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Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight

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Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

BV wears socks in the shower.

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BV is the Toby Keith of Barry Switzers.

brint vegetables just called a greg davis 3rd down play

Brunt Vernacular doesn't tip his bartender for bringing a bottled beer, or he does, whichever one pisses y'all off more. Whatever.

BV thinks we need more octogenarians in Congress

Brett Vulnerable thinks Vegas Vacation is the best Vacation.

and Godfather III is the best Godfather.

Edited by mchookem

39 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Brent Venables leaves three squares of toilet paper on the roll.

If you shave your asshole, it's actually something one can work with. Not that I would know.

23 minutes ago, 77horn said:

Brent Venables thinks Lincoln Riley's brisket is moist.

If a rare brisket is what you're looking for, well...

16 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Brent Venebales likes OU so much he went back

Burn gif

 

 

 

Bunk Viable is the human equivalent of a participation trophy.

brant variable rounds up to the next $5 to tip the delivery driver of ou's pregame meal

 

edit: damnit @gofuckyourself already did a tipping one

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29 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Brent Venables buys kolaches at Buccees and eats them without warming them up. 

Brent Venables avoids Allsups chimichangas because they make him gassy.

Venables thinks Dallas is down to earth and not pretentious.

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

BV thinks Taylor Swift has a curvy ass.

post is worthless without pics

38 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Impossible, he pees sitting down

Brett Venables pees sitting down on the urinals at Buccees 

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7 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

post is worthless without pics

 

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brint venereals enjoys political ads for elections that are *checks notes* over a year away

Broke Vaginal thinks mayo has the perfect amount of spice to pour over enchiladas.

Brent Venables thinks Conan the Destroyer is better than Conan the Barbarian.

BV leaves his car while pumping gas at a full station. He just has to “drop a quick deuce”

brint venereals hands out miniature bibles for halloween

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

Brett Vulnerable thinks Vegas Vacation is the best Vacation

Definitely not the worst, and had the hottest daughter. 

Brent Venables drives to work singing “BK, have it my way . . . I rule!”

Brent Venables hates bidets. He uses napkins from McDonalds and then puts them back in the dispenser. 

Brent Venables eats all of the pecans off the top of the pecan pie.

Brent Venereal has principles. He refuses to return carts to the cart bay at the grocery store because "thats what they pay the workers for".

Brent Veneral orders virgin skinny margaritas rimmed with sugar.

Brent Vegetables thinks GOT season 5 was by far the best and wrapped things up nicely.

Breath Ventable blows out the candles of random kids' birthday cakes.

Brent Venables thinks Jeff Fisher was a great coach and honorable man.

Brent Venables picks bluebonnets to weave into a crown for his Instagram pics. 

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

 

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To be fair, plenty of people on this site think that is the body if a goddess.

Vent Bendables thinks Hayden Christensen deserved an Oscar for his portrayal of Anakin Skywalker.

1 minute ago, idigTexas said:

Vent Bendables thinks Hayden Christensen deserved an Oscar for his portrayal of Anakin Skywalker.

Brent Venables loves sand, specifically because it's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere.

BV thinks the State Farm Mahomes MaAuto ad is the height of comedy.

Brent Venables doesn't prefer the traditional ou main course of dicks but instead prefers pickled hairy balls with a side of taint jerky that has been sourced from organic Okie trailer parks.

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