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Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight

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#57

Brett Vulnerable thinks Vegas Vacation is the best Vacation.

and Godfather III is the best Godfather.

Edited by mchookem

#58
39 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Brent Venables leaves three squares of toilet paper on the roll.

If you shave your asshole, it's actually something one can work with. Not that I would know.

23 minutes ago, 77horn said:

Brent Venables thinks Lincoln Riley's brisket is moist.

If a rare brisket is what you're looking for, well...

16 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Brent Venebales likes OU so much he went back

Burn gif

 

 

 

Bunk Viable is the human equivalent of a participation trophy.

#60

brant variable rounds up to the next $5 to tip the delivery driver of ou's pregame meal

 

edit: damnit @gofuckyourself already did a tipping one

Edited by elfenix

#63
29 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Brent Venables buys kolaches at Buccees and eats them without warming them up. 

Brent Venables avoids Allsups chimichangas because they make him gassy.

#65
5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

BV thinks Taylor Swift has a curvy ass.

post is worthless without pics

#66
38 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Impossible, he pees sitting down

Brett Venables pees sitting down on the urinals at Buccees 

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#67
7 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

post is worthless without pics

 

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#68

brint venereals enjoys political ads for elections that are *checks notes* over a year away

#74
1 hour ago, mchookem said:

Brett Vulnerable thinks Vegas Vacation is the best Vacation

Definitely not the worst, and had the hottest daughter. 

#79

Brent Venables hates bidets. He uses napkins from McDonalds and then puts them back in the dispenser. 

#90

Brent Vegetables thinks GOT season 5 was by far the best and wrapped things up nicely.

#94

Brent Venables picks bluebonnets to weave into a crown for his Instagram pics. 

#98
1 minute ago, idigTexas said:

Vent Bendables thinks Hayden Christensen deserved an Oscar for his portrayal of Anakin Skywalker.

Brent Venables loves sand, specifically because it's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere.

#99

BV thinks the State Farm Mahomes MaAuto ad is the height of comedy.

#100

Brent Venables doesn't prefer the traditional ou main course of dicks but instead prefers pickled hairy balls with a side of taint jerky that has been sourced from organic Okie trailer parks.

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