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Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight

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20 hours ago, El Squared said:

BV eats hot dogs off the rollers in convenience stores at the end of the day 

Hold on- I thought this was the thread where we insult him…?  

bv couldn't score with south austin's mom

 

Edited by Shaggy3.0

Brent Venasshole stands in the isle talking loudly on his phone while fumbling aimlessly through the wrong overhead bin when everyone is trying to get off the plane.  

Brent Venables facetimes at the grocery store

BV prefers In-N-Out over Whataburger

BV eats mayo on his fletchers

BV wishes it was going to be 105 degrees at kickoff

BV wants to move the game to Jerryworld

 

Brett venables uses a spatula instead of his fingers to flip tortillas

Brandt Vanerial calls breakfast tacos burritos.

BV prefers Tom Thumb over HEB.

BV drives a Ram 1500 with his tow mirrors out 24/7.

BV parks at the diesel pump to walk inside and get gas station pizza.

Plummer's hate going to BV's house because his sewer line is always clogged with loads of the gerbils.

BV wears his visors upside down and backwards then uses his hand to shield the sun from his eyes. 
 

BV runs HUNH offense all the time then tells his defensive players to pull an LSU to stop the other team from going fast. 

When BV says he humped his side piece , he means his grandmother’s mahogany end table.

BV eats pieces of sh!t for breakfast.

 

BV roots for Ivan Drago.

Edited by PvilleStang

Vulnables loves puppies. 
 

Spoiler

Puppy pies, puppy pizzas, puppy pudding…

 

BV orders the salmon at a steakhouse.

BV is still on his phone when the light turns green.

BV speaks at every city council meeting in Norman.

BV subscribes to PlutoTV.

Brent V’Onofrio loves 11am kickoffs. If it were up to him, he’d start each game at sunrise. He loves his morning routine and imposing them on others. His greatest joy is waking up 4 minutes before his alarm is set to go off.

When brent venables needs a fragrance for a special night out, he eats a pound of asparagus, lays on the ground and pisses on himself.

BV pushes every button in the elevator, going either up or down.

BV thinks it is OK to reuse the same plate at the buffet. 

On 10/1/2023 at 11:08 AM, mdmost said:

BV pulls his pants all the way down to his ankles when he pees. 

Doing his best Ben Shapiro impression 

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When Brent Venables goes on celebrity game shows he donates winnings to ridiculous pet charities instead of like kids with cancer. 

Brent Venables petitions management to get rid of work from home policies and says the long commute “is a good transition back to home life”

Brent Venables shows up an hour before every party following the host around and repeatedly asking if he can help with anything 

Bv’s brisket is worse than Lincoln Riley’s

On 9/30/2023 at 6:22 PM, Leanderman said:

Burnt Vegetables eats the urinal cakes at the Bucess's rest rooms.

After they've been used

Brent Venereal has killed more hookers than Craig James

4 minutes ago, Magabro said:

Brent Venereal has killed more hookers than Craig James

Woah! Let's not get carried away here!

He's probably killed more than Jack the Ripper, but not CJ

BV is on his phone scrolling Tik-Tok in the left turn lane when the green arrow comes on then goes to yellow and then red. Of course he finally goes and makes it through the light while you have to sit through another cycle. 

Brat Venables took his son to a Taylor swift concert

burnt vegetables still wears a plaid shirt, cargo shorts, dr. martens when he goes to Trees in deep ellum.

burnt vegetables thinks brett yormark is misunderstood and a swell guy.

burt vagtables thinks lincoln rileys brisket was on point.  

butt vegtables forgets the alamo and 9/11 every day.  

bunt vegerables thinks willie nelson and Stevie Ray are overated and prefers Toby Keith.  

 

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