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We are trying so hard to give this game away! Paging Bill from Sinton to help bring some focusness.

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So many points being left off the board. This game really shouldn’t be as close as it is.

Defense better wake the fuck up.

team needs someone to show some leadership on both sides. absolutely no fire right now

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Not saying they’re going to lose, but they’re certainly following the recipe

Yeah, I don't like how this game is shaping up.

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Fuck you bert. 

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5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Well we just tried and failed 🤷‍♂️Womp Womp 

We tried it with the freshman that is dancing around. 

The only way we are gonna score is long busted plays 

It's wild to have Worthy, Mitchell, and Whittington and not be able to throw the ball down field. 

Every damn game is a trap game. 
With bloU coming up next week and Kansas having a decent team...this is trappier than most.

Sark has an acute case of Mackovickian Syndrome.

ASST: "Coach, Brooks is gashing the other team on the ground. He's unstoppable. Averaging almost 14 yards whenever he touches the ball."

SARK: "Excellent. Let's pass more."

 

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Maybe it's time for Bert Auburn to get a fucking grown-up's haircut, too.

I’m really surprised by the lack of burst from Baxter.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

 Typical sark.

This is how you get to 7 wins

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

 Typical sark.

Snapping balls over the QB's head and missing FGs?

All Sark, all the time.

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Fuck it, no more field goals. Bert can't hit em. He's straight up trash

You can't hurt his feelings. No soul. 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

I would rather the kickers kick be totally off than what Bert does.

his start straight... then veer off to the wrong direction about halfway through the air

Is there any wind at all?

Bert regressing to what we thought he would be.  

Championship level d. Everything else meh.

I did love the discussion on comparing this team to the 05 team. That was fun.

Other than turnovers , this is how you lose games you shouldn’t. Don’t get the points you should.

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Auburn 17- Georgia 10.  UCF 28- Baylor 7

The second score isn’t a surprise. Baylor sucks ass

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Get a haircut. You look like a moron. 

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Damn we're way too fucking sloppy. 2 missed FG. Interception before half. Early snap over the QBs head. That's the shit that combined gets you beat. I knew we would only lose this game if we make stupid mistakes and give it away. 

Had over 300 yds offense in the first half and only 13 pts. That's bad execution. 

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Sark has an acute case of Mackovician Syndrome.

Too soon...

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I would rather the kickers kick be totally off than what Bert does.

his start straight... then veer off to the wrong direction about halfway through the air

fuckin whiffle ball kicker

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Man this is a recipe for an upset. Almost 500 yards of offense and 20 points. 

If we don’t get a couple of sacks, it’s going to be.

We’re going to choke this one away and it will be squarely on coaching 

We’re crushing TOP on a backup QB and are in danger of trailing next series 

1 minute ago, B00M said:

Bert is the clearest problem on the team right now. He’s not winning a big game for us 

Dude plays like someone gave him the ojo.

 

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Sark has an acute case of Mackovician Syndrome.

ASST: "Coach, Brooks is gashing the other team on the ground. He's unstoppable. Averaging almost 14 yards whenever he touches the ball."

SARK: "Excellent. Let's pass more."

 

That’s not fair. Baxter got some carries. Maybe katfid is sark?

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Get a haircut. You look like a moron. 

It’s only cool when your kicking game winners

5 possessions in KU's territory and only 13 points (excluding the long Brooks TD).

That's how you keep a team in the game. 

1 minute ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

It's wild to have Worthy, Mitchell, and Whittington and not be able to throw the ball down field. 

Thank you.  WTF is wrong with this fucking offense?

Just now, bigcigar said:

This is how you get to 7 wins

I think we should ban your ass as soon as we get to 8 wins (again).

Shitty ass punk bitch sec schools have kickers that hit 50 yards with ease btw

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Snapping balls over the QB's head and missing FGs?

All Sark, all the time.

Seriously.  I always seem to forget how many fucking idiots are on this board until I read a game thread.

Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

It's wild to have Worthy, Mitchell, and Whittington and not be able to throw the ball down field. 

You mean completed. It goes down the field. 

at worst should be up by 12.

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Is there any wind at all?

I think the announcers said slight wind. 

I’m confused by the lack of pressure by the dline

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