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Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight

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Bent Venalbles takes his wife to the romantic city of Cleveland    What a dumbass

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BV tries to use Mastercard, then cash, and finally writes a personal check at Costco.... on Sunday.

Brent Venables thinks NFL broadcasts should be giving Taylor Swift more of the spotlight.

Edit - shit, I'm late. @hookem17 already said the same thing

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Brint Venereal thinks Ticketmaster should charge more in fees.

Brent Venables is convinced Barbie will sweep all the Academy awards.

When BV and his wife fly into Austin every year for SXSW, they spend most of their time in Waco to enjoy the Magnolia store and restaurant.

Brent Venables starts every conversation with, "Since I'm a student of the Constitution, let me tell you something..."  

BV carries a pocket constitution.

BV wishes he could’ve run down the Clemson hill instead of Dabo

BV introduced Taylor Swift to Kelce.  

BV's role models off the field are Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky.

BV didn't see anything wrong with what Baylor did.

Brent Venables told his black defensive players to shut up and tackle.  

Brent Venables eats his peas one at a time.

Brent Venables went into coaching because he was too stupid to be an airline pilot.  But to this day, he still opens his garage door, starts his car, and just sits in idle for 35 minutes before backing out for no reason.  

BV proudly claims he invented the slogan:  You can't spell COCKSUCKER without ou.

BV still uses floaties in the pool.

BV and his wife share the same underwear.

BV sings Sweet Caroline during the church hymnal.

BV pours the milk in the bowl, then adds the cereal.

to be continued......

Brent Venables wakes up early to write his own name on his kids' student government ballots to secretly place them in their backpacks.  

Brent Venables Scotchguard’s the inside of his pants.

Brent Venables served me chili once.  In four quadrants.  One was the meat.  One was the sauce.  One was the spices.  One was the cheese.  All of them had beans.

Brent Venables sits when he pees

Brent Venables shits standing up

Brett Venables purposely lies and says  “no, first time here” when asked by a waiter who inquires “have you dined with us before?  If not, let me tell you how we do things here…”

Brent Venables put mayonnaise on his Whataburger instead of mustard. 

Brent Venables doesn’t just protest homosexuality at funerals of strangers (like soldiers), he shows this conviction at relatives and friends funerals.

Brent Venables will always remember the Alamo.  And by that I mean the time he argued for 2 1/2 hours at St Louis Lambert to get upgraded from his Chevy Malibu to a PT Cruiser with Alamo Rental, only to learn his reservation was with Hertz.

Brent Venables thinks Matt LeBlanc was the best Top Gear host

Brent Venables takes marriage counseling from Joe Mixon

Brent Venables is the kind of guy who struggles with his consience before finally deciding to go to a gloryhole with the intention of sucking anonymous cock, only to proceed to stare at the wall while multiple cocks impatiently cycle out of the gloryhole for over an hour while he gently rubs his balls over his jeans and and silently cries

Brent Venables schedules work meetings from 11:30-1 and doesn't provide food. 

1 hour ago, Waterface said:

Brent Venables is the kind of guy who struggles with his consience before finally deciding to go to a gloryhole with the intention of sucking anonymous cock, only to proceed to stare at the wall while multiple cocks impatiently cycle out of the gloryhole for over an hour while he gently rubs his balls over his jeans and and silently cries

Strangely specific 

16 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

BV pours the milk in the bowl, then adds the cereal.

wtf, is this a thing?

BV throws his six pack holders away without cutting them up to save the turtles.

When Sen Dog wrote this outro he was talking to Venables....
 

 

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