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Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight

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Brent Venables puts ketchup on his smoked brisket.

Brent Venables writes fan letters to Kevin Mar.

Brent Venables wears Crocs with socks.

Brent Venables pulls into the left turn lane to turn right.

Brent Venables goes speeding down the chicken lane to pass slow traffic.

Just now, ChickenSandwich said:

Brent Venables Wrestles his daddy naked. 

Stop crying and fight your father!

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

To be fair, plenty of people on this site think that is the body if a goddess.

Fans of anorexics?

Brent Venables' favorite hobby is shoving things up his ass and then telling the doctors "It was a one in a million shot, doc". 

Brandt Vaginables thinks Bunny is a marvelous and free-spirited woman, of whom we are all very proud. 

BV wants Roseanne Barr to sing the national anthem, and Beth Mowins to call the play by play.

He also sends Art Briles Christmas cards. 

Brandt Vaginables thinks Bunny is a marvelous and free-spirited woman, of whom we are all very proud. 

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Brent Venables’ favorite band is Winger.

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Brent Venables wears a cod piece to watch superhero movies. 

It's the smallest cod piece they make. 

Bent Vaginables likes to take it in the arse from Texas.

Brent Venables puts ketchup on his Fletchers corn dog.  He asks for plastic cup in place of wax cup.

Brent Venables thinks dinosaur bones were planted by round-earthers 

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Brent Venables is on the board of your HOA.

Brent Venables turned me into a newt!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i got better...

3 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

BV picks all the green m&ms out and shoves them up his ass. 

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Brent Venables pulls up to the Costco gas pumps on the wrong side.

5 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Burnt Vegetables puts mayonnaise on hot dogs

That's not mayonaise.

BV picks all the green m&ms out and shoves them up his ass. 

Fellas, we have us a “NowThis” sighting.

Venables recommends Lincoln Riley’s brisket for catering.

BV takes the last paper towel off the roll in the office break room and doesn’t replace the roll. 

…and when I see him in my office Monday, I’m going punch him in the face 

Brent venables poops facing the tank and wipes back to front while standing.  Then sniffs the paper. 

Brent Venables eats all of the pecans off the top of the pecan pie.

He also insists on calling them pee-cans
6 hours ago, TexArcher said:

And he's listening to Nickelback while he does it.

FIFY

Lulz.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Brent venables poops facing the tank and wipes back to front while standing.  Then sniffs the paper. 

That's oddly specific.

 

Burned venereal uses liquid smoke

Brent Venables leaked the orange juice futures report.

Butt vibrator insists the fight attendants list all the drink options available while ordering on a flight. Then he just gets water

BV thinks Ticketmaster should raise their convenience fees on e-tickets you store on your phone.

25 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

BV thinks Ticketmaster should raise their convenience fees on e-tickets you store on your phone.

Dude.  There's are limits to this exercise 

Brick Virulent drives slowly for miles, notices you passing him in the left lane, then speeds up.

You notice he drives a cybertruck, which he thinks looks "so friggin cool."

BV puts a $20 bill in the jukebox and plays Terry Bradshaw's Greatest Hits all the way through.

Brent V makes smores with white crackers, mayo, and white chocolate.

Brent Venables pays at grocery stores using personal checks.

And doesn’t start to write the check until all the food is scanned.

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

BV named his toes so that he can talk to them while he paints his toenails. 

Rex Ryan says "HI!".

brandt venereals prefers "red river rivalry" to "red river shootout" and "red river showdown"

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