October 1, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Deej said: Can we dip into the Burnt Ends fund and send Immamac to a dog groomer? The good ole “shave his ass make him walk backwards” cut…
October 1, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, TexArcher said: Fucking tackled from behind right in front of the ref, lmaoooooooo What part of this scenario is new or surprising? There is no “incompetence, only B12 fuckery, now amplified on the farewell tour.It’s really not funny but pathetic and to me Texas only counter weapon is to stiff them on the exit payment.
October 1, 20232 yr Popular Post Just got home. We kicked their ass. Was hot as balls. Insanely hot in the 1Q. The ass was very impressive- nothing like staring at short skirts and sundresses with boots… We’re winning the whole thing.
October 1, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, UTEE97 said: Damn you, ESPN!!! Glad we finally got rid of the stupid collar logo, but is anyone else by annoyed by the fat/bulky TEXAS font on our current uniforms? Should've never fucked with perfection.
October 1, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, ATXbronco said: Blue transfers out and becomes a #1 option at Kansas next year (hope he stays) Congrats to this fella... Seems to me that “Brooks was here “ is too understated…..”Brooks stomped here” is more accurate. 5 hours ago, Laxtonto said: Sudden onset of unclean, impure thoughts…..
October 1, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, UTEE97 said: We should be #1 next week based on our resume, but it won't happen. There is a chance we move up to #2. do not want # 1 spot until the final game.
October 1, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, El Squared said: do not want # 1 spot until the final game. If we beat OU the media frenzy will be in overdrive
October 1, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said: I wasn’t able to watch a second of the game. Can I get a two or three sentence summary and if the score shows the asskicking it was? Jalon Daniels out. Oh no, we suck again? Nah, all good.
October 1, 20232 yr Jalon Daniels out. Oh no, we suck again? Nah, all good.Nailed it. The freakout at 13-7 was marvelous.
October 1, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Gaffords said: Unless someone left on our schedule has the light switch come on, Kansas has the best offense we will face this regular season (possibly post season also). It's not surprising they kept it close the first half. Most decent teams in the Big 12 are going to. We will see the some super human (CO vs USC) type of shit until we finally wear them down and break them. Especially after we mudhole Mobilehoma next week. Not only do they all want to give us a ding on the way out, but knocking us out of playoff contention is the wettest of wet dreams for the B12 schools. It will be like the old SWC days when every conference game was THE RIVALRY game for the other school. After OU, the only game that really makes me a little bit nervous is BYU. Something about their 30 year old bionic quarterbacks seemed to give us fits in the past. I think we are better equipped to handle them this time around, though.
October 1, 20232 yr 35 minutes ago, TXpride said: Glad we finally got rid of the stupid collar logo, but is anyone else by annoyed by the fat/bulky TEXAS font on our current uniforms? Should've never fucked with perfection. Yes. Thank God the collar logo was finally taken off. 2005-2009 were the best by far. I miss that font on the TEXAS. Edited October 1, 20232 yr by Wilcox Cummingtonite
October 1, 20232 yr 18 minutes ago, Deej said: "Texas beat a basketball school. Not impressed." - aggy What kinda school was Miami? A sand castle school with enough to beat Agros…. Oh oh , STFU aggy!
October 1, 20232 yr Popular Post You can put your ptsd away for good. That was a beat down. Let me summarize. No, it wasn't a cumfest, td fiesta every drive. But it was still a beat down. It was never in doubt. Never. 661 total yards. Didn't punt once. Not once. They ran like, what, one play on our side of the 50? KAN 3rd down efficiency 0-8 KAN 4th down efficiency 0-2 Time of possession? Texas 40:26 KU 19:34 Brooks - 218 rushing Mitchell- 141- rec Worthy- 93 rec Ewers- 325/1 2rushTD Yes, Auburn needs to step up on clutch kicks. Yes, we all love the 70-0 massacres. But this was a beat down. It was never close. It was never in doubt. YOU might have doubted it, but Leipold never did. He knew the outcome every minute. Fuck ou. You're next.
October 1, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Deej said: Personal experience? Every time that I look in the mirror ...
October 1, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, SKA the boss said: You can put your ptsd away for good. That was a beat down. Let me summarize. No, it wasn't a cumfest, td fiesta every drive. But it was still a beat down. It was never in doubt. Never. 661 total yards. Didn't punt once. Not once. They ran like, what, one play on our side of the 50? KAN 3rd down efficiency 0-8 KAN 4th down efficiency 0-2 Time of possession? Texas 40:26 KU 19:34 Brooks - 218 rushing Mitchell- 141- rec Worthy- 93 rec Ewers- 325/1 2rushTD Yes, Auburn needs to step up on clutch kicks. Yes, we all love the 70-0 massacres. But this was a beat down. It was never close. It was never in doubt. YOU might have doubted it, but Leipold never did. He knew the outcome every minute. Fuck ou. You're next.
October 1, 20232 yr Popular Post 16 minutes ago, SKA the boss said: Let me summarize. No, it wasn't a cumfest, Speak for yourself.
October 1, 20232 yr 47 minutes ago, orangebird said: After OU, the only game that really makes me a little bit nervous is BYU. Something about their 30 year old bionic quarterbacks seemed to give us fits in the past. I think we are better equipped to handle them this time around, though. I still wake up in a cold sweat from that game 10 years ago when we gave up 550 yards rushing to them and Mack was so pissed he fired Manny Diaz and hired Greg Robinson --- after the season was underway.
October 1, 20232 yr Popular Post 2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said: I still wake up in a cold sweat from that game 10 years ago when we gave up 550 yards rushing to them and Mack was so pissed he fired Manny Diaz and hired Greg Robinson --- after the season was underway.
October 1, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, UTEE97 said: Damn you, ESPN!!! Dumbfucks at ESPN got the wrong year in the pic of Colt. We played in that Tostitos Fiesta Bowl in Jan 2009, but that was for the 2008 season. That fucking Tostitos logo gives me rage and makes me remember 45-35. Fuck OU and the BCS
October 1, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, MrBig said: Dumbfucks at ESPN got the wrong year in the pic of Colt. We played in that Tostitos Fiesta Bowl in Jan 2009, but that was for the 2008 season. That fucking Tostitos logo gives me rage and makes me remember 45-35. Fuck OU and the BCS That was Colt's last season as a college player. Interestingly, this might be his last as a professional. Texas had been in slumber all through his professional career. With Colt's retirement, the curse might finally be over.
October 1, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, UTEE97 said: That was Colt's last season as a college player. Interestingly, this might be his last as a professional. Texas had been in slumber all through his professional career. With Colt's retirement, the curse might finally be over. What? Colt’s last season was in 2009. The 2009 season had the championship game in Jan 2010. This photo of Colt at the Fiesta Bowl is from the year before when we got Crabtreed by the Pirate. We beat OU 45-35 that year and still got fucked. Some ESPN intern probably saw that this game was played in 2009 and used that photo from the wrong year.
October 1, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, orangebird said: After OU, the only game that really makes me a little bit nervous is BYU. Something about their 30 year old bionic quarterbacks seemed to give us fits in the past. I think we are better equipped to handle them this time around, though. Their quarterback is Jewish. Texas will be fine. No magical Mormon shit this year from the qb.
October 1, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, NYCHORN2013 said: Good news I was surprised no reporter at the presser asked about Ryan Watts. Hopefully someone does on Monday
October 1, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, MrBig said: What? Colt’s last season was in 2009. The 2009 season had the championship game in Jan 2010. This photo of Colt at the Fiesta Bowl is from the year before when we got Crabtreed by the Pirate. We beat OU 45-35 that year and still got fucked. Some ESPN intern probably saw that this game was played in 2009 and used that photo from the wrong year. We're undefeated into October bitches!
October 1, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, BurntOrangeAss said: Alabama is 4-1 Wyoming is 4-1 Kansas is 4-1 Rice is surprisingly 3-2 as well. Our resume is solid.
October 1, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, pops said: Their quarterback is Jewish. Texas will be fine. No magical Mormon shit this year from the qb.
October 1, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, pops said: Their quarterback is Jewish. Texas will be fine. No magical Mormon shit this year from the qb. Mormon and Jewish...Does that mean he will have like eight Jewish mother in laws?
October 1, 20232 yr 15 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said: We have our own white running qb. How bout that KU's QB my guy!!
October 1, 20232 yr What a game. Watched it at sports bar in Milwaukee with buddies. Great win vs team that was getting ton of love. Texas D is good. Just athletes all over. Holding Kansas to zero 3rd down conversions was awesome. Hook’em Horns baby!! LFG.
October 1, 20232 yr 9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: So you know my FIL. After the first series, every game is "over". @GreenspointTexas is your father-in-law?
October 1, 20232 yr The defense is so damn good. One brain fart on the long pass for the TD but everything else was so damn good, especially on 3rd down. I was amazed how close the game felt which made no sense given the yardage disparity. Very happy Sark stuck with Brooks, especially since Kansas was letting us take what we wanted on the ground. Then we dominated in the 2nd half like we should. Bring on those landthieving shitasses.
October 1, 20232 yr Brooks/Baxter will each get 100yds in Dallas. Worthy gets a house call on a 50+ yd TD Dillon Gabriel leaves game in 2nd q with acute vaginitis and a bum knee.
October 1, 20232 yr 12 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said: One might, imo, reasonably argue that Texas kept it close in the first half. Like orcas playing with their food…..
October 1, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, Deej said: "Texas beat a basketball school. Not impressed." - aggy aggy beat a track school, big deal!
October 1, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, SKA the boss said: You can put your ptsd away for good. That was a beat down. Let me summarize. No, it wasn't a cumfest, td fiesta every drive. But it was still a beat down. It was never in doubt. Never. It was never in doubt. YOU might have doubted it, but Leipold never did. He knew the outcome every minute. Fuck ou. You're next.
October 1, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, MrBig said: Dumbfucks at ESPN got the wrong year in the pic of Colt. We played in that Tostitos Fiesta Bowl in Jan 2009, but that was for the 2008 season. That fucking Tostitos logo gives me rage and makes me remember 45-35. Fuck OU and the BCS
October 1, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said: And OU’s is 13-12 Our competition has been loads better
October 1, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Js1 said: And OU’s is 13-12 Our competition has been loads better Another reason we will pump some loads into gooner….
October 1, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, pops said: Their quarterback is Jewish. Texas will be fine. No magical Mormon shit this year from the qb. the brethren consider themselves the direct bloodline descendants of The God of Abraham Jewish QBs are dunkable, alive or in arrears ptsd remains at defcon 3
October 1, 20232 yr 55 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: the brethren consider themselves the direct bloodline descendants of The God of Abraham Jewish QBs are dunkable, alive or in arrears ptsd remains at defcon 3 Your knowledge of the church is fascinating and scary at the same time. My Alma matter snapped taysom's leg. Twice. So I hang my hat on that.
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