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Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight

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And he's listening to Creed while he does it.

Brent Venebles puts beans in his chili.

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Yeah, I see him all the time at Mopac and Slaughter 

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bret vernacular parks his cart on the other side of the aisle at HEB while crouching to examine the groceries on the bottom shelf

Brent Venables drives 55mph in the left lane next to a big rig while going up hill in a 70mph zone. 

bart venturi tips for feet while a camwhore is in the middle of her cumshow

britt valorhees stands in front of the coke fountain sipping on his diet for a minute while others wait for ice and soda.

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Brent Venables is glad Yoko broke up the Beatles so George Harrison could shine in his solo career.

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bart o'venables moans loudly at the bucc'ees urinals.

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Brent Venables canceled Firefly.

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BV really loves what Pat McAfee adds to College Gameday.  

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Brent Venables started a petition to make cleavage and yoga pants illegal.

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Brent Venables canceled Firefly.

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Bret Venereals cooks fish in the office microwave.

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bret vernables gets really excited for 'pumpkin spice season'

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Brent Venables thinks Lincoln Riley smokes a good brisket.

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Venables jacks off to gay porn non ironically 

 

 

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bretty venereal is going to miss the ghost runner in extra innings

Brent Venables thinks the posters on TexAgs are pretty smart people. 

Brent Venables threw a gender reveal party and it caused a forest fire. 

brahm venebles thinks the allstate podcast ad is insightful and hilarious

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Brett Venables thinks Tommy Tuberville is doing a good job. 

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Brent Venables thinks Lincoln Riley's brisket is moist.

brantly vinnables prefers the DQ menu in other states.

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Burnt Vegetables puts mayonnaise on hot dogs

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 BV’s best friend is a dildo with Bob Stoop’s face on it

Brent vendables is a coaching version of our punt return team 

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20 minutes ago, elfenix said:

bart o'venables moans loudly at the bucc'ees urinals.

Impossible, he pees sitting down

brim venndiagram remarks about how hot it is to the guys cutting his grass

Brent Venables buys kolaches at Buccees and eats them without warming them up. 

Burnt vegetables is primed to suck our dicks. He is also excited to do so.

Brent Venables wants to attack Candlestick Park with VX poison gas.

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Burnt Vegetables eats the urinal cakes at the Bucess's rest rooms.

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Brent Venables thinks the Texas/ou game should move to Jerryworld.

 

bretty vinables levers himself on the headrest of every seat in front of him when getting out of his window seat to go to the restroom

brinly vegetables prefers pro football

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