given some things that went on during this game. 56 minutes ago, Michael Knight said: This one never gets old. 44 minutes ago, Js1 said: Just go after whatever kicker Mack recruits. this gif 20 minutes ago, Horndog said: I'll take a Happy Feller and a Russell Erxleben. Erxleben minus the extortion... 18 minutes ago, Lhorn said: 661… damn… This is how you win a football game. Edited October 1, 20232 yr by jw4381
October 1, 20232 yr Popular Post Can we dip into the Burnt Ends fund and send Immamac to a dog groomer? Edited October 1, 20232 yr by Deej
October 1, 20232 yr 18 hours ago, StassneyHorn said: Man eater is what you call women who gobble up a bunch of dick I thought we called that South Austin's mom? Edited October 1, 20232 yr by Spider2YBanana
October 1, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Deej said: Can we dip into the Burnt Ends fund and send Immamac to a dog groomer? ..and parvo shot too, just to be on the safe side.
October 1, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, Js1 said: Yeah I don’t mind KU much. They’re trying to upgrade and the new Big 12 will need it. plus basketball. KU is a great bb program barometer. Edited October 1, 20232 yr by Mdhorn
October 1, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Deej said: Can we dip into the Burnt Ends fund and send Immamac to a dog groomer? He should manscape that face as part of the promotion.
October 1, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Dbeasy said: Is anyone else getting erect over this team? Anyone? I’m trying to think about baseball but it’s not working. Well duh. Everybody knows you think about baseball to prevent ejaculation, not to prevent an erection. @Dbeasy
October 1, 20232 yr 13 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said: Kansas didn’t hold their own, they got pushed around all day and Texas demonstrated red zone problems that have been around all season except for Baylor. Strange game, you're right we dominated everything but were only up 6 late in the third. I was having flashbacks.
October 1, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, ATXbronco said: I didn't even notice the "previous two games" stats but nice catch on that! 324 yards over the last two games, don't pay attention to what ESPN said. edit: for Jonathan Brooks It was saying the last 2 games (Baylor and Wyoming) vs today.
October 1, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, MotownHorn said: 1) what a stupid half 2) we should win by 20+ 3) that said I hate letting them hang around My halftime post No lies detected
October 1, 20232 yr 38 minutes ago, Horndog said: I'll take a Happy Feller and a Russell Erxleben. And Rooster Andrews, yo! 🤘🏻
October 1, 20232 yr This team is reminding me of Texas teams from days gone by. Can play like shit at times, have crazy shit happen (not the good kind) yet still pull off a dominant win over a decent team[emoji869]
October 1, 20232 yr 42 minutes ago, Horndog said: I'll take a Happy Feller and a Russell Erxleben. Donnie Wigginton
October 1, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, UTEE97 said: Donate to the Texas One Fund for a chance to pose with a hottie. Definitely doesn't shave.
October 1, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said: Hey Burt Auburn… Maybe Burt needs to get haircut?
October 1, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, ztejas said: Why the fuck would you read that shit. It’s good for laughs! And to see how we live rent free in their heads with almost every school represented on those pages. Especially UGA fans. Edited October 1, 20232 yr by Nueces River Rat
October 1, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Wishbone said: My favorite is - “how about no stupid nickname” State jail felony?
October 1, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, sith_horn said: I imagine some are also unimpressed with the name Kansas and not giving them credit for being a pretty good football team, which they are. Unless someone left on our schedule has the light switch come on, Kansas has the best offense we will face this regular season (possibly post season also). It's not surprising they kept it close the first half. Most decent teams in the Big 12 are going to. We will see the some super human (CO vs USC) type of shit until we finally wear them down and break them. Especially after we mudhole Mobilehoma next week. Not only do they all want to give us a ding on the way out, but knocking us out of playoff contention is the wettest of wet dreams for the B12 schools. It will be like the old SWC days when every conference game was THE RIVALRY game for the other school.
October 1, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Gaffords said: Unless someone left on our schedule has the light switch come on, Kansas has the best offense we will face this regular season (possibly post season also). It's not surprising they kept it close the first half. Most decent teams in the Big 12 are going to. We will see the some super human (CO vs USC) type of shit until we finally wear them down and break them. Especially after we mudhole Mobilehoma next week. Not only do they all want to give us a ding on the way out, but knocking us out of playoff contention is the wettest of wet dreams for the B12 schools. It will be like the old SWC days when every conference game was THE RIVALRY game for the other school. One might, imo, reasonably argue that Texas kept it close in the first half.
October 1, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Michael Knight said: Hahaha. The Dr Pepper commercial is perfect.... "Guys it was only the first play of the game (season)
October 1, 20232 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, UTEE97 said: Donate to the Texas One Fund for a chance to pose with a hottie. John Lennon really let himself go towards the end.
October 1, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, gofuckyourself said: Quinn "Bala Dos" Ewers Quinn “The Eskimo” Ewers!
October 1, 20232 yr Popular Post 3 hours ago, Js1 said: Just another game where everyone had their panties up their cracks and we took care of business I avoid in-game threads at all costs. They're like being stuck between 10 of the most negative chuckle-fucks you inevitably get stuck next to at any Texas game you attend. You know the cunt. He's constantly declaring the end of the world any time a play isn't 110% in Texas' favor. A football game is 60 minutes, but reading a game thread, you'd think every single minute is a fucking catastrophe.
October 1, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said: I avoid in-game threads at all costs. They're like being stuck between 10 of the most negative chuckle-fucks you inevitably get stuck next to at any Texas game you attend. You know the cunt. He's constantly declaring the end of the world any time a play isn't 110% in Texas' favor. A football game is 60 minutes, but reading a game thread, you'd think every single minute is a fucking catastrophe. It’s end if the world after one snap
October 1, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: It’s end if the world after one snap Try before the game starts.
October 1, 20232 yr 21 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said: I avoid in-game threads at all costs. They're like being stuck between 10 of the most negative chuckle-fucks you inevitably get stuck next to at any Texas game you attend. You know the cunt. He's constantly declaring the end of the world any time a play isn't 110% in Texas' favor. A football game is 60 minutes, but reading a game thread, you'd think every single minute is a fucking catastrophe. So you know my FIL. After the first series, every game is "over".
October 1, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said: I avoid in-game threads at all costs. They're like being stuck between 10 of the most negative chuckle-fucks you inevitably get stuck next to at any Texas game you attend. You know the cunt. He's constantly declaring the end of the world any time a play isn't 110% in Texas' favor. A football game is 60 minutes, but reading a game thread, you'd think every single minute is a fucking catastrophe. welp, when sideshow missed his 2nd kick, it was pretty much feeling catastrophic
October 1, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Valmy77 said: We need possessions more than field position. Agreed, but it’s been a problem all year. They are giving up a lot of field position. Shouldn’t be too much to ask to field the punt in the air. Might come back to bite them at some point. Certainly didn’t matter in this game.
October 1, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said: And Rooster Andrews, yo! 🤘🏻 I approve this message.
October 1, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: welp, when sideshow missed his 2nd kick, it was pretty much feeling catastrophic Can we not go buy another kicker? 2 hours ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said: And Rooster Andrews, yo! 🤘🏻 My senior year of high school job. Loved it.
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