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For the majority of the game, I thought they were calling him Burnt Auburn

I'm a fan of Ewers acting like he doesn't give a shit post TD.

Just now, ztejas said:

Lol that KU DB was pissed.

You're just getting beat by a better team, kid. Y'all have played well.

This. We’re better than pretty much every team. We just are a loaded roster. I will say if Daniels had played they have more points but we just kick it into another gear in the 4th and most teams can’t hang with us.

Love seeing Quinn step into throws.

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Yall can pull out your tampons now

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The problem with Baxter is too much dancing. There a huge holes and Brooks is hitting them. 

Yep. He looked more decisive in the Rice game, but he’s been banged up since then. I don’t think he’s 100% yet. Brooks is showing incredible vision. He’s hitting the hole fast and making the right decision almost every time. He’s been so impressive the last few games. 

3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Watching the offense, it's very clear that Sark is calling plays conservatively based on the score of the game and having an elite defense. I'm all for it. 

This guy gets it. Sark is playing for next week.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

19 point lead with 2 missed FGs and turnover to end the half. 

This could very well be 30. 

Story of the season so far.

Just like we drew it up. Close first half, wear them down and dominate the 3rd and 4th. 

That's the first time I remember seeing Ewers parents and sister. They don't get the Ehlinger mom screen time. 

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Nebraska is losing 38-0 at home. 

Just now, Kdub said:

Yall can pull out your tampons now

But I haven't soaked up all the vodka yet!

Just now, TexArcher said:

I'm starting to get a victory boner.

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It's not like we're playing down to an opponent, we just shoot ourselves the dick. Gotta clean that up before we fuck stomp ou 

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Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

It's not like we're playing down to an opponent, we just shoot oursein the dick. Gotta clean that up before we fuck stomp ou 

Defense really makes up for that. We can start slow offensively with how good this defense is 

Would prefer not to but still 

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fans look hot and sweaty. 

You could always throw them in Town Lake.

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Just like we drew it up. Close first half, wear them down and dominate the 3rd and 4th. 

That's the first time I remember seeing Ewers parents and sister. They don't get the Ehlinger mom screen time. 

  They are from Southlake.....and no good backstory.

Any intel on Blue or Red?

Why haven't they gotten any PT or touches today?

This old ass Bachelor dying during the show would be the only thing making watching these god damn commercials over and over again worth it.

What a beating.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I'm starting to get a victory boner.

 

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Time to head back to the tailgate and jerk off in the bushes

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fans look hot and sweaty. 

You cougar you. 

Yeah we are seeing some basics from the offense while we gauge parts of the offense. Should be interesting next Saturday.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nebraska is losing 38-0 at home. 

how much did they pay for Rhule again?

Just now, naija said:

how much did they pay for Rhule again?

I think like 3 billion.

Do it Auburn..

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5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fans look hot and sweaty. 

The defense makes me hot and sweaty

Brooks doesn't go down with first contact or shoestring tackles.  He loves splitting tacklers.  If there is two guys in front, he's running at and between them.  

alright   3rd and long coming up... lets shut this shit down boys

This D is absolutely disgusting. 

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